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From News Discussion / Are the Working Classes Racist?
Posted 29 Sep 09 15:32
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Quote: Jaggedone

(Enoch Powell was certainly not working class and Hitler neither)




I'm pretty sure Hitler WAS from a working class background, JO.


Quote: The San Francisco Onion

You forgot to end your fourth sentence with an exclamation point!




Well spotted, SFO!


Alois Hitler reached the position of a reasonably high ranking Austrian customs officer, OK, not upper middle class but certainly lower middle/middle class, and his first marriage was to a wealthy daughter of a high ranking customs officer! Money! Certainly not working class! a lá factory worker of farmer, etc.

As for an exclamation mark, here we go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 Sep 09 15:18
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Quote: Mark Lowton

edge dainty golden eggs

I figured it was a bit naughty having the start and end words the same. Is that in the rules?


eggs go gangerine slowly

 
From News Discussion / Ryan Giggs - Class Act - Crap Actor
Posted 28 Sep 09 19:58
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Quote:

<blockquote><hr noshade="noshade" size="1" width="100%" />Extract from Story:
He's ageless and timeless and one of the greatest footballers to grace the beautiful game with his presence.

At the ripe old age of 35, 'Giggsy' as he is known to football afficionados has firmly cemented his name in the football hall of fame.

From precocious teenager, through to mature acolyte, the man who made Patrick Vieira look ridiculous one night at Villa Park, as he skinned the best d.....

Click here for full story »<hr noshade="noshade" size="1" width="100%" /></blockquote>

Please discuss at will.
PLEASE NOTE: The story you are discussing is a JOKE. It is a SPOOF NEWS story written on a SPOOF NEWS website.



Skoob, read it and gave it a mighty 4****, you didn't mention Mon Dieu, shame on you!

 
From News Discussion / US discover Iraqi Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iran and promise to "Nuke" the joint
Posted 28 Sep 09 19:41
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Bargis Tryhol reappears as US spy!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 28 Sep 09 19:34
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Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Philbert of Macadamia


Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Estuary, submerged tidally, undergoes astonishing roundabouts yearly.


yearly estimates annually recorded leaving Yale?



Yale alumni love Elihu!


Elihu lives in Highbury's underworld


underworld never describes earthly related weirdos on rants leaving destruction


destruction entices sexual treatment, rubbing underpants, crutches tickling, involving orgasmic nudity

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 28 Sep 09 19:29
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Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Philbert of Macadamia


Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Estuary, submerged tidally, undergoes astonishing roundabouts yearly.


yearly estimates annually recorded leaving Yale?



Yale alumni love Elihu!


Elihu lives in Highbury's underworld


underworld never describes earthly related weirdos on rants leaving destruction

 
From News Discussion / Are the Working Classes Racist?
Posted 28 Sep 09 19:21
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Racism has nothing to do with class differences!

Racism is born out of fear!

Fear of the intruder!

This fear is widespread in all classes (Enoch Powell was certainly not working class and Hitler neither)

Racism exists in every race, white, black, brown, red, yellow! black-black, white-white, etc!

Unfortunately the White Racist receives most attention, try to get a negro inhabitant of, say the Bronx, to admit that he particularly likes whites, Italiens, Latinos, etc!

Racism is a global thing and every single country on the planet has it including our holy, sacred, Jewish friends in Israel!

Although multi-culti is inevitable with such dramatic demographic changes happening, some people's acceptance just takes a little longer!

When I visit the UK for example, I'm shocked at the demographic differences between my early years and now!

Without being a racist, for someone of my generation who is quite aware of the sacrifices made by my Grandparents, Uncles, etc, in 2 world wars and others of that generation to observe what is happening nowadays takes some mighty swallowing!

For the younger ones amongst us, it's pretty normal!

As a proud ex=patriot Brit living on the German border I admit to feeling more at home here! (only my subjective opinion BTW!)

 
From News Discussion / Are the Working Classes Racist?
Posted 28 Sep 09 18:59
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Quote: victor nicholas

Bunch of stupid smokers.


It always amuses me that on packets of ciggies there is a death warning, and those who still do it just fucking ignore it!

That's nothing to do with class, that's just plain fucking ignorance or masochism, whatever!

Sorry if any fellow Spoofers are smokers, no personal insults here, but I love you all (well nearly all!) and I want you around a long time!

Maybe a visit to a cancer ward would help a quick fix and a boot-in-between the grey cells!



 
From General Discussion / The 'Which Would You Rather' Game
Posted 28 Sep 09 18:22
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Quote: victor nicholas

Are you talkin cattle or battle?


VC, your cryptical one-liners are reaching Superman status, can't understand a fucking thing!

cattle or battle =

cat-tail or bat-tail-ender

anyone for Cricket or croquet?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 28 Sep 09 17:58
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Quote: Philbert of Macadamia


Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Estuary, submerged tidally, undergoes astonishing roundabouts yearly.


yearly estimates annually recorded leaving Yale?



Yale alumni love Elihu!


Elihu lives in Highbury's underworld

 
From General Discussion / All Time Comedy Favourites
Posted 28 Sep 09 16:37
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Hitler and Mussolini, great double act, I used to piss my pants as a kid watching Norman Wisdom and the early carry ons, Kenneth Williams, pure genius!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 28 Sep 09 16:32
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Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Estuary, submerged tidally, undergoes astonishing roundabouts yearly.


yearly estimates annually recorded leaving Yale?

 
From General Discussion / Who Did You Have A Crush On As A Kid?
Posted 28 Sep 09 16:23
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Quote: nellabella

Patrick Magooan - Secret Agent Man
Richard Chamberlain - Dr Kildare
Jack Lord - Hawaii 5 O
William Shatner - Star Trek


Actually your Avatar reminds me of my feline maths teacher's behind, who I secretly loved!

