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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Sep 09 15:22
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Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Mark Lowton


Quote: IainB

yoghurts, organically grown, have unusually rancid tasting sourness.

Iain


Brilliant Iain, simply brilliant.

Unlike this, which has taken far too long:

Sourness of umbongo resounds. Nah! Enduringly sickly sweet.


sweet wine eventually ends time


time in my ear


ear ache rantings

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Sep 09 15:21
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Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Mark Lowton


Quote: IainB

yoghurts, organically grown, have unusually rancid tasting sourness.

Iain


Brilliant Iain, simply brilliant.

Unlike this, which has taken far too long:

Sourness of umbongo resounds. Nah! Enduringly sickly sweet.


sweet wine eventually ends time


time in my ear

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Sep 09 15:20
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Quote: Mark Lowton


Quote: IainB

yoghurts, organically grown, have unusually rancid tasting sourness.

Iain


Brilliant Iain, simply brilliant.

Unlike this, which has taken far too long:

Sourness of umbongo resounds. Nah! Enduringly sickly sweet.


sweet wine eventually ends time

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 Sep 09 18:29
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Quote: Jesus Budda

Stains taint alloys in natural settings.


Back with a bang, JB, we missed you so dearly, we had a WAKE!

settings expect troublesome tits in naughty girly suspenders!

 
From News Discussion / Are the Working Classes Racist?
Posted 29 Sep 09 17:37
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Quote: Monkey Woods

Not a bit of it!

And stop quoting vast tracts of text - Mark will be livid!




You may have been right about Hitler.


Normally I delete long bits, this time I just wanted to cross over my point about your "new found friend" ducky!

As for Adolf, well he himself had a rough time attempting to become an artist, pretty well down in the gutter!

 
From General Discussion / The 'Which Would You Rather' Game
Posted 29 Sep 09 17:30
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Quote: victor nicholas


Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: victor nicholas

Are you talkin cattle or battle?


VC, your cryptical one-liners are reaching Superman status, can't understand a fucking thing!

cattle or battle =

cat-tail or bat-tail-ender

anyone for Cricket or croquet?


Would you rather be confused or obtuse.

Thought you were talking military equipment but it was just a Trabant.


No prob VC, I just thought you were playing mastermind or monopoly?

 
From General Discussion / The 'Which Would You Rather' Game
Posted 29 Sep 09 17:28
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Quote: Frankie The J

Dickens

Would you rather be a coal miner with black lung

or

Would you rather go to France with a Frenchman as your wine guide?


neither, would you rather stand when pissing or sit!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 Sep 09 17:27
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Quote: Monkey Woods

'Titwank' is the worst acronym now known!



And over to you to supply it, Mark!


known nobility often wank non-stop

 
From News Discussion / Are the Working Classes Racist?
Posted 29 Sep 09 17:24
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Quote: Monkey Woods


Quote: Monological

It's not your fault that your writing isn't understood properly - that's not the point of writing. The idea of writing isn't to make sure that someone else can understand you,





No?



Quote: Monological

it's to write down what you're thinking, and, if someone else doesn't get it, then that's their fault.





Wait. You're kidding again, right?



Quote: Monological

Why try to improve when you can just whine and complain?





Oh, Mono! I feel we are so similar in the way we think! Shall we get married?



Quote: Monological

And you're right, I'm Mark. Me and Mark share monologues because we both share monograms, that was very cleverly worked out





See, everybody? I told you!



Quote: Monological

- just like you can also tell that we're the same person because we both have vowels in our names.





I swear to Zod, the vowels had nothing to do with it.

Actually, Mono, I'm having some serious doubts about this, but if you keep on claiming to be Mark, I guess I'll just have to take your word for it.



Quote: Monological

Don't worry though, you won't have to be switched on when you next read my stuff. Instead of writing it very dry, I'll switch to obvious. That way it will be funny and easy to read, for your enjoyment.





I'd really appreciate that, Mono. You're a true gentleman and a scholar. I'm off for a shit now. Speak to you again soon, old chum.


Monks, I detect a certain resentment to our new colleague, am I correct? (or is it just the 4th world spoof war?)

 
From News Discussion / Are the Working Classes Racist?
Posted 29 Sep 09 15:32
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Quote: Jaggedone

(Enoch Powell was certainly not working class and Hitler neither)




I'm pretty sure Hitler WAS from a working class background, JO.


Quote: The San Francisco Onion

You forgot to end your fourth sentence with an exclamation point!




Well spotted, SFO!


Alois Hitler reached the position of a reasonably high ranking Austrian customs officer, OK, not upper middle class but certainly lower middle/middle class, and his first marriage was to a wealthy daughter of a high ranking customs officer! Money! Certainly not working class! a lá factory worker of farmer, etc.

As for an exclamation mark, here we go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 Sep 09 15:18
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Quote: Mark Lowton

edge dainty golden eggs

I figured it was a bit naughty having the start and end words the same. Is that in the rules?


eggs go gangerine slowly

 
From News Discussion / Ryan Giggs - Class Act - Crap Actor
Posted 28 Sep 09 19:58
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Quote:

<blockquote><hr noshade="noshade" size="1" width="100%" />Extract from Story:
He's ageless and timeless and one of the greatest footballers to grace the beautiful game with his presence.

At the ripe old age of 35, 'Giggsy' as he is known to football afficionados has firmly cemented his name in the football hall of fame.

From precocious teenager, through to mature acolyte, the man who made Patrick Vieira look ridiculous one night at Villa Park, as he skinned the best d.....

