Pop Tarts are like Breakfast Pie.

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Friday, 31 December 2010

ME: Pop Tarts are like Breakfast Pie.

YOU: Breakfast Pie is what I call morning sex.

ME: But you don't get to call it very often.

YOU:! Yes, it left me far too soon.
Now I'm mourning morning sex.

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TEXT #1: did some laundry (actually my mom) this weekend
TEXT #2: you did your mom this weekend?!

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