Twilight Years dating agency for seniors

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Wednesday, 27 October 2010

Dating agency clarifying information provided by senior on enrollment questionnaire for finding the perfect soul-mate:

"You say here that you'd prefer someone with regular bowel movements.

Does it matter if they're involuntary?"


Senior to dating agency match-maker on health-related question:

"Lately I've been feeling lethargic, listless and apathetic and if I stand up too quickly, I get dizzy. My grand-daughter says she has to smoke two big fat joints to feel like that".

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