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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 19 Oct 09 16:47
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Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Yesterday Elvis sang to everyone, reminiscing dearly about Yesterday!


Yesterday everybody saw tits especially red dangling and yummy!

 
From General Discussion / PMC- The Diary!
Posted 19 Oct 09 14:23
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Quote: Pimpmycapitalist

2.55 pm As a man once said "Im not well liked here"

2.56 pm Cya JB,MB,JO,SKOOB.And any others who replied to any questions i had.


It's a pleasure, carry on ol bean!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 19 Oct 09 14:20
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Quote: Jalapenoman

Stranded; the rescue attempt never developed, extending desolation.


desolation exists solely on lonely anthropological terrain in oceans northerly

 
From General Discussion / Multiple Personality Disorder
Posted 19 Oct 09 13:26
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Quote: IainB


Quote: Jaggedone

Iain ( alias: "I ain't in") the pills and straightjacket are in the post!


Oh goody, I was beginning to think that they'd sent them to the wrong address.

Phew.

Iain


Normal delivery time is 5 working days but as the post is always striking in the UK, so 5 days longer via Amsterdam. Please Iain keep calm until package arrives and don't use a jagged-edge to open damage is irreversable!

 
From General Discussion / Jesus Budda - The Memoirs
Posted 19 Oct 09 13:21
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Quote: Pimpmycapitalist

Jean-Claude Van Damme 1960 (I remember when he uttered the immortal line: "It's beautiful....like a monkey")

What film did he mutter this hilarious line in?

Regards

PMC


je ne sais pa (or something like that) I'm not into Belgium Kung Fu Kickers just Belgium chocolates

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 19 Oct 09 13:19
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Quote: IainB

Ecstacy can supply that amazing conscious youthfulness

Iain


youthfulness often undercuts trying healthy fulfillment, usually leaving no evolutionary successor stranded

 
From General Discussion / PMC- The Diary!
Posted 19 Oct 09 13:11
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Quote: Pimpmycapitalist

Ho Ho Ho

Your funny

But not as smart as Skoob - he has a life and a wife .

Regards

PMC


Skoob is a Sir, I'm just a paultry peasant!

I have a wife though (female) and a lovely Grandaughter called EMMA!

But I still refuse to write my memoirs, my ego isn't that huge!

 
From General Discussion / PMC- The Diary!
Posted 19 Oct 09 10:58
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10.12 am Unfortunately life goes on .


They once cloned a sheep called PMC
and ever since then it's a PMP
They then cloned a very fat JB
and strung him up on a very large tree
Now the schizo maniac is all three


Tennyson at his finest

 
From General Discussion / Multiple Personality Disorder
Posted 19 Oct 09 10:49
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Iain ( alias: "I ain't in") the pills and straightjacket are in the post!

 
From General Discussion / Multiple Personality Disorder
Posted 19 Oct 09 10:38
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This thread only proves my points (not many these days, PUSSY out definitely and in!) You lot are a bunch of first rate NUTTERS!

Now I might be mistaken but if it's not true, PMP stop acting like our Walrus, JB (good Beatles song btw)If you're not JB then who the fuck are you, his clone?!

I am JO, alias Jaggedone, alias St.Jagged, alias Jaggededge (less used due to a rap band knicking my name and Alfred Hitchcock using me in the shower!)

Sir SKOOBspears is Skoob and QM, MB, VC, JP, the mad fucking Irishman, Morse Code, Monks are all themselves as for our alien and Frankie "the marauding madman and last man standing out of the 300" J + other NUTTERS here I'm sure they're them.

JB, well, he's not even a registered NUTTER, in fact he's not even registered just a plain unbearable LOONY!

Mark (who?) is God and I lick his boots daily! That I'm sure????????

Skoob my shrink has still room, please let me know when and where BTW my summer location has been moved to above a bridge in Amsterdam, it's too cold below and the needles break!



 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 19 Oct 09 07:53
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Quote: Jalapenoman

Lustful Ursula sat, trying fluffy, useless lingerie.


lingerie introducing nude girls, erotic racy indecent ecstacy

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 19 Oct 09 07:50
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Quote: Jesus Budda

Girations?

Surely you mean Gyrations?


Gyrations = youthful radial act that is occasionally naughty, sexual.


