A Husband was gardening in the depths of the back garden and his Wife was pruning and trimming in the front when she looked up in horror to see a young man climb into their car and drive away. An opportunist car thief if ever there was one.
Almost unable to believe what she'd seen,she panicked as he smiled and sped away.Running round the back she yelled, ' Graeme,some bloke's pinched our car!What shall we do?'
'Calm down love,' said Graeme,'did you get a good look at him?'
'No,' she replied,'but I got the number plate.'