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From General Discussion / The 'Which Would You Rather' Game
Posted 24 Sep 09 18:00
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Quote: Madame Bitters

Oh, I forgot my question.

Would you rather drink a glass of spoiled milk or lick 10 sweaty armpits?

I'd go with the roses, BTW


Madame your'e jumping the queue!!!

Wait your turn otherwise I'll have you whipped!

 
From General Discussion / The 'Which Would You Rather' Game
Posted 24 Sep 09 17:59
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You've both jumped the gun following question was:

Michael Owen or Torres?

 
From General Discussion / The 'Which Would You Rather' Game
Posted 24 Sep 09 17:52
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Quote: Skoob1999

Koran to English.

I'd sort the buggers out.

For males, For females, Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise?

Sjkoob.

(The Norwegian one)


Beyonce or Zeta Jones = not one of them!

Michael Owen or Torres



 
From General Discussion / your fav dead persons!
Posted 24 Sep 09 17:49
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Quote: Madame Bitters

My Grandma (Dad's side)- She died when I was 19, but I never knew her well. She was born in Ireland and was 2 when her family immigrated.

My Great Grandmother (Mom's side)- Never knew her, but I've heard the stories. I think we would've gotten along very well.

My Great, Great Grandmother- She was a clairvoyant. Or schitzophernic. Nobody knew for sure which.

My twin

Jimi Hendrix- He just seemed like a really cool guy to hang out with

Mae West- Funny and sexy

Groucho Marx- I think that one's self explanatory.

Lord Byron- He'd have some interseting stories


Abraham Lincoln- Argueably the best president the US has ever had

Queen Elizabeth- Smart enough not to get married and strong enough to rule alone


MAD-ame I'll send the straightjacket over, your cell in the funny warm is still warm, fuck me, MAD-ame your really flying over the cuckoos nest tonight!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 24 Sep 09 17:47
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Quote: Monkey Woods

Erect, Robert experienced cock tension.


tension equalling naked sex in open nature

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 24 Sep 09 15:50
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Quote: Philbert of Macadamia


Quote: Monkey Woods

Ah, bollox, Phil, I can be lenient. Let's go with yours, but surely you meant 'energy', right?


Energy? Nuclear energy, right? Good yarn!


Sorry Monkey, my two finger slow typing seems to end up with ties. Yes I did mean energy.

Let's use yours.

yarn at right Nazi's

Phil


 
From General Discussion / Points?
Posted 23 Sep 09 17:22
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Quote: Monkey Woods


Quote: Locket

instead of a horses head could you send a camels head instead. I like camels much better than smelly old horses.




Yes, so do we. I'll have a word with my 'girlfriend'. She deals with all the 'camel business'.

But you already know that.

Enjoy yourslef on the trip.


We won't get fooled again!!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 23 Sep 09 17:21
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Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Monkey Woods

JO, you got both Yawning and Gobbling wrong.

Go back and look again. Resubmit quickly. I'm on fire this evening.


Gobbling was not incorrect, because MW jumped the gun OK yawning was a quicky!

so where do we go from here?


Let's clean it up and go for some SEX

SEX equals xenophobia

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 23 Sep 09 17:19
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Quote: Monkey Woods

JO, you got both Yawning and Gobbling wrong.

Go back and look again. Resubmit quickly. I'm on fire this evening.


Gobbling was not incorrect, because MW jumped the gun OK yawning was a quicky!

so where do we go from here?



 
From General Discussion / your fav dead persons!
Posted 23 Sep 09 17:14
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Quote: Jalapenoman


Quote: Monkey Woods



As you say, his major stumbling block was those ovens.

And the lampshades and soap, but we don't know that he was aware of all those bits of tinkering, do we?


Have you heard about the new German microwave oven?

Seats six.




How do you put 100 Jews in a Volkswagen?

Two in the front, two in the back, and ninety-six in the ashtrays.



Straight out of the Aryan Brotherhood handbook!!

Superb!

 
From General Discussion / Favourite living people
Posted 23 Sep 09 15:56
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There's no point, maybe one day they'll remove their heads from their butts, we hope!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 23 Sep 09 15:53
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Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Monkey Woods

Noisily, often in spurts, I like yawning.


yawning awakes nausea in nerds gobbling


Girls in rehab like sex

(or above, choose which one you want!)

 
From General Discussion / Time to come out.
Posted 23 Sep 09 15:51
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Quote: Locket

After MWs statement that 'I'm a dead man' I think its time to come clean and let everyone know my name is not Davy Locket and I am not a man. I used to be David but had a sex change in Thailand last year. My real name is Christine Aldous and here is my blog if you don't believe me.

http://christinealdous.blogspot.com/

I am sorry I lied to you all and you can all still call me Davy or Locket or Wanker or even Dead Man. Are there any other sex change writers or am I the only one? Will I be thrown off the site?

Therefore MW when you see me you might not want to buy me a cup of tea or kill me just give me a jolly good shagging becasue I am quite good looking you know.


Jesus, Budda, has so many alias's, I'll believe you only when you show us where the Killing Fileds are!

 
From General Discussion / Points?
Posted 23 Sep 09 15:48
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Quote: Locket

Penang as it happens. I will send you the address but instead of a horses head could you send a camels head instead. I like camels much better than smelly old horses.


See Above your locket oh Asian Magician!

