Be Careful if You Try This!

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Saturday, 15 January 2011

I tried that subliminal thing about placing a recording of another language near my bed so that I could hear it while I slept and would wake up having learned a new language.

Mistake! I somehow got the language tape mixed with an old Beatles recording that I recorded backwards to see if there were any secret messages.

I dreamed all night about being chased by some kind of horned uglies with pitchforks.

-Red Balls, Politician

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