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Radovan Karadzic Regrets Entering Radovan Karadzic Lookalike Competition

Radovan Karadzic Regrets Entering Radovan Karadzic Lookalike Competition Captured war crimes suspect Radovan Karadzic says he regrets entering a Radovan Karadzic lookalike contest while living in Serbia's capital Belgrade.

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Voter asks Gordon Brown for his money back

Voter asks Gordon Brown for his money back Henry Crankshaft, a Labour voter from Westhoughton near Manchester, shocked the British world of politics when he knocked on the door of number 10 Downing Street earlier this morning seeking a refund.

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Guliani to Sell America!

Guliani to Sell America! The former NYC mayor who parlayed 9-11 into a multi million dollar security consultant firm has found a new cash cow in the midst of American loss. The Guliani Partners will have begun hawking US real estate to on foreign markets in the wake of his c...

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Will Smith injured by overly tight costume

Will Smith injured by overly tight costume News in briefs - Will Smith, at a press conference in Australia promoting the movie Hancock, announced that when he said the line "It's a little tight", featured in TV adverts for the movie, he was actually trying to inform the director...

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Free Legally Blonde tickets not available

Free Legally Blonde tickets not available The much hyped free ticket give away for the new musical of Legally Blonde has been shelved as nobody thought to do it.

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Sir Alex Games To Go Ahead In August

Sir Alex Games To Go Ahead In August The Sir Alex Ferguson Games will be held in England this August. The first event will be Teacup Throwing at Mummy's Boys, where competitors throw half-full china cups at blonde men who wear women's clothes, shortly followed by the 90 Minutes Gum Chewing. Contestants at this win by having the highest numbers of chews in the given time, and are allowed unlimited packets during the event.
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'Dog the Bounty Hunter' called in on search for elusive Manuel Cunt!

'Dog the Bounty Hunter' called in on search for elusive Manuel Cunt! London, UK - Duane 'Dog' Chapman...AKA Dog the Bounty Hunter, has been called in to help with whereabouts of missing spoof writer, and famously poor mannered Manuel Cunt.

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Radovan Karadžić aka. Papa Smurf arrested in the woods

Radovan Karadžić aka. Papa Smurf arrested in the woods People may know him as Radovan Karadzic or Dragan Dabic but his true identity has now been revealed after his arrest, Papa Smurf.

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Disguise didn't Work

When Radovan Karadzic hired an Osama Bin Laden disguise it obviously didn't work! He was quickly arrested by police in Belgrade today.

Church Merge

Salt Lake City, Utah: The Seventh Day Adventist church has combined with the Mormon church and will now be known as The Church of Jesus Christ of Saturday Saints - as from next Saturday it was announced today.

Overdosed?

In Las Vegas today, the body of a junkie who was found dead in an alley, with sh*t in his veins? Apparently he'd been shooting craps.

Chernobyl Wedding

Today Chernobyl, the town in te Ukraine that had a meltdown at is Nuclear Power Station performed it's first wedding ceremony in 20 years. The ceremony was beautiful -she was absolutely radiant, he was glowing too. Even the bridesmaids shone.

Pit Bull(sh*t) Horror

UK consumers were today literally 'up in arms' as a leading anti-perspirant manufacturer inadvertently added starch to one of their under-arm products.

Dick cheney shoots hunting partner!

Oh wait... that's not a spoof.... it really has happened... Sorry

Model Tryouts!

Calling all anorexic girls! If you are beyond skeletal, have a personality similar to a doorknob, and have the brains of the nearest horse fly, than this is the experience for you! Check auditions with the Naughty Bunnies in a town near you-and remember, no fat Baltimore chicks please!

Competitors Kick Off in Health and Safety Row

This year's annual 'one-legged-man arse kicking competition' has been cancelled following concerns from local health and safety officials. Participants are said to be hopping mad at the decision.
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