Diving me mad

Submitted by Steddyeddy

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Saturday, 18 October 2008

A man in the swimming pool was on the very top diving board. He poised elegently, lifted his arms, and was just about to dive when the attendant came running up, shouting, "Don't dive? there's no water in that pool!"

"That's all right, " said the man. "I can't swim!"

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