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From General Discussion / The 'Which Would You Rather' Game
Posted 1 Oct 09 17:26
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Quote: victor nicholas


Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Would you rather go on a blind date with a male Sumo Wrestler or a female Sumo Wrestler?


We'll have to ask Gordon Brown on that.


I like my women with a bit of flesh but that's ridiculous or would you rather bed a bag of bones or a bag of rippling mincemeat?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 1 Oct 09 17:23
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Quote: Monkey Woods


Quote: Jesus Budda

Smells make Edwin lick Lionel's sphincter.


Can I award him stars for that?

NO PLEASE DON'T!!


Estonia sends troops on nightly invasions abroad.


ABROAD BEGINS ROUGHLY OVER AT DIEPPE

(now that's what I call a 5*****er

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Sep 09 18:28
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Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Jesus Budda

Smells make Edwin lick Lionel's sphincter.


Lock this fucking Loony up!!!

sphincter purple hairs in nasty cracks turn eventually red!


red excrement, disgusting


disgusting is Simon gorging upon Serena's tits in noble galoshes

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Sep 09 18:25
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Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Jesus Budda

Smells make Edwin lick Lionel's sphincter.


Lock this fucking Loony up!!!

sphincter purple hairs in nasty cracks turn eventually red!


red excrement, disgusting

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Sep 09 18:24
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Quote: Jesus Budda

Smells make Edwin lick Lionel's sphincter.


Lock this fucking Loony up!!!

sphincter purple hairs in nasty cracks turn eventually red!

 
From News Discussion / Denton Boy Runs When Texas Girl Shows Him Her Golden Triangle
Posted 30 Sep 09 15:36
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Quote: Colonel Juan

Interesting thread from everyone..

plus top spoof


Thankyou, Oh "special one" is your surname Mourinho?

 
From General Discussion / Almost in the 1,000 mile club
Posted 30 Sep 09 15:33
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Quote: Skoob1999

I've got a mountain bike.

But I don't use it much any more.

Kept falling off it drunk.

Especially on Sundays.

Regards

Skoob


Talking of mountain bikes here in Holland, my tyre's flat!

 
From General Discussion / A cause for celebration?
Posted 30 Sep 09 15:30
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Quote: Jimbo Gunn

I have no jobs and a massive income from my nest built up over many years as an armed career criminal.

Gizzus all yer money mister or I'll spoof yer


I once visited Naples, I detect a slight comparison here.

 
From General Discussion / The 'Which Would You Rather' Game
Posted 30 Sep 09 15:28
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Quote: victor nicholas

Would you rather join the Audobon Society or the Autobahn Society.

Somehow I think JO is in one of these organizations.


Certainly, Autobahn society or dead ends?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Sep 09 15:27
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Quote: Mark Lowton

said arise I did


did I, definitely?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Sep 09 15:23
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sweet wine eventually ends time


time in my ear


ear ache rantings


rantings are necessary to invade nothing God said!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Sep 09 15:22
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Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Mark Lowton


Quote: IainB

yoghurts, organically grown, have unusually rancid tasting sourness.

Iain


Brilliant Iain, simply brilliant.

Unlike this, which has taken far too long:

Sourness of umbongo resounds. Nah! Enduringly sickly sweet.


sweet wine eventually ends time


time in my ear


ear ache rantings

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Sep 09 15:21
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Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Mark Lowton


Quote: IainB

yoghurts, organically grown, have unusually rancid tasting sourness.

Iain


Brilliant Iain, simply brilliant.

Unlike this, which has taken far too long:

Sourness of umbongo resounds. Nah! Enduringly sickly sweet.


sweet wine eventually ends time


time in my ear

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Sep 09 15:20
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Quote: Mark Lowton


Quote: IainB

yoghurts, organically grown, have unusually rancid tasting sourness.

Iain


Brilliant Iain, simply brilliant.

Unlike this, which has taken far too long:

Sourness of umbongo resounds. Nah! Enduringly sickly sweet.


sweet wine eventually ends time

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 Sep 09 18:29
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Quote: Jesus Budda

Stains taint alloys in natural settings.


Back with a bang, JB, we missed you so dearly, we had a WAKE!

settings expect troublesome tits in naughty girly suspenders!

 
From News Discussion / Are the Working Classes Racist?
Posted 29 Sep 09 17:37
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Quote: Monkey Woods

Not a bit of it!

And stop quoting vast tracts of text - Mark will be livid!




You may have been right about Hitler.


Normally I delete long bits, this time I just wanted to cross over my point about your "new found friend" ducky!

As for Adolf, well he himself had a rough time attempting to become an artist, pretty well down in the gutter!

