A husband and wife are shopping in their local store.
The husband picks up a case of beer and puts it in their cart.
'And just what do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans' hubby replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them', orders wifey and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on she picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
"And just what do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of beer and it's half the price.'
He never knew what hit him.
"Cleanup on aisle 16, we have a husband down."