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From News Discussion / Homo Sapiens Continue to Bludgeon Neanderthals
Posted 8 Apr 17 09:52
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Dear EQ, I fail to see where I would be without your utter madness invading my ageing grey cells...

Six books, an EQ trilogy, plus various other literary gems less...

I stand stoned like a toppled statue of Lenin or swinging effigy of Mussolini in awe at your brilliance...

 
From News Discussion / Homo Sapiens Continue to Bludgeon Neanderthals
Posted 8 Apr 17 09:48
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Dearest VC, your question is totally valid because watching Hull kick balls is even worse than observing Man United missing them..

Now where's that damn tequila...?

 
From News Discussion / Homo Sapiens Continue to Bludgeon Neanderthals
Posted 6 Apr 17 19:03
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VC, I fear that other bunch of marauding monsters, ISIS, now top the charts...Which race do they belong to?

Not the Egg or sack race I fear...

Maybe the headless chicken Derby held in Timbuktu...

Big 5 BTW, nice one...

 
From General Discussion / Horse Latitudes
Posted 5 Apr 17 20:09
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EQ, maybe you should try, EquestrianExperts.GB, I am sure they could offer you a busted polo stick or two; however, a paper mache bust I fear would be beyond your price class...

 
From General Discussion / Heart of Darkness
Posted 4 Apr 17 07:26
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sea sickness is preferable to being devoured by a Great White I do believe, but correct me if I am wrong...

 
From General Discussion / Richard II Writes Advertising Copy For Camping Store
Posted 30 Mar 17 18:33
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Not being such a great follower of the Bard, and certainly not a student of his gobbledygook, I prefer to park my tent on the banks of the pong-y Ganges! Avon calling...

 
From General Discussion / Appeal
Posted 20 Mar 17 09:20
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his legs would certainly resemble milk-bottle ten-pins; quite frightening actually...

Mind you we could conserve his genius brain in tequila, without worms of course, and use it for later research into the very THIN LINE!

 
From General Discussion / Appeal
Posted 19 Mar 17 11:24
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obviously no sex, no rash!

 
From General Discussion / Brain Surgery
Posted 18 Mar 17 12:10
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A brain surgeon would have a problem with my head...I just had a pea!

 
From General Discussion / Appeal
Posted 17 Mar 17 08:44
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Mark E Smith is on our board of directors over at the NUTTERS BEACH CLUB, he is of course an honorary member and can drink as many brown bottles as he desires!

Flip Flops and Bermuda Shorts are our strict dress code, with skimpy bikinis for females of course, they can also come topless if they feel the urge!

MW & Co, our club is full, but I can squeeze you, EQ, and other Nutters here in, so join the fun if you desire; however, sex on our beach is forbidden because of sand entering the rear end!

https://www.facebook.com/nuttersbeachclub69/?fref=ts

We have a large collection of parrots too!

 
From General Discussion / Appeal
Posted 16 Mar 17 19:50
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No bulbs in this house!

 
From General Discussion / Eithiopian Rubbish Landslide Kills 48
Posted 14 Mar 17 08:35
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Now if Bob Marley and his Rastas would have heard this, they would proclaim it was an act of their God!

Haile Selassie moves in strange ways!

 
From News Discussion / Great Train Robber Ronnie Biggs Arrested After Attempting Another Great Train Robbery
Posted 11 Mar 17 11:30
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Biggs, Biggles, just great British Bounders!

 
From General Discussion / Appeal
Posted 11 Mar 17 10:44
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I am great believer in "anything helps" and after my experiences behind the portcullis of a HMS residence (in surreal terms of course), I could imagine a busted JO in the pen is worth 2 in the men...Now where's that damn soap?

 
From News Discussion / Great Train Robber Ronnie Biggs Arrested After Attempting Another Great Train Robbery
Posted 10 Mar 17 16:05
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Classic MW, maybe you should frame it...

 
From General Discussion / Appeal
Posted 10 Mar 17 16:04
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I got busted once, will that help?

 
From General Discussion / Ways To Avoid Becoming a Corpse
Posted 8 Mar 17 07:36
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I do believe we have a reincarnated Dylan Thomas in our midst! Shame he has to become a corpse before becoming famous!

 
From General Discussion / Ways To Avoid Becoming a Corpse
Posted 5 Mar 17 10:40
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Scheisse!

 
From General Discussion / Ways To Avoid Becoming a Corpse
Posted 4 Mar 17 11:22
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MW, my residence under the bridge has recently been invaded by those who find their immortality resembling ashes floating down the Ganges...No corpses required..

However, after a bottle of Vin Rouge, my mind actually turned into a corpse; well that's what the missus said this morning!

 
From General Discussion / Ways To Avoid Becoming a Corpse
Posted 3 Mar 17 20:27
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To be buried alive or not, a corpse will always become immortal!


 
From General Discussion / Ways To Avoid Becoming a Corpse
Posted 1 Mar 17 12:36
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Write a book or two...

 
From General Discussion / Imagine My Chagrin
Posted 25 Feb 17 12:21
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Do not argue with MW, his misguided roots began at the bottom of a smelly Hull trawler and he knows the smoking business inside out...I prefer a Woodbine actually, hung drawn and quartered..

 
From News Discussion / Masochistic satire writer looking forward to another year of indifference to his work
Posted 23 Feb 17 13:33
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Tell me about it!

 
From General Discussion / Owls of the World I: The Lesser Sooty Owl
Posted 22 Feb 17 08:17
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Dr B. My teeth are as long as a Howard Hughes toenail...

 
From General Discussion / Owls of the World I: The Lesser Sooty Owl
Posted 22 Feb 17 08:15
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A wise old owl once said, and I quote; "Floydian bricks might tumble but, a Trojan Horse never crumbles!" Unquote...


Quote: Erskin Quint

Is that a horseradish?



Quote: Jaggedone

Dr.B, I would radish a whip of equestrian sublimity as long as it's sitting on a mare!



 
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