Happy New Year, everyone. And what Dick Clark said this year rings especially true: "Mmmm mffmfhh, mfhhhh, nwwwww, mmmmmphhhhh, mmmm."
Seriously, can't they lie to Dick Clark and just pretend the camera is on?
DIRECTOR: Dick, you're live in 3..2..
DICK CLARK: "Mmmm mffmfhh, mfhhhh, nwwwww, mmmm. Hrrr, kmmmmmmph mmmmmrf.
DIRECTOR: And we're clear. Great job, Dick. Ke$ha says thank you, by the way. She thinks you're hot as well.
