Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch jest shootin' the breeze.
1st Hillbilly:
My wife sho is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner
2nd Hillbilly:
Why is that stupid?
1st Hillbilly:
We ain't got no 'lectricity!
2nd Hillbilly:
That aint nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought
one of them new-fangled warshin' machines!
1st Hillbilly:
Why is that so stupid?
2nd Hillbilly:
Cos we ain't got no damn plummin'!
3rd Hillbilly:
That ain't nuthin! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes
put together! I was going through her purse the other day
lookin' fer some change an' I found 6 condoms in thar.
1st and 2nd Hillbillies:
Well, what's so dumb about that?
3rd Hillbilly:
Hell.....She ain't got no pecker, that's what!
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