 
From General Discussion / Points?
Posted 23 Sep 09 15:47
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Quote: Monkey Woods


Quote: Locket

If you come to Cambodia to kill me or to have a cup of tea on Tuesday, it will be a wasted trip because I leave for Malaysia for a holiday on Monday.




Give me the details of where you will be staying, and I'll arrange for a horse's head to be placed at the foot of your bed.


Quote: Locket

We could always meet there though then we could have a cup of tea and then you could kill me. No more need to choose between the one or the other.
That's awfully decent of you, old chap. Yes, that sounds capital. Are you going to Kuala Lumpur or Penang?



Do you take one lump or two?



Locket alias JB has had his slit-eyes made moon shape and will appear on the Spooflywood movie called THE SCHIZOS-SAW- THE BIRDS and went fucking PYSCHO, ying yong (Locket my butt!!!)







 
From General Discussion / Popular songs that you absolutely hate
Posted 23 Sep 09 15:43
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Quote: victor nicholas


Quote: Locket


Quote: Monkey Woods

"Definateley"?

Where did you learn these variations?

Try 'definitely', and see how that fits.



No, it's definately spelt definatly at least in my book Propar Speling four all


Defiantly VC received his VC for untold bravery battling the 300 Loonies on the Spoof viking warship, horns an all + Monkey banging his spelling drum and the rest of us in tune, badly like Sir Piff Richard and his religious crappy christmas songs, I hate fucking Christmas, thanks Sir Piff!! Thanks Kirk Douglas and Tony Curtis real Bollywood men!!
Defiantly.


 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 23 Sep 09 15:33
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Quote: Monkey Woods

Noisily, often in spurts, I like yawning.


yawning awakes nausea in nerds gobbling

 
From General Discussion / your fav dead persons!
Posted 22 Sep 09 19:42
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Quote: Monkey Woods


Quote: Jaggedone



Although Hitler was pretty influential most people only log into his "evil" side!

Autobahns, created work for millions,




Holiday centres for all Germans (pre-Butlins and Pontins), the People's Car, having women tied to the kitchen sink, all very good ideas from Mr Hitler.

As you say, his major stumbling block was those ovens.

And the lampshades and soap, but we don't know that he was aware of all those bits of tinkering, do we?


His future was pretty limited that's for sure, but I'm convinced as a born again Jew, he would have done a fucking good job for Israel!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 22 Sep 09 19:09
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Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Segments evolve, growing more even natural trends slowly.


slowly lesbians open wombs licking, yowling!

 
From General Discussion / Favourite living people
Posted 22 Sep 09 16:20
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You Americans are so obsessed with you're Presidents, THEY'RE JUST FUCKING CORRUPT TOSSERS LIKE THE REST OF THEM!!!

Except Castro, maybe he should have attacked the US, he might have won actually!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 22 Sep 09 16:17
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Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Sulphur usually leaks pungent halos upon release.


POM, we've crossed pongs!

no prob;

release even lets Evertonians amass sizeable energy

 
From General Discussion / Anyone like bingo, wellington boots and fairy liquid?
Posted 22 Sep 09 16:09
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Quote: Locket

Hello everybody. Feeling quite better today and nurse says I don't have to have the electric shock treatment. I thought I would share a story with you all although I know nobody is taking any notice. As you know I said yesterday that I had to go fairy wanking. Well I had already found a few on Wimbledon common when who should I bump into only the king of fairies Gorge Michael, thats who. Obviously I gave him a wank AND a blow job. Got enough fairy cum to clean my teeth for a month especially because I didn't swallow.

Sorry if I came across a bit of an attention seeker in my previous posts but thats because I am.


Jesus Budda, your so pathetic, we can detect you from a million cyber years away!

 
From General Discussion / your fav dead persons!
Posted 22 Sep 09 16:06
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I have to admit, for an English man your response has been very civic and polite to my statement on Irish freedom fighting. Sounds fair enough I agree


Good, I wear a kilt sometimes, mainly rock concerts, (going to the bog is a pain!) etc, but always in black, never ever show my colours!

MB, thanks, I'm just passing over a sloshy cyber kiss!!!

Monks, that's a pretty heavy list, love your open mind!

Although Hitler was pretty influential most people only log into his "evil" side!

Autobahns, created work for millions, just went a bit pear shape with his view of the Untermenschen, that's wear I turn off!

One could have dealt with them much better, tied them to his V2's, (just joking BTW!)

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 22 Sep 09 15:55
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Quote: Monkey Woods

Dangerous and not generally encouraged. Rays of untreated sulphur.


sulphur usually leaves pongs hours under rainbows

 
From General Discussion / your fav dead persons!
Posted 21 Sep 09 19:34
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Quote: JohnWolf21


Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: JohnWolf21

Michael Collins

James Connoly

Joseph Plunkett

PH Pearse

Thomas Mac Donagh

Thomas J Clarke

Sean Mac Diarmada


I'm quite partial to a "Jammy Donaght" now and then!


lol, They were the Irish Founding Fathers or would have been, except for Michail Collins who led the resistance against your evil empire, in the earlier part of the last century.


Thanks for your lesson in Irish history, I'm quite aware of the English abuses, but we are here not to take things quite so seriously!

Hence Jammy Donaght as in Jammy Donut, get it?

BTW this ere Spoofer mate, holds no political or national standings, and what the English did many years ago has been repeated globally before that period and after by nearly every nation including tiny Sri Lanka, etc, so come off of your Rebel high horse and join the fun!

 
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