A man forgets his anniversary and his wife gets mad at him. They argue and his wife tells him, " When I wake up tomorrow, I'd better see a gift in the driveway that goes from 0-200 in under five seconds."So the husband wakes up the next morning and goes to work. The wife hears him leave and looks out the window to see a gift in the driveway. Confused, she goes out to see what it is. She opens the box to find a bathroom scale.
The husband was never heard from again.