Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch jest shootin' the breeze.
My wife sho is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner
Why is that stupid?
We ain't got no 'lectricity!
That aint nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought
one of them new-fangled warshin' machines!
Why is that so stupid?
Cos we ain't got no damn plummin'!
That ain't nuthin! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes
put together! I was going through her purse the other day
lookin' fer some change an' I found 6 condoms in thar.
1st and 2nd Hillbillies:
Well, what's so dumb about that?
Hell.....She ain't got no pecker, that's what!