No I meant GIRATIONS actually,

Urban language, meaning swivelling of the hips etc, JB your'e too old to understand and too fat!!

 
From General Discussion / Jesus Budda - The Memoirs
Posted 18 Oct 09 10:54
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Quote: Pimpmycapitalist

But did you Boil Roger Rabbit?

Thats what i want to know?

Regards


PMC


I boiled my cat after the slaughter, rabbits are harder to catch and don't taste as nice in Korea!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 18 Oct 09 10:14
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Quote: Jesus Budda


Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Nag: antiquated Gelding.


Gelding = excruciatingly lacerating dick. Is never gratifying.


gratifying ridicule at Times is fucking you in naughty girations

 
From General Discussion / Jesus Budda - The Memoirs
Posted 18 Oct 09 10:08
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Thankyou for your publicity, Benetton once said "any publicity is good publicity" I agree so I've just slaughtered my cat in public! Roughly the same as participating on JB's-PMP's-Chamone's memoirs thread!

Anyway, me myself and I!

MB, I'd love to read your memoirs, I'd even be prepared to pay money for them!

As for PMP, I don't believe he's black, he hasn't won a NOBEL!

 
From General Discussion / On leaving TheSpoof
Posted 18 Oct 09 09:59
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Bureau, a class act, anybody who can real off snippets like you is genial!

Sad to hear of your loss, great friends can never be replaced!

I'm sure this site will enter a void after your departure, what with Earl Grey and Smurfette, etc, leaving, times are getting thin here!

Wish you all the best, enjoy your break and I'm sure we'll all welcome you back, it's a drug here!

Jaggedone



 
From General Discussion / PMC- The Diary!
Posted 16 Oct 09 18:59
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Quote: Pimpmycapitalist

6.43 pm Live = Evil .

6.44 pm Little Joeys Mum, and numerous dads "The Disciples"let there kids listen to shit, called Pop music.

6.45 pm I watched from my window as little Micky and Natasha pranced about to some song which included lyrics "You can do it, put your back into it"

6.47 pm Little Joey is ok, the doctors said it was just swine flu - i agreed.


It's everywhere, the curse of Jesus alias Budda is gobbling up the fairways like the dubonic plague and Tiger Woods a huge black pimping capitalist!

Putt him onto the green invite the moles to head his ball into touch and hit him over the head with a shovel, the only cure!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Oct 09 18:54
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Quote: Jalapenoman

Garrisons are regular regiments, including soldiers (officers, not sergeants).


sergeants even ridicule generals exiting after nobody told superiors

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Oct 09 18:20
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Quote: Pimpmycapitalist

bollocks

Rebirth equals birth in really tight holes


"Cohones" obrigado!

holes only leave expectancies spunking!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Oct 09 18:12
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Quote: Jesus Budda

Yesterday, Ethel sexually tickled Earnest's rectum, desecrating a yelper.


yelper expects Louis, pardon Ernies, rebirth

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Oct 09 16:10
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Quote: IainB

Doctor of cardiology thinks of retiring

Iain


retiring entails taking innocent retrospective illicit names gregariously

 
From General Discussion / Jesus Budda - The Memoirs
Posted 16 Oct 09 16:06
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MB, thanks for yout tip, unfortunately to late, gave up reading books years ago!

Only book I ever stick my nose in these days is anything by Krishnamurti!

ENLIGHTNING, VERY!

btw, you could always tuck into my Spoof about the "Great Deranged Monster" it's floating around somewhere, you get a mention actually!

 
From News Discussion / UK sends 500 fresh corpses to Afghanistan
Posted 16 Oct 09 15:58
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Love the in-between the lines meaning here, superbly wrote and a perfect answer to those bastards perpetrating this bullshit conflict, which can never be won!

Without intruding on your piece, I did a similair piece months ago and I feel very much the same!

So do the Russians who lost their balls the last time around!

(Let's not get serious here!)

 
From General Discussion / Jesus Budda - The Memoirs
Posted 15 Oct 09 19:30
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He's still at it, out retarded, retropesctive thrill seeker, maybe we should all write in Mongolian and ignore him or it!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Oct 09 19:28
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Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Stimulation takes intense mind usage, leading at times into overused neuromotors.


neuromotors enjoy upping retard old Minnies over thirty, once rehab starts

 
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