Marital bliss

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Thursday, 7 October 2010

Wife: What are you doing?

Husband: Nothing..

Wife: Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.

Husband: I was looking for the expiry date.

Wife : Do you want dinner?

Husband : Great! What are my choices?

Wife : Yes or no.

Son: Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Oh Honey that was so sweet of you. You did the right thing.

Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.


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