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From General Discussion / For UK writers: What is a liberal?
Posted 11 May 09 18:24
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Quote: Skoob1999

JO

Don't go for a dip in the Trevi after the game.

a) It stinks of chlorine or Urine, no Skoob, definitely non-swimmmer, once was attacked by human turds on a beach in Benidorm!



 
From General Discussion / For UK writers: What is a liberal?
Posted 11 May 09 18:15
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Quote: Skoob1999

JO

Adhering strictly to the thread here. WHA-HEEEYYY! City 2-0!
Four more points and we've done it!

Regards

Skoob

I admire your discipline, rather needed quality lacking and certainly required by our Ronny "Ducky" shame on him/yes the job is complete, no doubt. I've just booked a luxury cruise to Roma on the Orient Express, Agatha an Arthur Conan are joining me, tickets priced at 2500,00 nicker mate!

 
From General Discussion / For UK writers: What is a liberal?
Posted 11 May 09 16:51
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The Dutch often are regarded as LIBERAL, their attitudes to sex, drugs, immigrants are pretty well, on the surface, pretty liberal.
The TRUTH though is slightly different, underneath the surface they tend to be a bunch of arrogant, loudmouthed racists and that's only the Royal Family!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 May 09 11:44
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Quote: Jalapenoman

"Services" especially receive vigorous investigation, causing enraged spouses

spouses plead only useless shagging entirely satisfies

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 May 09 10:54
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Quote: Jalapenoman

Strict teachers restrict initiative, creating trolls

trolls rarely offer luxury limousine services

 
From General Discussion / Choosing a wife
Posted 10 May 09 10:17
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Probably the woman with the biggest bra.

removing huge bras and knickers is my fav hobby apart from writing endless crap here, life is a bitch

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 May 09 10:14
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Quote: Jalapenoman

Sikhs instantly kill human society

society offers creeps, idiots, ethnic twats yummies

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 8 May 09 15:22
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Quote: Monkey Woods

Travesty - really a very exceptional sadness that yearns.

yearns - emotional attention really not sex

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 8 May 09 15:14
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Quote: Monkey Woods

Stand to attention - NOW, dammit!





I love this game.

Dammit a mighty midget in travesty

 
From General Discussion / Speech Writer for Joe Biden
Posted 8 May 09 15:11
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Quote: victor nicholas

Have you been whitening your teeth Buck?

Al Jolson, shame on you, racist pig.

 
From General Discussion / Mayonnaise Trivia
Posted 8 May 09 15:09
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Lettuce pray.

I actually prefer rocket-science to depending on the almighty, loads of vitamins also>

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 7 May 09 18:28
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Quote: Monkey Woods

Safe, and fairly eccentric

Eccentric Clowns Concede Eventual Notoriety Targeting Religious, Ignorant Catholics.

 
From General Discussion / Will Smith wins 'humanitarian award' what does this mean Skoob?
Posted 7 May 09 17:38
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Oops I was on the wrong thread, the rather "Blue Language" caught my attention, wont happen again, fuck me!

 
From General Discussion / Will Smith wins 'humanitarian award' what does this mean Skoob?
Posted 7 May 09 10:17
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Quote: victor nicholas

Shameful language Fergus!

A superb "one - two" resulting at a not given penalty (or three) am I on the right thread? Chelsea geriatrics please anwser to WWW.FC Bakshee.UEFA, otherwise known as FC Catalan or FC Michel Platini Donors (lots of shameful langauge there last evening in more langauges than I could count!).

 
From General Discussion / Worst Democratic President e-v-e-r
Posted 6 May 09 19:33
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I love the subtle change of direction, keep it up you cads!




That was a subtle as Russell Brand's body hair, no Monsieur Frenchie, it is a blatanty obvious conversation diverting tactic. Not only are you flogging a dead horse, but you are fucking the life out of it as well. I think I was doing what Judge Judy would describe as "putting a period(fullstop) behind it and moving on.


But feel free to divert back to the topic..... for the next four years !!!!!!!!

Apologies, just got back from the UK braindamaged, just hate the political bullshit thats all and was glad someone, your kindself, put a stop to it, it was compliment actually!!!!!

 
From General Discussion / Worst Democratic President e-v-e-r
Posted 6 May 09 19:18
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Quote: Phil Edgar's Bones

Kirk Douglas gritted his teeth as did James Cagney.