Aagh, those were the days, than came page three and spoilt it all!

 
From General Discussion / The 'Which Would You Rather' Game
Posted 28 Sep 09 16:20
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Quote: Frankie The J

Here in West Virginia we use corn cobs when there ain't no Sears catalogue (which is required reading in outhouses). We got X, XX, and XXX white liquor here, MB.

Would you rather wear garters to hold up your socks (men?

or

Wear a cod piece stuffed with a cod?


Whilst miming the Rocky Horror Show, garters

cod piece stuffed with cod, no answer, we're vegetarians!

Try this one would you rather drive a Merc or ex-East German Trabby? (communist Krauts are refused access to this particular challenge!)

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 25 Sep 09 17:11
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Quote: IainB

Sororities often require odious, rigorous initiations that include empty sentiments.

Iain


sentiments eventually nipped the intention meant, Eva's nippled tits sag!

 
From General Discussion / The 'Which Would You Rather' Game
Posted 25 Sep 09 17:06
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Quote: Frankie The J

Would you rather eat chitterlings (pronounced chit'lins)

or

Shit bowling balls.


Shit bowling balls or Dildo skittles just warm from a vibrating pussy!

 
From General Discussion / Who Did You Have A Crush On As A Kid?
Posted 25 Sep 09 17:02
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Elizabeth Taylor and my maths mistress when she bent down in her mini skirt, horny and awesome for a young buck!

 
From General Discussion / The 'Which Would You Rather' Game
Posted 24 Sep 09 19:02
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Quote: Madame Bitters


Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Madame Bitters

Oh, I forgot my question.

Would you rather drink a glass of spoiled milk or lick 10 sweaty armpits?

I'd go with the roses, BTW


Madame your'e jumping the queue!!!

Wait your turn otherwise I'll have you whipped!


don't soil yourself.

I don't know who either of those guys are. How am I supposed make an informed decision when I don't know the choices?


Michael Owen (soccer player) Torres (soccer player)

MB, just choose one!! Who gives a fuck, BTW, I use to eat soil when I was a nipper, haven't been the same since!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 24 Sep 09 18:59
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Quote: Philbert of Macadamia


Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Monkey Woods

Erect, Robert experienced cock tension.


tension equalling naked sex in open nature




Nature always tries unusually rare experiments!


experiments, x-rays, please Eritreans, Ruandans, Indians minds especially non-telescopic slayings

 
From General Discussion / Did Bureau Write this 'Snippet?'
Posted 24 Sep 09 18:03
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Quote: Skoob1999


Quote: Jalapenoman

Skoob,

Keith Richards and Elton John got in a big arguement several years ago. Richards said at the time that the only songs Elton knew how to write anymore were about dead blonde women (Candle in the Wind, England's Rose about Marilyn Monroe and Princess Di).

You apparently missed that one.


J-Man

I didn't miss it at all. Nobody over here could possibly have missed either of them. The argument with Richards was well documented. The Candle In The Wind Song about Norma Jean Baker, as was, was one of the most appalling dirges ever put to music, and then reworked for a deceased ex-royal into an even more schmaltzy heap of crap.

Over here we have a show called Room 101 based on Orwell's mention of it in 1984.

That whole Candle In The Wind/Goodbye England's Rose thing would have to go in there if I had anything to do with it.

Lost and gone forever! We wish!

Regards, as ever

Skoob.


Skoob, they're from the US, how do you expect them to understand! Tommy and his Who wasn't bad though!

 
From General Discussion / The 'Which Would You Rather' Game
Posted 24 Sep 09 18:00
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Quote: Madame Bitters

Oh, I forgot my question.

Would you rather drink a glass of spoiled milk or lick 10 sweaty armpits?

I'd go with the roses, BTW


Madame your'e jumping the queue!!!

Wait your turn otherwise I'll have you whipped!

 
From General Discussion / The 'Which Would You Rather' Game
Posted 24 Sep 09 17:59
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You've both jumped the gun following question was:

Michael Owen or Torres?

 
From General Discussion / The 'Which Would You Rather' Game
Posted 24 Sep 09 17:52
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Quote: Skoob1999

Koran to English.

I'd sort the buggers out.

For males, For females, Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise?

Sjkoob.

(The Norwegian one)


Beyonce or Zeta Jones = not one of them!

Michael Owen or Torres



 
From General Discussion / your fav dead persons!
Posted 24 Sep 09 17:49
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Quote: Madame Bitters

My Grandma (Dad's side)- She died when I was 19, but I never knew her well. She was born in Ireland and was 2 when her family immigrated.

My Great Grandmother (Mom's side)- Never knew her, but I've heard the stories. I think we would've gotten along very well.

My Great, Great Grandmother- She was a clairvoyant. Or schitzophernic. Nobody knew for sure which.

My twin

Jimi Hendrix- He just seemed like a really cool guy to hang out with

Mae West- Funny and sexy

Groucho Marx- I think that one's self explanatory.

Lord Byron- He'd have some interseting stories


Abraham Lincoln- Argueably the best president the US has ever had

Queen Elizabeth- Smart enough not to get married and strong enough to rule alone


MAD-ame I'll send the straightjacket over, your cell in the funny warm is still warm, fuck me, MAD-ame your really flying over the cuckoos nest tonight!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 24 Sep 09 17:47
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Quote: Monkey Woods

Erect, Robert experienced cock tension.


tension equalling naked sex in open nature

 
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