Back from the Dead?

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Tuesday, 11 January 2011

Of all things, Ed McMahon showed up on my doorstep this morning and presented me with a check for one million dollars and I can cash it just as soon as my down payment for his trip here ($10,000) clears his bank.

I didn't even know Ed was still alive. Also, even though I knew he'd lost his house, I didn't know he was now living in Nigeria.

-Red Balls, Politician

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