 
From General Discussion / The 'Which Would You Rather' Game
Posted 29 Sep 09 17:30
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Quote: victor nicholas


Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: victor nicholas

Are you talkin cattle or battle?


VC, your cryptical one-liners are reaching Superman status, can't understand a fucking thing!

cattle or battle =

cat-tail or bat-tail-ender

anyone for Cricket or croquet?


Would you rather be confused or obtuse.

Thought you were talking military equipment but it was just a Trabant.


No prob VC, I just thought you were playing mastermind or monopoly?

 
From General Discussion / The 'Which Would You Rather' Game
Posted 29 Sep 09 17:28
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Quote: Frankie The J

Dickens

Would you rather be a coal miner with black lung

or

Would you rather go to France with a Frenchman as your wine guide?


neither, would you rather stand when pissing or sit!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 Sep 09 17:27
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Quote: Monkey Woods

'Titwank' is the worst acronym now known!



And over to you to supply it, Mark!


known nobility often wank non-stop

 
From News Discussion / Are the Working Classes Racist?
Posted 29 Sep 09 17:24
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Quote: Monkey Woods


Quote: Monological

It's not your fault that your writing isn't understood properly - that's not the point of writing. The idea of writing isn't to make sure that someone else can understand you,





No?



Quote: Monological

it's to write down what you're thinking, and, if someone else doesn't get it, then that's their fault.





Wait. You're kidding again, right?



Quote: Monological

Why try to improve when you can just whine and complain?





Oh, Mono! I feel we are so similar in the way we think! Shall we get married?



Quote: Monological

And you're right, I'm Mark. Me and Mark share monologues because we both share monograms, that was very cleverly worked out





See, everybody? I told you!



Quote: Monological

- just like you can also tell that we're the same person because we both have vowels in our names.





I swear to Zod, the vowels had nothing to do with it.

Actually, Mono, I'm having some serious doubts about this, but if you keep on claiming to be Mark, I guess I'll just have to take your word for it.



Quote: Monological

Don't worry though, you won't have to be switched on when you next read my stuff. Instead of writing it very dry, I'll switch to obvious. That way it will be funny and easy to read, for your enjoyment.





I'd really appreciate that, Mono. You're a true gentleman and a scholar. I'm off for a shit now. Speak to you again soon, old chum.


Monks, I detect a certain resentment to our new colleague, am I correct? (or is it just the 4th world spoof war?)

 
From News Discussion / Are the Working Classes Racist?
Posted 29 Sep 09 15:32
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Quote: Jaggedone

(Enoch Powell was certainly not working class and Hitler neither)




I'm pretty sure Hitler WAS from a working class background, JO.


Quote: The San Francisco Onion

You forgot to end your fourth sentence with an exclamation point!




Well spotted, SFO!


Alois Hitler reached the position of a reasonably high ranking Austrian customs officer, OK, not upper middle class but certainly lower middle/middle class, and his first marriage was to a wealthy daughter of a high ranking customs officer! Money! Certainly not working class! a lá factory worker of farmer, etc.

As for an exclamation mark, here we go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 Sep 09 15:18
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Quote: Mark Lowton

edge dainty golden eggs

I figured it was a bit naughty having the start and end words the same. Is that in the rules?


eggs go gangerine slowly

 
From News Discussion / Ryan Giggs - Class Act - Crap Actor
Posted 28 Sep 09 19:58
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Quote:

<blockquote><hr noshade="noshade" size="1" width="100%" />Extract from Story:
He's ageless and timeless and one of the greatest footballers to grace the beautiful game with his presence.

At the ripe old age of 35, 'Giggsy' as he is known to football afficionados has firmly cemented his name in the football hall of fame.

From precocious teenager, through to mature acolyte, the man who made Patrick Vieira look ridiculous one night at Villa Park, as he skinned the best d.....

Click here for full story »<hr noshade="noshade" size="1" width="100%" /></blockquote>

Please discuss at will.
PLEASE NOTE: The story you are discussing is a JOKE. It is a SPOOF NEWS story written on a SPOOF NEWS website.



Skoob, read it and gave it a mighty 4****, you didn't mention Mon Dieu, shame on you!

 
From News Discussion / US discover Iraqi Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iran and promise to "Nuke" the joint
Posted 28 Sep 09 19:41
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Bargis Tryhol reappears as US spy!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 28 Sep 09 19:34
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Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Philbert of Macadamia


Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Estuary, submerged tidally, undergoes astonishing roundabouts yearly.


yearly estimates annually recorded leaving Yale?



Yale alumni love Elihu!


Elihu lives in Highbury's underworld


underworld never describes earthly related weirdos on rants leaving destruction


destruction entices sexual treatment, rubbing underpants, crutches tickling, involving orgasmic nudity

 
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