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From General Discussion / Stephen King Night
Posted 14 May 09 07:17
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I had an evil night watching "Terror" Teves rip holes in Wigan, excellent entertainment.
Who needs an evil clown when you can watch "kiddies entertainer" Ronny "Ducky" trip over every blade of glass in the JJB Stadium attempting to "stiff" the ref, more evil acts to come against the newly crowned French Champions Arsenalville! I heard Stephen King is planning a new book called THE EVIL ROCKY ROONY/RONNY HORROR SHOW!


 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 13 May 09 10:29
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Quote: Monkey Woods

Exit! Xylophone is tiresome.

(at a concert)

tiresome irritating responses excite somebody otherwise monkeys explode

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 12 May 09 18:13
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Quote: Monkey Woods

Destroyed - essentially, smashed thoroughly, ripped out your epidermis, darling.

Darling as regarding loony in needy gungarees

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 12 May 09 17:38
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Quote: Jalapenoman

Apertif, perfectly eaten, rarely translates into fullness.

fullness usually leaves leftovers non eatable, specially stuffing

 
From General Discussion / For UK writers: What is a liberal?
Posted 12 May 09 15:27
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Quote: Monkey Woods


Quote: wirehead

Read the Establishment Clause or Article 11 of the Treaty of Tripoli.





I'll do it before I get in bed tonight.

I'd rather read Venus In Furs as a bedtime story.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 12 May 09 15:19
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Quote: Monkey Woods

Yeasty earholes are so terribly yucky!

yucky, uneatable cows kud yoghurt

 
From General Discussion / Speech Writer for Joe Biden
Posted 12 May 09 15:11
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Quote: BuckwheatsButt

Point taken JO....Shalom!

 
From General Discussion / Speech Writer for Joe Biden
Posted 12 May 09 10:28
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Like your banter about soccer isn't a total bore time after time......

Actually my quotes pertaining to footy (soccer for you guys) are very short, seldom and certainly adressed to those who enjoy the beautiful game, it would never enter my mind to infiltrate a thread with footy when we can laugh over more serious things.
As for the disguised Popes quote, as mentioned I stand not alone with my opinions about taking these forums seriously and with my one quote I just wanted to express my frustration that subjects are introduced where colleagues start to devour each other in a serious fashion. The majority of writers acknowledge the world out there is pretty shitty and wish to participate here for a bit of non-serious relaxation, it certainly won't happen again, DON'T WORRY, IGNORANCE IS A BLISS!!! JO

 
From General Discussion / Speech Writer for Joe Biden
Posted 12 May 09 08:38
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As far as you remember?
How far back is that?

General discussion
For general discussion about life and so on.


Thats what the board says.

If you don't like it why don't you fuck off?


Your insults do not bother me one slight, this is a spoof/satire site as far as I remember, we should all be bantering (as mentioned) and joking about and over the very sick world we live in, and not trying, to in any way, influence each other or it. As seen by other writers here, they and myself (the majority) wish only to poke fun at the very people disgracing the planet. If we lower ourselves to their standards by preaching our invalid opinions, then there is absdolutely no point to these superb forums and the adjoining site.
Take it or leave it, that's my final word on the subject!
In the future avoid like the pest and I certainly will!

 
From General Discussion / Sex With a Very Large Woman
Posted 11 May 09 19:26
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Quote: Skoob1999

JO

That kind of thing has really made these boards boring lately. From what I've seen, JB and Victor have tried to chip in and change the tone (and Phil, sorry Phil) but I think they're flogging a dead horse.

I mean, it's not like anybody is likely to change their views is it?

It's a futile waste of what could otherwise be a perfectly normal lunatic rantings forum.

Nostalgically

Skoob.

Absolutely agree and now I'm off to kiss the wife and kids goodnight and have a cuppa green tea aargh!! See you tomorrow JO

 
From General Discussion / Sex With a Very Large Woman
Posted 11 May 09 19:17
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Quote: Skoob1999

JO

Don't tell me they're still at that left/right thing again.

There's no future in it!

