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From General Discussion / Basketball Anyone?
Posted 12 Apr 09 10:39
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8 foot tall, 20 inch dick, shoe size 55 and a 1/2, slightly off coloured coffee colour, tatooed black, varnished balls hanging deep between those ultra baggy, silky (gayish) shorts, multi - coloured negro hairstyle, resembling a certain Arsenal real via, via, "TRUE BRIT" defender, millions of bucks, own MTV cribs prog and wanks off every time he sees Michael Jordan high - flying. This is the criteria required to become a NBA (Natural Born Asshole), sorry Skoob, your meniscule measurements don't add up, stick to being a die hard (without Viagra) RED! JO

 
From General Discussion / Footy naah, New Neo Nazi accusations re Prince Harry Boy
Posted 12 Apr 09 10:31
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Quote: Skoob1999

Tickety Boo Mate

Up the reds!

Regards

Skoob

I'm glad we've reached a common goal, taking the piss out of those who really deserve it i.e. Nani, Portugese copy of the real thing and one of the worst buys Ferguson (well nearly worst buys, there's been a couple of others too) ever made. Send him back to the Portugese green Celtic (who?) circular striped mob where he came from.
Got out of jail again yesterday thanks to Lazio ex - Prodigy with a flick of the foot, swivel of the hips, without the collar, reminds me of a certain French Monsieur who resurrected Utd single handed! Greetings Skoob

 
From News Discussion / All American Dogs to be Shipped to China and Boiled in Soy Sauce for Debt Relief
Posted 10 Apr 09 20:01
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Quote: Skoob1999

Jagged One

You can be as controversial as the administrators allow, but do me a personal favour, please.

Don't make all United fans out to be arrogant pricks. Some are, but not all. Please don't propogate the legend.

I ask you this in good faith, with my hand on my heart.

Regards

Skoob


We meet here too, no way would I ever regard "real" Utd fans as tossers, they have my upmost respect and love Utd and maybe would even die for Utd, this I know.

I was a fanatic Utd fan once, now its cooled, I don't know if you've misunderstood me but being here as a newcomer I am amongst some pretty hot writers and I wish only to show respect to them just like any real Utd fan who happens to be here too!

Controversy, provocation are part of my writing, thought processing and after searching wide on the cyber waves at last I've found somewhere where such processes come together and produce some shithot satire and superb pieces, compliment, and if you're a Utd fan, much the better!!!

 
From General Discussion / Footy naah, New Neo Nazi accusations re Prince Harry Boy
Posted 10 Apr 09 19:51
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Quote: Skoob1999

Yeah. Riiight.

I remain cynical. To be convinced.

You are taking the piss.

You'll get blown out of the water. Trust me.

Lower Broughton Red.

aka Skoob

OK man cynicism is my middle name but not a pisstaker as far as Utd go only the TRUTH, Gothenburg, Rotterdam, Wembley, Cologne, Bochum, (friendly games) up and down the UK, you can blow me out of the water as hard as you like, I was there and my scrapbook is there to prove it.

The only time I deserted Utd was after I hitchiked to Spain in the seventies and became a beach bum for three years, Benidorm, fucked every (female) that was on offer and got what I deserved a giant size needle in the butt!

Nowadays I'm slightly cooled towards the present Utd, age, indifference, they earn too many bucks, my writing, and Ronaldo!

I still respect any Utd fan who's been there from way back when and you are obviously one of them, and I certainly wouldn't wanna blow you away mate, thats where we differ and my cynicism retreats!JO

 
From General Discussion / Footy naah, New Neo Nazi accusations re Prince Harry Boy
Posted 10 Apr 09 19:32
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No Skoob, no piss taking here, we use to attack and take the clock end at Highbury, the Chicken Run at Upton, etc lead by a tatooed Skinhead, can't think of the muvva fuckers name, frightening bastard! Always met at a nearby Underground station, marched proudly and scared the shit out of everybody. Those were the days, nowadays it's just well, shit.
Would never pisstake about those days, fucking hell I eyeballed Tony Dunne once when he did a sliding tackle at Upton, watched Bestie, Law and Charlton thrash Bobby Moore and co. Happy memories only to be upstaged by the only true Nr 7 and his seagulls!

 
From General Discussion / Footy naah, New Neo Nazi accusations re Prince Harry Boy
Posted 10 Apr 09 19:17
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Quote: Skoob1999

JO

Did you /do you sit in K Stand?

Just curious

Regards

Skoob

Stretford Paddock me, before and after all seaters.


Back in the Mon dieu era I had a season ticket and sat opposite the dug outs in the North Stand right next to the field, superb viewing. I travelled from Germany to Manchester for nearly all of their home games, and experienced live their first premiership win with Mon Dieu and co.
Before that I was one of the Cockney Reds way back when between 1966 and 1970, terrorising all London venues on a regular basis and loved to kick the shit out of Gunners fans, great times!
Too fucking old for that now! Where do you park yourself?
Old Trafford is not what it use to be, too many success seekers from foreign parts!!
JO
PS:By the way they promoted me without my knowing, whatever next!

