One evening, Mike went over to his friend Terry's house to play cards with him and some other friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife, Susan.
When Mike dropped a playing card on the floor and bent down to pick it up, he saw from underneath the table that Susan was wearing a very short skirt, nothing on underneath, and revealing quite a lot. Mike couldn't help looking for a little while, then he retrieved the card and sat up, trying to hide the fact that he was flushed.
He then went into the kitchen to get a drink of water and compose himself. To his surprise, Susan followed him in. In a sultry voice, she asked, "Did you like what you saw?"
"Well, yes, I did!" Mike sheepishly answered.
Susan leaned close to Mike and ran her fingers through his hair. "I'll give you more than a look," she whispered seductively in his ear, "But it will cost you $500."
Mike thought about his financial situation. "Okay," he finally said.
"Come here tomorrow at 2:30," Susan said. It's "I'll see you then," Mike said with a nervous smile.
The next afternoon, Mike went over. She was there. He gave her the $500, and they had a romp in the sack.
Later that evening, Terry came home and asked his wife, "Has Mike been over here today?"
"Yes, he has," she answered nervously, thinking she might have been caught.
"Good!" Terry said, "Because that fool came by my office early this morning and asked to borrow $500. He said he'd pay me back before suppertime, which sounded a bit quirky, but I gave it to him anyway. He said he would leave the money with you."