15-year-old Jason was out on a date with his 16-year-old girlfriend late one Friday night.
Hoping no one would notice, he quietly walked her to her door. Before she went into the house, he couldn't resist kissing her passionately. She responded in kind.
Unfortunately, his girlfriend's mother saw this. She then telephoned Jason's mother and reported what she saw, as they were only a few houses away.
When Jason got to his house, his mother was waiting for him with arms folded in front of her and angry. A big scene resulted.
The following Monday, Jason happened to run into his friend William. "You'll never guess what happened!" Jason said.
"What happened?" William asked.
"I was out with Stacy Friday night and her mom saw us kissing on her doorstep," Jason explained. "So she called my mom and she yelled at me and said we're too young and for me not to see her anymore. I didn't say anything that night. She talked to me again about it last night. I led her to believe we're not seeing each other anymore."
"Are you?" William asked.
"Of course we are!" Jason replied. "And we're doing a lot more than just kissing! We're just being careful not to do anything near our houses."
"So what did you say to your mom?" William inquired.
Jason answered, "I said, 'I was only kissing her on the lips, but it's all over now!'"