Click here for full story »<hr noshade="noshade" size="1" width="100%" /></blockquote>

Please discuss at will.
PLEASE NOTE: The story you are discussing is a JOKE. It is a SPOOF NEWS story written on a SPOOF NEWS website.



Skoob, read it and gave it a mighty 4****, you didn't mention Mon Dieu, shame on you!

 
From News Discussion / US discover Iraqi Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iran and promise to "Nuke" the joint
Posted 28 Sep 09 19:41
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Bargis Tryhol reappears as US spy!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 28 Sep 09 19:34
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Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Philbert of Macadamia


Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Estuary, submerged tidally, undergoes astonishing roundabouts yearly.


yearly estimates annually recorded leaving Yale?



Yale alumni love Elihu!


Elihu lives in Highbury's underworld


underworld never describes earthly related weirdos on rants leaving destruction


destruction entices sexual treatment, rubbing underpants, crutches tickling, involving orgasmic nudity

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 28 Sep 09 19:29
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Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Philbert of Macadamia


Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Estuary, submerged tidally, undergoes astonishing roundabouts yearly.


yearly estimates annually recorded leaving Yale?



Yale alumni love Elihu!


Elihu lives in Highbury's underworld


underworld never describes earthly related weirdos on rants leaving destruction

 
From News Discussion / Are the Working Classes Racist?
Posted 28 Sep 09 19:21
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Racism has nothing to do with class differences!

Racism is born out of fear!

Fear of the intruder!

This fear is widespread in all classes (Enoch Powell was certainly not working class and Hitler neither)

Racism exists in every race, white, black, brown, red, yellow! black-black, white-white, etc!

Unfortunately the White Racist receives most attention, try to get a negro inhabitant of, say the Bronx, to admit that he particularly likes whites, Italiens, Latinos, etc!

Racism is a global thing and every single country on the planet has it including our holy, sacred, Jewish friends in Israel!

Although multi-culti is inevitable with such dramatic demographic changes happening, some people's acceptance just takes a little longer!

When I visit the UK for example, I'm shocked at the demographic differences between my early years and now!

Without being a racist, for someone of my generation who is quite aware of the sacrifices made by my Grandparents, Uncles, etc, in 2 world wars and others of that generation to observe what is happening nowadays takes some mighty swallowing!

For the younger ones amongst us, it's pretty normal!

As a proud ex=patriot Brit living on the German border I admit to feeling more at home here! (only my subjective opinion BTW!)

 
From News Discussion / Are the Working Classes Racist?
Posted 28 Sep 09 18:59
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Quote: victor nicholas

Bunch of stupid smokers.


It always amuses me that on packets of ciggies there is a death warning, and those who still do it just fucking ignore it!

That's nothing to do with class, that's just plain fucking ignorance or masochism, whatever!

Sorry if any fellow Spoofers are smokers, no personal insults here, but I love you all (well nearly all!) and I want you around a long time!

Maybe a visit to a cancer ward would help a quick fix and a boot-in-between the grey cells!



 
From General Discussion / The 'Which Would You Rather' Game
Posted 28 Sep 09 18:22
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Quote: victor nicholas

Are you talkin cattle or battle?


VC, your cryptical one-liners are reaching Superman status, can't understand a fucking thing!

cattle or battle =

cat-tail or bat-tail-ender

anyone for Cricket or croquet?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 28 Sep 09 17:58
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Quote: Philbert of Macadamia


Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Estuary, submerged tidally, undergoes astonishing roundabouts yearly.


yearly estimates annually recorded leaving Yale?



Yale alumni love Elihu!


Elihu lives in Highbury's underworld

 
From General Discussion / All Time Comedy Favourites
Posted 28 Sep 09 16:37
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Hitler and Mussolini, great double act, I used to piss my pants as a kid watching Norman Wisdom and the early carry ons, Kenneth Williams, pure genius!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 28 Sep 09 16:32
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Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Estuary, submerged tidally, undergoes astonishing roundabouts yearly.


yearly estimates annually recorded leaving Yale?

 
From General Discussion / Who Did You Have A Crush On As A Kid?
Posted 28 Sep 09 16:23
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Quote: nellabella

Patrick Magooan - Secret Agent Man
Richard Chamberlain - Dr Kildare
Jack Lord - Hawaii 5 O
William Shatner - Star Trek


Actually your Avatar reminds me of my feline maths teacher's behind, who I secretly loved!

Aagh, those were the days, than came page three and spoilt it all!

 
From General Discussion / The 'Which Would You Rather' Game
Posted 28 Sep 09 16:20
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Quote: Frankie The J

Here in West Virginia we use corn cobs when there ain't no Sears catalogue (which is required reading in outhouses). We got X, XX, and XXX white liquor here, MB.

Would you rather wear garters to hold up your socks (men?

or

Wear a cod piece stuffed with a cod?


Whilst miming the Rocky Horror Show, garters

cod piece stuffed with cod, no answer, we're vegetarians!

Try this one would you rather drive a Merc or ex-East German Trabby? (communist Krauts are refused access to this particular challenge!)

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 25 Sep 09 17:11
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Quote: IainB

Sororities often require odious, rigorous initiations that include empty sentiments.

Iain


sentiments eventually nipped the intention meant, Eva's nippled tits sag!

 
From General Discussion / The 'Which Would You Rather' Game
Posted 25 Sep 09 17:06
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Quote: Frankie The J

Would you rather eat chitterlings (pronounced chit'lins)

or

Shit bowling balls.


Shit bowling balls or Dildo skittles just warm from a vibrating pussy!

 
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