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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 May 09 18:50
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Stink: terrible, inert, noxious kack!

Kack=alemannia con kakalaka (cockroach in Deutsch)


you do know that Monkey Woods will have none of this foreign language shit?


"Kakalaka!",answered Kevin, "Anyway,lets all kakalaka altogether!"

Compliment JB on your release from the straightjacket, that was brilliant (me complimenting JB, things are really sinking)

Yummy = ukranian marshmellows, marvellous, yes


 
From General Discussion / shoesorder
Posted 29 May 09 18:42
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Quote: Skoob1999

JO

If you want a business partner of dubious pedigree, I'm your man.

Regards

Skoob.


Scallywag! (ancient word been eradicated from the English dictionary, replaced by HOOLIGAN)

 
From News Discussion / Jarrow Marchers Set Off For London Again
Posted 29 May 09 18:40
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Quote: Monkey Woods

It'll be interesting to see how he does react.

He won't be the same as Keegan - nobody is! I'd be extremely surprised if he takes the job on long-term. It's going to be BLOODY HARD for him.


I once started a non f+++y thread here about them and you all ignored it, I'm hurt!!

 
From General Discussion / shoesorder
Posted 29 May 09 18:03
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Quote: Skoob1999

I wonder if he delivers to lock up garages. In bulk...

Skoob.


Once again Jaggedone's infiltration theory is confirmed, I should advertise leaking condoms to the impoverished population of the ex-GDR!

 
From News Discussion / Jarrow Marchers Set Off For London Again
Posted 29 May 09 18:00
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Quote: Skoob1999

Brilliant Monkey!

5* Loved it Loved It Loved It!

If we go down, I'm ranting you this!

Ah the memories.

Regards

Skoob.

I have eradicated that Geordie fata morgana from my vocabulary.

 
From News Discussion / The True Meaning Of The Dead Sea Scrolls Revealed
Posted 29 May 09 17:59
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Quote: victor nicholas

I think DC comics is looking for you.


VC, what a coincidence, I just mentioned being Supermans baddie on another innocuous thread, over there, this must mean telepathic communication between crypt(on)ic minds!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 May 09 17:54
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states that are totalitarian economies, stink


Stink: terrible, inert, noxious kack!

Kack=alemannia con kakalaka (cockroach in Deutsch)

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 May 09 17:37
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Quote: Jesus Budda


Quote: Monkey Woods

Slickers? Like I care! Kissing encourages romantic situations.


Situations involve timing, unique actions that incur occasionally nuanced states.

states that are totalitarian economies, stink

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 May 09 15:42
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Quote: Monkey Woods

JO, you're shit at this game!

Where's the 'p'-word?

at least I've learnt to start with the right word!! Stop being so Rt.Hon. Yorkshire Ripperish!
Correction:
Temperatures equal mini pieshaped entrances requiring anal testing under rear end slickers






Fuck me whatever next!

 
From General Discussion / Lick this and go to heaven!
Posted 29 May 09 15:32
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Quote: victor nicholas


Quote: queen mudder

Mennonite offshoots?


Lookin limber queenie!


She's certainly got her head where I would like to have mine, sexist bastard JO!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 28 May 09 18:52
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Quote: Jesus Budda


Quote: Monkey Woods

Surreptitiously, Ursula roughly rubbed Edward's penis, tossing it till it overloaded unlimited semen, like yoghurt.


Well done, Monkey person.

I thought I was alone and was delighted to discover that their are other inhabitants of Uranus.

Yoghurt occasionally gets hard under regulated temperatures.

Temperatures equal mini entrances requiring anal testing under rear end slickers

 
From News Discussion / The True Meaning Of The Dead Sea Scrolls Revealed
Posted 28 May 09 17:30
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Quote: victor nicholas

Now that you mention that, if the dead sea scrolls were placed next to some moonshine they might not have been forgotten.

Must have been placed next to some homemade plum based barbeque sauce that didn't turn out.


VC, a flashing bolt of heavenly anger is about to crash your abode, how dare you insinuate that booze has anything to do with our religious reps, feel the pain of a 100000 volts!


