The Tractor

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Monday, 27 September 2010

Paddy is passing by Mick's hay shed one day when through a gap in the door he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson.

Buttocks clenched he performs a slow, smooth bow and gently slides his thigh along the fender.

He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy trousers .

Grabbing both sides of his check shirt he rips it apart to reveal his beer stained undershirt and with a final flourish, he hurls his cap onto a pile of hay nearby.

"What on earth are you doing, Mick!" says Paddy.

"Jeez Paddy, ye frightened the livin bejasus out of me" says an obviously embarrassed Mick,

"but me and the Missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor. "

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