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From General Discussion / Yank Bashing
Posted 7 Oct 09 14:42
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Quote: Morse

JO: you gotta getta around more....forget the Golden Gate and the Oakland Bay bridges...come to New York and try the George Washintong, the Brooklyn and the Pulaski skyway bridges...we'll even leave a light on fer ya!

Morse


Morse, what's the dress CODE when you invite me over for the after dinner speech given in real ENGLISH, actually for the trip I'm brushing up my multi-culti Babylonian practised in the four corners of the planet called the USA!

Afghani, I prefer to leave to the Taliban!

 
From General Discussion / Ok, You English are now toast....hold the cheese!
Posted 6 Oct 09 20:07
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Quote: Morse


Quote: Jaggedone

My Mum made the best Cheese on toast (Welsh Rarebit) on the planet! Bless her!!


JO: Get Frankie's recipe for S.O.S (a Morse favoroute naturally!)

Don't ever say the navy doesn't know their shit....


Morse


I once contemplated joining the Navy, couldn't walk on water though!

 
From News Discussion / Glastonbury Festival 2010 sells out in 5 minutes, only problem is nobody knows the crap line-up
Posted 6 Oct 09 19:20
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Hope you've all bought your Glastonbury tickets, Dame Vera lynn an all!!

 
From General Discussion / Ok, You English are now toast....hold the cheese!
Posted 6 Oct 09 18:36
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My Mum made the best Cheese on toast (Welsh Rarebit) on the planet! Bless her!!

 
From General Discussion / Is this a sign, of humanities "ugliness"? or just bad writing?
Posted 6 Oct 09 18:34
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Quote: Pimpmycapitalist

A while back i posted a thread which asked to see how people rate what you write!.

Any way i had a few helpful replies, but i was shocked that my writing got a few views but very few ratings.

It seems i have rated most of them.Other people just dont rate them.

Is this because they are so appallingly Shit??

Or is it just signs of internet users humanity??

Regards

PMC


PMP, these problems are quite rife here, sometimes I curl up laughing at my shit, other's too and sometimes (mostly) nobody even bothers rating it although 300 or 400 have read it!

D=Scheiss was darauf!!! UK=(Shit on it!)

It's just a temporary thing (Lou Reeed line BTW!)

 
From General Discussion / Who Did You Have A Crush On As A Kid?
Posted 6 Oct 09 18:25
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Quote: Pimpmycapitalist


Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Pimpmycapitalist

Very possibly sad, but i think it was Madonna!

Regards

PMC


Still looks good though!


I agree, she looks fit still in some pics, in others though i think she looks nasty.


PMP, a 50 year old bitch who attempts to look like she's 20 odd is pathetic!!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Oct 09 18:23
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Quote: Jesus Budda

Yodling oldies do like increasingly noisy geriatrics.


geriatrics eventually rust in ancient tights revealing ink coloured stockings

 
From General Discussion / Yank Bashing
Posted 6 Oct 09 18:20
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they have "nice accents" MY BUTT!

If anyone thinks our US friends with their, yunno, cool, and whatever is nice, well I'm a Muslim!

Sorry MHO









 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Oct 09 17:53
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Quote: Jesus Budda


Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Teats eventually acquire tits status!


Status = tiresome, apparent towering. Usually silly.


silly is Ludwigs Lullaby yodling!

 
From General Discussion / The Exclusive Jesus Budda/Monkey Woods Acronym Thread
Posted 6 Oct 09 17:51
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Quote: Jesus Budda

economies can occasionally nominate oil magnates,
industrial electricians, shipbuilders.


shipbuilders hate ignorant pratts building underwater imposing lakes, destroying environments, ruining submarines

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Oct 09 19:54
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Quote: Aspartame Boy

Yes, it's true, most people ARE constipated.


Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Aspartame Boy


Quote: P.M. Wortham




expression: Xylophones please retards especially sick, sad idiots on nutrients


Nutrients Unified Through Roasting In Entrails, Nurtured Thick Sauces


wrong one!


Asparteme you'r correct but who gives a shit:

Sauces are usually creamy extravagant solutions



solutions often lead us to invite others needing support!

(Genial! 10 ********** + first place and no plagiarisms please!)

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Oct 09 19:01
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Quote: Aspartame Boy


Quote: P.M. Wortham




expression: Xylophones please retards especially sick, sad idiots on nutrients


Nutrients Unified Through Roasting In Entrails, Nurtured Thick Sauces


wrong one!


Asparteme you'r correct but who gives a shit:

Sauces are usually creamy extravagant solutions

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Oct 09 18:17
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Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Aspartame Boy

Tripe: raucous inconsiderate puerile expression


expression: Xylophones please retards especially sick, sad idiots on nutrients


nutrients usually tire rapidly increasing excrements, numbing tolerant saturates!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Oct 09 18:16
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Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Aspartame Boy

Tripe: raucous inconsiderate puerile expression


expression: Xylophones please retards especially sick, sad idiots on nutrients


nutrients usually tire rapidly increasing excrements, numbing tolerant saturates!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Oct 09 18:09
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Quote: Aspartame Boy

Tripe: raucous inconsiderate puerile expression


expression: Xylophones please retards especially sick, sad idiots on nutrients

 
From General Discussion / The 'Which Would You Rather' Game
Posted 5 Oct 09 18:02
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Quote: birbee

I'd rather a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy...............


I prefer low bottoms or high uppers

 
From General Discussion / The Exclusive Jesus Budda/Monkey Woods Acronym Thread
Posted 5 Oct 09 18:01
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Quote: Jesus Budda

Kill insects. Lice live!


live in Victor's entourage

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Oct 09 17:58
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Quote: Jesus Budda

Slit like Icelandic trout.


trout replies "oh utter tripe"

 
From General Discussion / The Exclusive Jesus Budda/Monkey Woods Acronym Thread
Posted 5 Oct 09 15:26
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Quote: Monkey Woods

Sound of 'umbrage', no doubt.


doubt over ubiquitous bantering tantrums!

 
From General Discussion / The 'Which Would You Rather' Game
Posted 5 Oct 09 15:22
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Quote: Frankie The J

Ditering Twats (per JO)

or

Dueling twits


FJ I'll take that as a compliment otherwise

pistols at twenty paces or cherry pip spitting at 5 paces

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Oct 09 15:17
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Quote: IainB

Gaskets always start knocking engine timings sideways

Iain


sideways implies Dudes eternal wanking at Yolandas slit

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Oct 09 13:00
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Quote: Jesus Budda

I'm off.


leave some space for the rest of us!!

deaths end all terrestial, human survival



 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Oct 09 12:57
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Quote: Jesus Budda

Yelled extremely loudly, Linda's earlobes destructed.


destructed enemies start to run uphill causing terrible elevating deaths

 
From General Discussion / Almost in the 1,000 mile club
Posted 4 Oct 09 12:55
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Quote: Skoob1999

I love boots.

Preferably big clunky ones with steel toe-caps.

I once quit a job and the arsehole manager asked for my boots to be returned.

I was gutted.

They were some fine boots.

Regards

Skoob.


Didn't you "steelcap" the bastard in the goolies?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Oct 09 12:48
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Quote: Jaggedone

Ah yes, suddenly

suddenly using death's dark epicentres Linda yelled


 
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