You simply cannot have any fun anymore without people taking offense.
Take my breakfast at IHOP yesterday. What did it hurt for me to
make my pancakes look like a penis and ask the waitress for help
pouring on the syrup?
They don't even serve pancakes in here! It's oatmeal, oatmeal, oatmeal for the next 2-6 months.
-Sambo Black
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