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From General Discussion / Anyone like bingo, wellington boots and fairy liquid?
Posted 21 Sep 09 18:09
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I detect a certain style and form taking place and this LOCKET has rumblings of a certain JB or Jennie on the block!

The TRUTH will all be unLOCKET!

 
From General Discussion / Current Stupid Laws
Posted 21 Sep 09 18:00
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Quote: Skoob1999

Doc

Sorry I didn't get the chance to respond to this most excellent post earlier. But something cropped up, and well, you know...

Excellent post.

Loved it.

Regards

Skoob.


Maybe a certain MAN-MAN thing + a mighty Owen?????

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 21 Sep 09 17:58
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Quote: Monkey Woods

"More?" Oliver's request exaggerated.


exaggerated x-rays are giant, great epicentres, rarely appreciated, though extremely dangerous!

 
From General Discussion / Do you Like Poles?
Posted 21 Sep 09 17:53
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Quote: victor nicholas

North Poles swim in the Baltic


environmental meltdown maybe?

 
From General Discussion / Do you Like Poles?
Posted 20 Sep 09 10:52
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Quote: victor nicholas

Is this how they voted in Afghanistan?


VC, corrupt as usual, I loves Poles, when they're in Poland and don't attempt to speak English!

 
From General Discussion / Any F1 fans
Posted 20 Sep 09 10:43
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Quote: Jalapenoman

Skoob,

I believe that the Dallas Cowboys currently have a roster of 24 cheerleaders. This brings to mind that there are at least 48 things better about our version of football than yours.

Tonight, I intend to watch Boise State taking on Fresno State for bragging rights in the WAC Conference (unless I go with my son to watch a local high school game). Tomorrow is College Football Saturday. This will be followed by Pro Football Sunday and then Monday Night Football. What a great weekend!


Yanks and footy! Whatever next, high tea with cucumber sandwiches on the lawn!

 
From General Discussion / Almost in the 1,000 mile club
Posted 20 Sep 09 10:41
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Quote: Monkey Woods

No, I'm sorry, Vic.


It was a cheap shot. I apologise unreservedly.


Monks, we'll lock you up if you pick on our O-L King!
Bang-kok Hotel has enough rooms free!

 
From General Discussion / What would you charge Emmanuel Adebayor with?
Posted 20 Sep 09 10:39
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Quote: birbee


Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Jalapenoman


Quote: Jaggedone

Rape, and do a Mike Tyson on him!


Bite off his ear?


if necessary, I prefer chewing vaginal pubes!


Has he got a vagina??


Who Mike or Adebayor? They're both PUSSIES!

 
From General Discussion / Current Stupid Laws
Posted 20 Sep 09 10:36
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Quote: victor nicholas

It's illegal in Marion, South Carolina, to tickle a female under her chin with a feather duster to get her attention while she's riding a horse.

In New York City, it is illegal to open or close an umbrella in the presence of a horse.

It is illegal to fish from horseback in Washington D.C, Colorado, and Utah.

Tennessee prohibits riders from lassoing fish.

A British law states that an Englishman must not sell a horse to a Scotsman.

Horses are required to wear hats in hot weather in Rasario, Argentina.

A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.

In Guernee, Illinois, it is illegal for women weighing more than 200 pounds to ride horses in shorts.

In Kentucky, it is illegal for a woman to appear in a bathing suit on a highway unless she is: escorted by at least two police officers; armed with a club; or lighter than 90 pounds or heavier than 200 pounds. The ordinance also specifically exempts female horses from such restrictions.

In London, England, law required taxi drivers to carry a bale of hay on top of their caps to feed their horses. The law was in force until 1976.

In Arizona, it is illegal for cowboys to walk through a hotel lobby wearing their spurs.

In Raton, New Mexico, it is illegal for a woman to ride horseback down a public street with a kimono on.

In South Carolina, it is legal for adult males to discharge firearms when approaching an intersection in a non-horse vehicle to warn oncoming horse traffic.

A misworded ordinance in Wolf Point, Montana: "No horse shall be allowed in public without its owner wearing a halter."

In South Carolina, no horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants.

In Omega, New Mexico, every woman must "be found to be wearing a corset" when riding a horse in public! A doctor is required to inspect each woman to make sure that she is complying with the law.


Pennsylvania law states: ''Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart, piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes.''

In Hartsville, Illinois, you can be arrested for riding an ugly horse.

In the state of Queensland, Australia, it is still constitutional law that all pubs (hotel/bar) must have a railing outside for patrons to tie up their horse.

