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On-screen name: Henman

Location: Nigeria


Walls have ears. Clocks have hands. Tables have legs. Combs have teeth. Chairs have arms. Watches have faces. Boys have six packs like grocery stores. Girls have hilights like BBC news. Old men use walkers for walking instead of eating them. Hail is apparently something that falls from the sky. And holy crap, there's a mouse beside my keyboard.


Date Joined: Wednesday 26 December 2007

Last visit: Sunday 8 January 2012 22:46

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