Got Drunk And Did It Again

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Tuesday, 2 November 2010

Lately, every time I get drunk I wind up at the hospital.

I try to warn myself before I start drinking, using a three by five card that reads, "Those are not rice cakes nor peanuts. They are styrofoam peanuts and flats for shipping delicate objects through the post".

But when I'm drunk, I can't read.

-Harry Balls

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