Pattonsburg, Missouri, Revised Ordinances, 1884: "No person shall hallo, shout, bawl, scream, use profane language, dance, sing, whoop, quarrel, or make any unusual noise or sound in such manner as to disturb a horse."

Abilene, Kansas, City Ordinance 349 declares: "Any person who shall in the city of Abilene shoot at a horse with any concealed or unconcealed bean snapper or like article, shall upon conviction, be fined."

Marshalltown, Iowa, it is against the law for a horse to eat a fire hydrant.

I pulled this off the Internet but suppose Buck may have written a story about all of these.


VC, My image of the one-liner King has been demolished, like it all the same 5*

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 20 Sep 09 10:34
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Quote: IainB

Slags leave all guys sick

That reminds me, it's time for my next batch of antibiotics.

Iain


antibiotics need time, Iain believes in opportunism to impress crap Spoofer!

 
From General Discussion / What Exactly Is A Poum?
Posted 18 Sep 09 19:15
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Mark, I would recommend Gillete razorblades to deal with that HANDLEBAR!

 
From General Discussion / Almost in the 1,000 mile club
Posted 18 Sep 09 18:57
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Mark, no fear, I mountain bike here in the Dutch forests, no chance of a clash of wheels and punctures at three paces!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 18 Sep 09 18:51
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Quote: Mark Lowton

energy nary electrifies restless geriatric yeomen


yeomen expect other men's excitement never

 
From General Discussion / Current Stupid Laws
Posted 18 Sep 09 16:04
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They've stuck a road sign in front of my house, BAN ANARCHISTS!!

I take that quite personal!

 
From General Discussion / your fav dead persons!
Posted 17 Sep 09 17:46
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Quote: Jalapenoman

Bavarian creme filled for me, or just plain old chocolate frosted.

I've also found that Krispy Kreme is a lot overrated. Good when they are hot and fresh, but too sugary after that.


JP, you're sweet enough, stick to your x-tra hot Chilli peppers with Californication Mustard!

 
From General Discussion / your fav dead persons!
Posted 17 Sep 09 17:36
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Quote: JohnWolf21

Michael Collins

James Connoly

Joseph Plunkett

PH Pearse

Thomas Mac Donagh

Thomas J Clarke

Sean Mac Diarmada


I'm quite partial to a "Jammy Donaght" now and then!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 17 Sep 09 15:34
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Quote: Jalapenoman

Extravagance: Xanadu tries real avarice, and gets a nice, charming elegance.


elegance leaves erotic girls annoyed, nude crumpet excites!

 
From General Discussion / Any F1 fans
Posted 16 Sep 09 18:14
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Quote: Mark Lowton

It might have implications at QPR, if that's more your cup of tea.


QPR (Queer Pair Raving) NO!

BTW, cup of tea, where's our Earl?

 
From General Discussion / Any F1 fans
Posted 16 Sep 09 18:01
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NO!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Sep 09 17:57
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Quote: smurfette


Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Mark Lowton

Service elephants regularly. Vexation is certain elseways!


elseways leaves science excitedly wondering about your sanity!

(Mark, elseways my butt!)

sanity almost never is truly yours


yours or us, reticent senile

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From General Discussion / What would you charge Emmanuel Adebayor with?
Posted 16 Sep 09 15:47
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Quote: Jalapenoman


Quote: Jaggedone

Rape, and do a Mike Tyson on him!


Bite off his ear?


if necessary, I prefer chewing vaginal pubes!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Sep 09 15:43
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Quote: Mark Lowton

Service elephants regularly. Vexation is certain elseways!


elseways leaves science excitedly wondering about your sanity!

(Mark, elseways my butt!)

 
From General Discussion / What Exactly Is A Poum?
Posted 16 Sep 09 15:39
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Quote: Frankie The J

Goddam you Limey barstards, how come you all have the best TV in the friggin world? As well as the most insane comedians?

Damn I hate/love you guys.

Thanks for the tip. I'll find someway of getting ahold of Coronation Street. I paid through the nose for my complete set of Are You being Served and Faulty Towers, Monty Python, and the incomparable Lady of the House, Mrs. BOO-Kay.

Thank you Mr. Lowton.


FJ calm down the scatch marks over your bed are getting deeper!

 
From General Discussion / What Exactly Is A Poum?
Posted 15 Sep 09 18:33
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Quote: Jalapenoman

I thought that I had managed to put most of it out of my mind almost 30 years ago, but now I'm having to try to dredge it back up.

I hate Shakespeare. Give me Wordsworth, Shelley, Keats, Yeats, and that bunch any day.


JP my thoughts go out to you, I never read just write this crap!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Sep 09 18:32
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Girls improvise raunchy lesbian sex

 
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