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From General Discussion / Dead as a DoDo!
Posted 17 Jan 13 08:28
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Forward friends and those left behind leave them to their own desires; we want fun, nada mas!

 
From General Discussion / Dead as a DoDo!
Posted 17 Jan 13 08:27
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Yo no comprendo nada...

 
From General Discussion / Cockney Rhyming Slang
Posted 16 Jan 13 19:06
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I am a lover of indigenous languages and to have the Cockney language bought up to date is remarkable, "well done Cap" me old "Cockney Rap!"

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Jan 13 16:04
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eventually van-Persie even nets thousands until a left leg yields

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Jan 13 11:32
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degenerates even give extreme negatives equally reacting as two equal Sado's

 
From General Discussion / Dead as a DoDo!
Posted 16 Jan 13 08:17
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He's just like Sven, knows the difference between a LBW and one between...

 
From General Discussion / Dead as a DoDo!
Posted 15 Jan 13 21:02
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Captain, I like that, things are "Peking" up!


 
From General Discussion / Dead as a DoDo!
Posted 15 Jan 13 16:26
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Iain, at least we can count on us to still have some fun here.

I heard Geoff "Boycott" is still sulking at the wicket waiting for his stump to be pulled...


 
From General Discussion / Dead as a DoDo!
Posted 15 Jan 13 08:25
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Sadly, the forums are still dead!! Please guys, get the thing going again, you mob write so many great things here so there must be something left over for the forums...

Let's all have a laugh and banter once more!

 
From General Discussion / Images on postings
Posted 10 Jan 13 18:35
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so do I IB, I'll put it to Mark; Mark do you think it is a good idea?


 
From General Discussion / Images on postings
Posted 10 Jan 13 07:44
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Maybe a nice idea to freshen up the forums would be for Mark to allow one image per posting of the writers choice (if technically possible). Images enhance the written word (in some cases) and the forums would then brighten up...

What do you think?



 
From General Discussion / Gibraltar rock monkeys...
Posted 8 Jan 13 17:00
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In fact they were the highlight of our visit to this British Empire outpost filled with Gibraltan Spanish, English pubs run by them and many other businesses who have great command of their mother language "Spanglish".

The monkeys were the only ones who could communicate with a straight tongue; what a relief... I thought we were in foreign parts!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 13 Nov 12 13:10
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He's not Erskine; he's Erskin

 
From General Discussion / Lest We Forget
Posted 11 Nov 12 13:01
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Poignant brilliance once again; thanks CD and Arm!

You forced my arm (excuse the pun) once more!

 
From General Discussion / Is there an attempt to censor literature in your country?
Posted 2 Nov 12 08:16
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Clive; brilliant. I had to come back for that one, but only that one; Bye

 
From General Discussion / The worst haiku ever written in the WesternWorld thread
Posted 27 Sep 12 18:35
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Solidarity with Skoob
Japanese with no boob
Titless in Tokyo

 
From General Discussion / Welcome back Burea!
Posted 27 Sep 12 18:31
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ear, ear, Bureau, excellent!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 20 Sep 12 17:24
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damaged after meeting African guerillas eating doughnuts

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 18 Sep 12 07:15
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encounter not counter or under nourished, torrid Ethiopians ravaged.

 
From General Discussion / Great!.......SUPER!
Posted 17 Sep 12 18:00
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I am nominating Mr.Clive Danton for this years Nobel prize for literature due to his outstanding work in preventing the ancient language of "Cock-knee" from becoming extinct. It was last heard in the Chicken Run at Upton Park as Millwall fans attempted to storm Le Bastille and were beaten back by Cromwellian Roundheads blowing bubbles; Arise Sir Clive!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 17 Sep 12 07:44
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demeanour, exactly! Miss Ellie and now others under refuge

 
From General Discussion / Tribute to Radiogagger
Posted 17 Sep 12 07:42
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He's cool! Shame he supports the wrong team! Buttner; WHO?

 
From General Discussion / Bucket List!
Posted 13 Sep 12 19:57
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I'm man enough to withdraw my comments (although they were made in jest) and apologise to Maria, I'm sorry.

Game over for me here!

PS: I actually didn't see anything wrong in twisting the word bucket, but if I touched another nerve; sorry!

 
From General Discussion / Hillsborough
Posted 13 Sep 12 18:27
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Arm, sadly that's the way it is, mostly!

 
From General Discussion / Hillsborough
Posted 13 Sep 12 17:37
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yes or si: The Belgium authorities cocked that one up completely and that in the heyday of Brit hooliganism; beyond belief.

Don't have much sympathy for Liverpool fans normally, but these two broke my heart>

 
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