Twitter = OMG, need to pee. BRB
Facebook = I peed!
Foursquare = I'm peeing... HERE.
Quora= Why pee? Why am I peeing?
Youtube= Watch this Epic pee Fail!
LinkedIn= I pee well.
Chatroulette: WTF Are you peeing???
I only read Playboy for the articles, because I masturbate to National Geographic.