Your Daily Horoscopes for Tuesday, March 31
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Palace Orders Hit on Former DIA Intel ChiefEmperor Barack I, fuming over MidEast reality check by LtGen Davis on Sunday, ordered a hit on the General, palace spies report. Word is Terminator-in-Chief Valerie Jarrett got the nod.
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