Roy Orbinson had teeth, but they were very shy- like Jack Klugman's teeth and therefore we didn't really get to know them.



When I was younger I thought Roy Orbison was blind and retarded, but he wasn't- just a very polite man, who wore dark glasses. I always thought his skin looked as if it was burnt in a fire; causing him to wear heavy make-up to cover the scars, but I don't think that was true. Just my crazy mind.

I love the subtle change of direction, keep it up you cads!

 
From General Discussion / Mayonnaise Trivia
Posted 6 May 09 19:16
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Quote: Skoob1999

Go Bucky!

Much better than these boring left/right political arguments being bandied about at the moment. They're killing the forum.

Best Regards

Skoob


Skoob 1-3, I was in the UK yesterday visiting mum at Sidcup, couple of sad mother fucking Arse-an-all fans at the airport, what a laugh!
I put my oar in on these political twats attempting to scupper these marvellous forums, STUFF EM BIG TIME, SOLIDARITY SKOOB AND ALL OF YOU GUYS WHO JUST WANT A FUCKING GOOD LAUGH!!!!!
By the way mayo for Mexico, good crack, but where does the iceberg come in?

 
From General Discussion / Please help with the Ban on Guns...
Posted 6 May 09 19:10
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Quote: Jesus Budda


Quote: Jaggedone

PS: I'd like to add that i am all for killing people, but I don't see the point of guns to get the job done. No pleasure in that. Better with mind control or acts of God.

Or boring them to death!


Hmmmm...
You're on the list, boy.

Was that a late pitch to create angst or was you wishing to also send me a Christmas card.
By the way send your hitman to the following adress: Very Jaggedone, Andes Peaks, Flying Over, Diving Deep, between Condor and the Mighty Blue Whale, Postcode KKK666 WAN-KIN-DIK, Under a low bridge in Amsterdam, somewhere between Paradise and NL.

 
From General Discussion / Wine Flu Outbreak
Posted 6 May 09 19:00
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Quote: victor nicholas

I like how you move without the ball Jaggedone.

How did you get on Buddy's Christmas Card list?

In the beautiful game moving off of the ball is an integral part of the strategy, hence?

Being a non-polit and certainly non religious, Christmas was erased from my calendar many years ago, Buddy must have mistakingly sent the card to that other very jaggedone, St.Jagged and his WAN-KIN-DIK (yet another figment of a very evil mind). He still believes in fairies too and saw some once in Amsterdam whilst he resided under a very low bridge with a red lamp attached, poor times!

 
From General Discussion / Please help with the Ban on Guns...
Posted 4 May 09 18:40
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PS: I'd like to add that i am all for killing people, but I don't see the point of guns to get the job done. No pleasure in that. Better with mind control or acts of God.

Or boring them to death!

 
From General Discussion / America, the land of free speech
Posted 4 May 09 17:12
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Quote: victor nicholas

He has his own coathook already.

Coathook or his hanger is certainly hanging to the left, actually in Japan Commies are making a comeback, well worth a spoof or two?

 
From General Discussion / Please help with the Ban on Guns...
Posted 4 May 09 16:42
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Quote: BuckwheatsButt

Ridiculous once again that the far left feels the need to have that much control.

I am left handed and when my hand reaches far left I tend to lose "control" (superb film about Ian Curtis and his Joy Division, black and white and very well made, sound track included!) especially when the missus is relaxing her thigh muscles!

 
From General Discussion / Wine Flu Outbreak
Posted 4 May 09 16:38
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Quote: victor nicholas

good luck with the stories!

YOU'RE SUCH A CAD!!

 
From General Discussion / Worst Democratic President e-v-e-r
Posted 4 May 09 16:37
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For an anti-political forum there are many strange political infiltrations around here, is this the purpose of our endeavours, to issue political statements or preferences, SHOOT ALL OF THE MOTHER FUCKERS DOWN!!!!

 
From General Discussion / Sex With a Very Large Woman
Posted 4 May 09 16:31
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Quote: victor nicholas

He should be done by now though.

Man U fan he is.

True, maybe Skoob is winging his way to the Emirates attempting to find one British player in the royal Arsenal line up before they represent, alongside Utd, the UK in the semi - final of the "Chumpions league".

Maybe Messieur Wenger should apply to have his team registered as a "representative Francais", they certainly need new life support systems?

 
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