"So I told her, 'Women aren't the only ones who fake an organism!' but she just laid there looking puzzled.
"Really, this is their top-of-the-line dong. I know it was on sale but wait a minute and I'll get the catalog."
That was when she pulled the cover over her head and ran to lock the bedroom door behind me while yelling, "That's 'ORGASM!" stupid!"
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