Your Daily Horoscopes for Wednesday, September 17
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Obama to deploy 3,000 doctors to combat ISILThe United States announced on Tuesday it will send 3,000 doctors to help combat the Islamic terrorist group, ISIL, as part of a ramped-up plan, including a major deployment in Syria.
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