The Dragon and the George

Submitted by Stefano M. Stefano
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Friday, 31 December 2010

A drunk guy pounds on the door of a pub called 'The Dragon and the George'. He's relentless, knocking and kicking the door to gain entry, even though he's unaware that it's past closing time. The only person still in the pub is an exhausted barmaid who's closing up. She swings open the door and shouts,
"What the hell do you want?!"
The drunk replies, "I-I knowww I've had a fffew drinks, m'lady, but I-I-I-I was wondering if ya could see it in yer heart to give me a free one fer the ro-road?"
Outraged, the barmaid slams the door in his face, shouting at the same time, "Never! Bugger off! And don't ever come back, ya bum!"
She stomps away from the door when she hears a couple quiet taps knocking on the door. Even more pissed off, she swings open the door and sees the drunk has returned.
"What now?!" she screams at him.
To which the drunk replies, "Can I ask George this time?"

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