Blonde tries to do a jigsaw puzzle

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Sunday, 12 December 2010

A blonde phoned her boyfriend - totally frustrated. She was trying to do a jigsaw puzzle all by herself.

Her boyfriend, on receiveing the phone-call, told her to calm down and he'd be over to help her with the jigsaw. He asked her what the picture on the front of the box was and she had answered,

"It's a big chicken".

On arriving at his girlfriend's apartment, he walked into the kitchen where she was trying to assemble the jigsaw.

He sat down and looked at the pieces spread out on the kitchen table, sighed and said to her,

"The first thing we have to do ....is.....put all the cornflakes back into the box."

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