Your Daily Horoscopes for Tuesday, October 25

The Spoof no longer offers its own funny horoscope service. However, you'll be pleased to know that a similar, better and more extensive service now exists at one of The Spoof's sister sites:

So to view your horoscopes for today, go to Funny Horoscopes at

We apologise for any inconvenience but would like to assure you that the level of service for amusing horoscopes is actually greatly improved at Laughsend.

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Apple's New App: Don-B-Gone

To make up for the new iPhone 7's lack of headphone jack,

Apple is offering a free app that blocks Donald Trump's image, voice, and quotes from any web content viewed on the phone.
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