Regards

Skoob.

Left/right, politics, abortion, serial killers (thats fun!) religion, you name it they're at it and certainly not in the way we want it here!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 11 May 09 19:14
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Quote: Jalapenoman

Semen emits masculine estrogen, naturally!

Naturally admitting true unusual rarieties like licking yaks

 
From General Discussion / Sex With a Very Large Woman
Posted 11 May 09 19:10
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Quote: Skoob1999

Evening Everyone.

Did I miss something?

Regards

Skoob.

No Skoob mate, but don't dare surf over to Writers D. The serious sickheads are at it again, fuck me, how to ruin the Boston Tea Party!

 
From General Discussion / Speech Writer for Joe Biden
Posted 11 May 09 19:08
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There's some pretty serious stuff rearing it's ugly head on these forums and personally I think it stinks.
As far as I remember we are here to take the piss out of each other and those who deserve it.
Why don't you politically, serious minded guys take your discussions onto sites where you can all shoot your fucking brains, intellect and opinions across the bows of sickheads who think they can change the world by their high opinions.
Please leave these forums for those who just wanna have a bit of high-ranking fun and banter!
God am I sick of you infiltrators attempting to Taliban these forums, go and get a fucking life or read Krishnamurti! Very irritated JO

 
From General Discussion / Sex With a Very Large Woman
Posted 11 May 09 18:44
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A thought...sex with a fat girl is like riding a moped,the ride is great but you don't want to be seen doing it.

This obviously means you have a tendency towards exhibitionism, fat girls on mofas love to be seen doing it and the writers here are certainly, mega-exhibitionists!

 
From General Discussion / For UK writers: What is a liberal?
Posted 11 May 09 18:24
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Quote: Skoob1999

JO

Don't go for a dip in the Trevi after the game.

a) It stinks of chlorine or Urine, no Skoob, definitely non-swimmmer, once was attacked by human turds on a beach in Benidorm!



 
From General Discussion / For UK writers: What is a liberal?
Posted 11 May 09 18:15
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Quote: Skoob1999

JO

Adhering strictly to the thread here. WHA-HEEEYYY! City 2-0!
Four more points and we've done it!

Regards

Skoob

I admire your discipline, rather needed quality lacking and certainly required by our Ronny "Ducky" shame on him/yes the job is complete, no doubt. I've just booked a luxury cruise to Roma on the Orient Express, Agatha an Arthur Conan are joining me, tickets priced at 2500,00 nicker mate!

 
From General Discussion / For UK writers: What is a liberal?
Posted 11 May 09 16:51
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The Dutch often are regarded as LIBERAL, their attitudes to sex, drugs, immigrants are pretty well, on the surface, pretty liberal.
The TRUTH though is slightly different, underneath the surface they tend to be a bunch of arrogant, loudmouthed racists and that's only the Royal Family!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 May 09 11:44
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Quote: Jalapenoman

"Services" especially receive vigorous investigation, causing enraged spouses

spouses plead only useless shagging entirely satisfies

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 May 09 10:54
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Quote: Jalapenoman

Strict teachers restrict initiative, creating trolls

trolls rarely offer luxury limousine services

 
From General Discussion / Choosing a wife
Posted 10 May 09 10:17
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Probably the woman with the biggest bra.

removing huge bras and knickers is my fav hobby apart from writing endless crap here, life is a bitch

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 May 09 10:14
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Quote: Jalapenoman

Sikhs instantly kill human society

society offers creeps, idiots, ethnic twats yummies

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 8 May 09 15:22
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Quote: Monkey Woods

Travesty - really a very exceptional sadness that yearns.

yearns - emotional attention really not sex

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 8 May 09 15:14
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Quote: Monkey Woods

Stand to attention - NOW, dammit!





I love this game.

Dammit a mighty midget in travesty

 
From General Discussion / Speech Writer for Joe Biden
Posted 8 May 09 15:11
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Quote: victor nicholas

Have you been whitening your teeth Buck?

Al Jolson, shame on you, racist pig.

 
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