11 March 2010
Top Satire Stories
Katie Price Back In UK
Role-model Katie Price has landed back in the UK after her exhaustive tour of parties in Los Angeles. The Prime Minister has declared a national holiday so the public can celebrate the return of our most cherished glamour model.
Spontaneous street...
Simon Cowell Defends Cheryl Cole
From all the reports lately, Cheryl Cole's marriage is really falling apart as Ashley Cole is fast becoming the Tiger Woods of soccer.
"If Simon Cowell is defending me, then I must really be in bad shape", Cheryl told reporters over the weekend af...
JLS Condoms Are Too Big For Mr Average
Trials of the new JLS Condom were halted today when the prototypes failed to remain in place during a series of test runs. Every man in the team of fifty 'guinea-pigs' complained bitterly that the JLS Condom was far too big for what they were trying...
Howard Stern Announces: Hold Your Calls Folks, We've Just Found Someone Bigger Than Kirstie Alley - Gabourney Sidibe
NEW YORK CITY - Radio talk show host Howard Stern has remarked that the humongous Oscar nominee for Best Actress Gabourney Sidibe (pronounced PLEASE DON'T SIT ON ME) will never make another movie, TV commercial, infomercial, public service announceme...
The truth about Susan
Susan Boyle, the Scottish warbler, has denied rumours she is a "ring-in", a fraudulent attempt by Simon Cowell to make money. "Noo" she said "Arm joost his idea of a jooke".Hope that clears theair.
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