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From General Discussion / Conspiracy Theories
Posted 8 Mar 18 08:36
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I certainly believe it was pigeons shit that made the Twin Towers crumble! Bin Laden was too busy in his cave listening to Eminem...

 
From News Discussion / Julius Caesar gets attacked for eating sheep
Posted 5 Mar 18 15:17
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Shagged...

 
From News Discussion / Julius Caesar gets attacked for eating sheep
Posted 5 Mar 18 09:08
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Get's a definite 'Nero' from me!

 
From General Discussion / Erskin Nick Name
Posted 28 Feb 18 18:37
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To nick Erskin's name would IMHO be an injustice, so I'll just stick to good old EQ or ESQ or ERQ (very royal) even Quint-E-Sensual, sexy that one! Is he?

I have often thought about swapping JO for OJ but I guess that would cause a riot in the Simpson abode...

 
From General Discussion / J-Law vs Jo-Lum
Posted 22 Feb 18 08:51
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Smash-in...

 
From General Discussion / J-Law vs Jo-Lum
Posted 21 Feb 18 19:07
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COMPLETE PLAGIARISM!!! JO / HOW DARE YOU WE'LL SEE EACH OTHER IN COURT / CENTER WIMBLEDON!

 
From News Discussion / Trump’s face on a hot cross bun cured my dandruff: Woman’s shock claim
Posted 19 Feb 18 16:13
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YEP, ORIGINAL AND FUNNY

 
From General Discussion / Football
Posted 15 Feb 18 07:58
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I feel the need to inform the RSPCA of this despicable usage of goats being booted at during footy games...

 
From General Discussion / Football
Posted 11 Feb 18 13:33
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A foot in the mouth is worth a kick in the balls

A SOCK in the mouth is worth 'Er in the bath

Confucius said

 
From Magazine Discussion / The Door Of Opportunity Hangs On Small Hinges
Posted 7 Feb 18 15:21
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I guess the margarine turned into butter...

 
From General Discussion / Football
Posted 7 Feb 18 09:01
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The Flat Cap Army has been replaced by the Fat Cat Army in the Premier League, and footy, once the sport of the working class, has become the sport of elitist scumbags scavenging off our love of the game...

It is astonishing that working class people still flock to see this elitist, multi-millionaire freak show, where the financial SKY is the limit for kicking a fucking ball for 90 minutes!

I have developed a "love-hate" relationship to the game because I'm too fucking old to stop watching the over-hyped crap that modern day players produce! I feel like I'm a hooked junkie!

EQ, watching a bunch of mountain goats clinging to a cliff edge can be more entertaining sometimes...And more therapeutic...


 
From General Discussion / Advice Wanted
Posted 6 Feb 18 19:42
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New Years Eve...

 
From News Discussion / Hillary Clinton Named Proper President of United States
Posted 6 Feb 18 08:33
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I really do understand why Brit humor is so popular in the States...

 
From General Discussion / Gilgamesh
Posted 6 Feb 18 07:59
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I only know Volga Olga, an easy catch...

 
From General Discussion / Quorn
Posted 5 Feb 18 09:06
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I slapped my Poe...

 
From General Discussion / Quorn
Posted 2 Feb 18 08:10
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Master buried in my own crypt...

 
From General Discussion / Quorn
Posted 31 Jan 18 07:42
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Quorn = veggie proucts

Toes have Quorns, OK, for you corns...

Toe my line = switch on 60's TV hit = What's my line..

And horses wear eye blinkers too...

+ we are veggies...



 
From General Discussion / Quorn
Posted 28 Jan 18 11:18
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VEGGIE QUORNS TOE MY LINE..

 
From General Discussion / You couldn't make it up
Posted 12 Jan 18 08:59
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sorry Mark, could not resist this one!

 
From General Discussion / Reveller Without a Cause
Posted 31 Dec 17 12:13
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I believe it is time to celebrate toot-em-in-my-car-man; my mummy never believed that that other prophet walked on the Dead Sea anyway...

 
From General Discussion / Advice Wanted
Posted 29 Dec 17 16:58
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Return to sender...

 
From General Discussion / Reveller Without a Cause
Posted 14 Dec 17 13:49
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Said Brando up his epoch-a-la-cryptic creek...

 
From General Discussion / Reveller Without a Cause
Posted 5 Dec 17 13:22
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I forgot my antlers Robin said Batman...

 
From General Discussion / Year End Photo Montage
Posted 5 Dec 17 13:21
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everything is nothing!

 
From General Discussion / Three Ears
Posted 9 Nov 17 08:22
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I-phone idiots could then put plugs in both ears and listen to traffic with the other when they are on their bikes! Time for some human GM I guess...

 
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