An man was trying to enter Australia illegally. The immigration department asked his name, and he panicked. He blurted out the first australian name that came into his mind: "Ricky Ponting".
The immigration officer immediately arrested him without another word.
"But you haven't seen my papers!" The man protested
"I don't need to" Said the immigration officer "These days Ricky Ponting is never in for more than a few minutes"