A mime was arrested today for street performing without a permit. He was placed in an invisible box but unfortunately since it was invisible no one realized that the top was wide open which he escaped after pretending to climb an imaginary latter
In other news:
3 out of 4 dentists agree that the leading cause of unanimous decisions is from stupid orthodontists. In related news: 3 out 4 orthodontists wanted to reply by denying this as untrue and false yet still won't make an official press statement till their other colleague is fully convinced.