My ex-wife (who cheated & married the god-damned a--hole motherf--king retard jerkoff wanker son of a b-tch) just called to tell she's divorcing. I hate myself for being so turned on right now.
Hypnotic & Hennessy. The preferred cocktail of those who enjoy waking in the finest dumpsters & drinking the most exotic squirrel semen.
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