Who's the smartest hillbilly?

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Saturday, 2 October 2010

Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch jest shootin' the breeze.

1st Hillbilly:
My wife sho is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner

2nd Hillbilly:
Why is that stupid?

1st Hillbilly:
We ain't got no 'lectricity!

2nd Hillbilly:
That aint nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought
one of them new-fangled warshin' machines!

1st Hillbilly:
Why is that so stupid?

2nd Hillbilly:
Cos we ain't got no damn plummin'!

3rd Hillbilly:
That ain't nuthin! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes
put together! I was going through her purse the other day
lookin' fer some change an' I found 6 condoms in thar.

1st and 2nd Hillbillies:
Well, what's so dumb about that?

3rd Hillbilly:
Hell.....She ain't got no pecker, that's what!

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