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"Some would still use the Bible as a textbook for science, specifically the Old Testament. Witness the push for the teaching of creationism in public schools. A scientific anachronism skips over hundreds of years of advancement and remains viable in the minds of those who would substitute revealed truth for modern science."
Yep. This pretty much describes the contemporary GOP, which in many ways resembles the Know Nothing Party of the mid-nineteenth century (active in my own state of Kentucky-still is!). Its credo, from Kenneth Purcell of 30 Rock: "Science was my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament."

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