Scotsman McAllister Bummed at Sheep Boinking Label

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Sunday, 3 October 2010

I am submitting this joke, I did not originate it, it has been around a long time
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A man visiting a village in Scotland left a pub after a few drinks and waddled down to the banks of a small river and sat on the riverbank admiring the scenic view of the village. It was not long before a large Scotsman, dressed in a kilt, came along and sat on the river bank next to the man.

Both the man and the Scotsman sat for a bit on the bank in the early afternoon sun admiring the scenery when the Scotsman, suddenly turned to the man and said:

"Do you see that stone bridge over there that crosses the river? The one built of stone. Did you know that I built it with me own two hands?"

The man, taken aback says: "No, I had no idea, I am just visiting".

"Aye", answers the Scotsman, "aye. You would think that they would call me McAllister the bridge maker, wouldn't you? But, no, no they don't"

The Scotsman then goes silent.

After a few minutes of awkward silence the Scotsman suddenly says: "Do you see that stone steeple on the far side of the river? The one built of stone. Did you know that I built it with me own two hands?"

The man, once again taken aback replies: "No, I had no idea".

"Aye", says the Scotsman, "aye. You would think that they would call me McAllister the steeple builder, wouldn't you? But, no, no they don't".

The Scotsman, again, goes silent.

After a few more minutes of silence, the Scotsman once again, speaks.

"Do you see that stone monument that sits on the cliff hanging over the river? The one built of stone? Did you know that I built it with me own two hands?"

The man replies: "No, I had no idea".

"Aye", says the Scotsman, aye. You would think that they would call me McAllister the monument builder, wouldn't you? But, no, no they don't".

The Scotsman then says:

"You boink one sheep……"

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