 
From General Discussion / A one question test...
Posted 28 May 09 17:24
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Quote: Skoob1999

David?

Regards?

Skoob???


The red mist has really attacked your grey cells, habla Spaniol tambien!

Look above and all will be revealed, Bailey as in David (famous photographer maybe!)

 
From General Discussion / A one question test...
Posted 28 May 09 17:09
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Quote: Skoob1999

I'd have to be really careful not to get my feet in shot as I push them under.

But I'd go with the black and white.

Regards

Skoob.

Thanks David alias Skoob!

 
From General Discussion / A one question test...
Posted 28 May 09 16:11
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I'll refer the question over to David Bailey (this can only come from across the water!)

 
From General Discussion / CL Final Roma 2009
Posted 28 May 09 16:07
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Weirdo.


Please refrain from nicking JB's title (where is he by the way? Has the straight jacket finally handicapped his withered, nailed arms?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 28 May 09 16:04
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Quote: Monkey Woods

That's 'sprits'.

Where's the 'n'-word?

oops sorry correction, much to sprinty, attempting new world record without drug enhancement!
AGAIN
Sprints = perspiring runners in naughty tight slips

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 28 May 09 15:55
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Quote: Monkey Woods


Quote: Skoob1999

Gambia and Mali Back Irish Ancestors




Right, OK, we'll go with yours.

Ancestors - Nero created events so that Olympians ran sprints.


sprints = perspiring runners in tight slips

 
From General Discussion / CL Final Roma 2009
Posted 28 May 09 15:54
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Quote: Skoob1999

Yes Ferg,

Sieze the day.

I feel a beer coming on.

Regards

Skoob.


What's latin for a.w.o.l?

 
From General Discussion / Chaps your opportunity to become Ministers alongside the Right Hon. David Cameron
Posted 28 May 09 15:51
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Quote: Skoob1999

Nighty night Monkey Woods,

And God bless.

Skoob.


Skoob, I understand your frustrations, but please stop bumming up to our Toothless Tiger and my new Yorkshire Ripping Minister, he's doing a great job topping all of those other corrupt bastards, but the beautiful Roman game (not visable on 27th May 2009), well, let's wait till next saison.

BTW, did you see Giggsy around, I missed him, was he on the pitch?

 
From General Discussion / Chaps your opportunity to become Ministers alongside the Right Hon. David Cameron
Posted 27 May 09 18:22
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Quote: Skoob1999

JO

He's French, he's flash

He's snogging Lesley Ash

Cantona.

Ring any bells?

Ash was Lee Chapman's Mrs at the time, and the original lyric wasn't snogging but another 8 letter word beginning with S and ending in G.

I vaguely remember the story, but parallel to the events, I have Mon Dieus video and in it our Godfather (Sir A.F.) is shown going through his wish list of strikers and deciding to put an audacious bid (1,5 million I recollect) for Mon Dieu and the SSer's accepted, please correct me if i'm wrong. BTW what the fuck are you doing in front of your PC, it's showtime!
Skoob.


 
From General Discussion / Chaps your opportunity to become Ministers alongside the Right Hon. David Cameron
Posted 27 May 09 17:50
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Quote: Skoob1999

And absolutely nothing to do with Lesley Ash.

Regards

Skoob.


the mind boggles at another SKOOP(B)

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 27 May 09 17:00
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Quote: Monkey Woods

Good one.

Slapstick - laughs and puns so tacky, I consider killing.


(Follow the leader)

Killing is legalised law in northern Gambia

 
From General Discussion / Chaps your opportunity to become Ministers alongside the Right Hon. David Cameron
Posted 27 May 09 16:56
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Quote: Monkey Woods

Why did he leave Leeds?


Le Enfant Terrible after winning the league title single handed for the Sheepshaggers was not performing (moody Mon Dieu) Ferguson put a ridiculous bid in for him and the SS'ers were glad to shove him off, the rest is history!


 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 27 May 09 16:42
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The word, for JO's sake, is 'youngsters'.

Double whammy, that's cheating Sir Monk (is Hull not in Yorkshire as in pudding? Please correct me if I'm wrong):

youngsters often use no guns simply to eradicate religious slapstick

 
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