State Farm Wasn't There... when @justinbieber #unfollowed @KimKardashian
State Farm Wasn't There... when your daughter auditioned for 16 and pregnant. And got rejected for an odor issue.
State Farm Wasn't There... when Batman needed that throat lozenge
State Farm Wasn't There... when Halle Berry ran someone over.
State Farm Wasn't There... when Lebron's hairline ran away.
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