A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant
operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he walked in,
sat down and looked over the menu:
Raw Tourist: $5.00
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked Liberal or Grilled Conservative: $100.00
The guy called his friend over and asked,
"Why such A huge price difference for the politicians?"
The cook replied,
"Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."
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