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saturation after terrible urinating remains a titilating incident or not?

It's a shame his ladder didn't break; that would have been some real news!

Not a great space fan, but I do have respect for these early astronauts who risked their lives...RIP

Miss Swollen Bollocks,

I hereby admit the fact that I am in denial and promiscuos never to look at young ladies boobs again until tomorrow when the sun rises (In the dark it's no fun!).

If I deserve a good spanking then please let my local nurse, who is a nymphomaniac Dominatrix in her spare time, do the whipping, otherwise I'll cry!

Mijnheer Subordinate

Sorry Miss B Swoll(en)ocks,

six of the best, or a damn good slippering (hopefully tonight, the missus is feeling slightly S & M'd)

Herr Subordinate

young or under nourished? Gogh!

I prefer light-blues actually, much more speedy!

That's better and f++k me too!

JLF, get into the thread or f++k off!! (just joking)

Don't insult Aussies mate, they loved Erskine Quint! I'll have your balls on an Aussie bbq, damn pommies!

orstralia! fukin great rats hoppin abart orl over the fukin place! An they calls em Kangaroos! Must be a shit hole.


Arm (Kisses ect)

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Quarter past! you lucky B+++++d! I had to wait three hours and I still didn't cum! (Python)

Arm, you are normal! That's an insult if I ever heard one and as for our possum down-under you are full of Cojones! (Xtra written properly for Skoob who sometimes likes to toss his)

JLF, I liked that!

I don't tell jokes; I am one!

artistes; Renoir, Toulouse-Lautrec, in Seine taught English Sisley.

He's off Andover the Hill but incognito; luvvely stuff!

Dear Skoobf,

RVP has now arrived, I am happy, but still nobody will ever be able to lick Mon Dieu's boots!

Mon Dieu Fan Club / Corsican Rebels

Dear those who really run the Spoof,

I hereby declare my total solidarity with our ex-Colonel Juan in stating the fact that he never was, is or will be a RACIST! In fact he is exactly the opposite because in locking horns with this gentleman many times he always preached non-racial, non-homophobic, non-Muslim phobic philosophies, therefore to accuse him of being anything else than slightly weird (like the rest of us) is utter Cojones, si!

I demand that he be re-instated, given back all of his well earned points and taken off of The Hill because Sean Connery wasn't guilty either (The fat one was though).

Please, fellow spoofers, sign this petition, bung it under Marks nose and demand that our colonel returns to the front immediately.

Otherwise I'll personally charge the light brigade!!! Damn Turks!

Dear Spoof or ?,

no it didn't and my reference to Jews is quite relevant because they bang their heads too just like EIF intends to do.

PS: These forums are certainly not run by me or any other spoofer (I have no desire at all in that direction, as mentioned already, but that whizzed over your head too), they have their own-dynamic and are driven along by people who wish to have A LAUGH, DISCUSS, EXCHANGE THOUGHTS, OPINIONS AND ARE FREQUENTED BY ALL DIFFERENT TYPES, INCLUDING OURSELVES.

That is the beauty of this place and the people who participate. Our differences are not what matters because if we all had the same opinion life would be a fucking bore!

Bring back CJ!!!

JO

Sounded like a Ghost town apart from that idiot flying around on his jetpack!

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Quote: Buck E Filbert

When they had the Olympics in Los Angeles everyone thought it would be a nightmare. Nothing could have been further from the truth. Everyone left town and it was beautiful. Freeways were clear and it ended up being better than regular every day in comparison.

BEF

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Dear Spiff,

ere, ere!

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Quote: Ellis Ian Fields

Dear Spoof,

Please warn Mr Bollocks that he is in danger of coming over all pompous like if he bangs on about using words correctly.

Just sayin'
A Middle Class Patriot and Hater.

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Again, Dear Ortho-Docks,

BTW; don't bang too hard, it hurts, look at the Jews!

Sorry Arm, Dear Spiff,

Well you certainly come across here as being so, but I don't know about your other life; quite interesting I would imagine?

No pots and kettles here though, just hot steam!

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Quote: Ellis Ian Fields

Uh-oh, so not only am I "filled with so much middle-class, patriotic hatred" I'm also undiplomatic.

Pots and kettles come to mind, JO old man. Pots and kettles.

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Dear whoever,
I do not wish to run anything / first point.
I am not against capatilism all I do is attempt to find equilibrium, a balance, in the progressive world and ethics, that's all.
I paid for the pleasure of promoting Erskine Quint actually (ask Mark) and Mark kindly assisted me because in certain phases within the book I promote The Spoof, again you are completely wrong / Maybe you should read it before demonising it.
Skoob, I'm sorry but your friend used to shoot down people who attempted to bring their spoofs to the forum, it's a fact and was very intimidating for many new colleagues. Hence the status quo.
Your comments run down my back like water running out of a ducks arse, I have no problem with your critics, in fact I welcome them.
As for EIF, well hyenas tend to be more diplomatic.
When I wrote my comment on your beloved thread I knew there would be reactions, which is positive.
I also wish that CJ would return, it was never boring!

Dear Skoob or Spoof,

the reason why many spoofers do not bring their works to the forums is simple. They were accused by an ex-spoofer who constantly criticized them of self-publicising their works on the forums and searching for more points and popularity.

I would never dream of bringing one of my pathetic efforts to the forums just in case the accusations commence once again.

If a colleague does it, no problem, then I feel honoured / JO

They're Andalucian cojones not Catalan!

Skoob kneed on old Barcelona

Zimmerframed again / Dear Spoof