 
From News Discussion / All American Dogs to be Shipped to China and Boiled in Soy Sauce for Debt Relief
Posted 10 Apr 09 18:06
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Whatever next, dog eating North Korea (why China and not North Korea? Must be that trade boycott caused by rockets and KIN JONG (mentally) Il -l) exporting their second hand, crap rockets to Japan (somewhere deep in the Pacific, below the atmosphere orbiting and sending North Korean porno pictures back to North Korean army barracks to ease the wanking, gay inclinations of their million jackbooted "Volunteers.") and now the US balancing the books by exporting Pitbulls, Staffordshires, Poodles for Asian human consumption and to boost the friendship ties between ol allies North Korea and Chink - World (beware Japan!).What a merry go round we all live in.


 
From News Discussion / Ian Tomlinson Video 'A Fake', Say Police
Posted 10 Apr 09 17:46
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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

I'd like to hear from old people, 80+.
They are the interesting ones, they've seen stuff. Not just made it up.



Dad I'm great aren't I??
I'd be an icon if people only knew.

Count your blessings..

My mum's 82, she could tell you lots, especially about her raunchy goings on in the Landarmy with the local farmers lads, crop circles my butt!
Alternatively Im 58 and still wet behind the earholes, forget it!

 
From General Discussion / Footy naah, New Neo Nazi accusations re Prince Harry Boy
Posted 10 Apr 09 16:08
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Quote: Skoob1999

Dear Fellow Red

Write a story. Click the 'Become A Writer' link at the top of the page. It's easy. Takes no time at all, then you get your name up in lights.

Regards

Skoob

Skoob, not my intention, just love the fact that I found you guys, and hopefully be allowed by you to join the fun. Maybe later when I've got the time and not too busy on my own site. JO

 
From General Discussion / Footy naah, New Neo Nazi accusations re Prince Harry Boy
Posted 10 Apr 09 13:59
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OK, Shearer is boring but, once more ugly rumours are leaking regarding our Bonny Prince Harry at his Air Force Base whilst pursuing his trivial helicopter activities. Now we are all aware of Harry's Nazi - look cross dressing and his "Preussian" blood connections (Grandad, shame on you!). But now secrets are seeping out of the barracks leaky walls re. Harry and a couple of shaven headed, red blooded (not red necked) trainees having nightly pogoing sessions to the sounds of our one and only ex - Skinhead, ex - BNF entertainer, ex - White Power rep, Ian Stuart and his mighty SKREWDRIVER. Reports also have it that during flight training Harry dons his IPOD listening to Ian and co, flies above certain areas of Bradford and Brixton pretending he is flying above the Gaza Strip a lá Israelis and dumping WHITE phosphorus on our slightly different coloured inhabitants. It's only a rumour by the way!

 
From General Discussion / Federico Macheda
Posted 9 Apr 09 18:22
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Quote: Monkey Woods

I felt the same when I saw Billy Whitehurst striding up the 13th at Royal Springhead.

Norman Collier as well.

All the big names.

Dropping names is the same as boasting "I once Text - messaged Jack Dee at the Apollo 13th, had a bum of a landing though, tut, tut."

 
From General Discussion / Federico Macheda
Posted 9 Apr 09 18:05
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Quote: Skoob1999

Dieu!

Respect!

Denis THE KING was my childhood hero.

A thousand welcomes.

Regards

Skoob

Thanks for your kind welcome, Oh the Law Man, yes indeed, was at Old Trafford a couple of years back, Mon Dieu era, The Lawman walked past my nose and I shat in my pants at the thought of being next to a "TRUE LEGEND". Never had a chance to get pissed with GB7 though, he was way to technically advanced in that exercise! one of The Seagulls behind his trawler maybe? / JO

 
From General Discussion / How bad is it?
Posted 9 Apr 09 17:55
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I remember a certain Russki, Sowjet army once attempting to tame the Taliban, got their balls cut off in the process and have spoke "VERY HIGHLY, SQUEEK, SQUEEK," of them ever since (excuse any analogies toward Eunuchism and their followers called "Ball-Less-Boys")JO

 
From General Discussion / Non Footy Talk
Posted 9 Apr 09 16:48
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As a newy here, I will tread this theatre of dreams with mega care, so I thought lets go careful with my first thread , non - footy talk, subject matter = Newcastle United, Kevin Keegan and his legacy, Alan "Golden Balls" Shearer.
What the fuck has that mob to do with footy apart from creating the first financial meltdown, 165 million bucks wasted on crap players, sacking the same amount of managers equalling hamburgers consumed on a daily basis in the local "Toon" Macdonalds, buying Nicky Butt and Alan Smith, causing ol cockney Joe to melt away with his cohones between his Wimbledon FC tatooed thighs and last not least the return of the real "Messiah" (no not the coloured one, he only likes Spastic Ten Pin Bowling!) the one and only SHEARER, SHEARER, SHEARER. Lets not talk footy just stay with Newcastle Utd(who?)0 - Gus and his merry ol Dutch blues 2. See you in the championship! Jaggedone

 
From General Discussion / Federico Macheda
Posted 8 Apr 09 19:11
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Sorry I'm late, I was just tuning!
"Oh no not another newy," sorry guys and girls, "yes."
Loved United since way back when in 1958, had many ups - downs, but Macheda created a bit of Utd history with his superb finish! Remember Mon Dieu with the turning of his collar? Goosebumps in awe of beauty and genius, rock on Macheda, your time will come.

Nice to make aquaintance with you guys, from the very humble, Jaggedone

 
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