Bad Advice

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Friday, 4 February 2011

Two friends met on the street and one said, "I heard your brother died. What happened?"

"It was very sad," the other replied. "Lettuce killed him."

"How could lettuce kill a man?"

"He bought lettuce at the market and asked the store owner how to keep it fresh"

"The owner told him, 'Put your head in a plastic bag, tie it tight and put it in the refrigerator.'"

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