15. "Can I borrow your library card? Why? Because I'm checking you out."
14. Your name should be "Online Gambling," because I find you highly addictive.
13. "Hi, I'm Ben Roethlisberger."
12. "Want to make Black History month count?"
11. "Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?"
10. "Hi, I'm tab A. You must be slot B."
9. "F--k me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?"
8. "Wanna go 50/50 on a rape charge?"
7. "If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."
6. "I love every bone in your body. Especially mine."
5. If you were a pie, I would eat you all up, regurgitate you, eat you again, then take a nap. Just so I can say I dream of you."
4. "Hey, do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checkin' out ma' package!"
3. "Does this smell like chloroform?"
2. "How much for a half and half?"
1. "Hi. *stares at tits*"
BONUS: You're so fine I'd go on Maury with you and take a paternity test and when he said I'm the father, I'd be like, "Good!"
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