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From News Discussion / Are the Working Classes Racist?
Posted 2 Oct 09 16:07
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Quote: Morse

Skoob:
"I'm just going to concentrate on writing about stuff that I find funny and stop trying to appeal to a WIDER audience."

Skoob, are you sure you want to go there...the last person that tried that tact got 'sucked in'......

Mutantly Yours,

Morse et al.


Magazine masochism!

 
From General Discussion / Who Did You Have A Crush On As A Kid?
Posted 2 Oct 09 16:06
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Gary Puckett / fell in his Union Gap
Mickey Dolenz / acted as a moronic Monkee
George Harrison / hated being a Beatle
Pete Cetera / pass (who?)
Billy Dee Williams / pass (who?)

and of course ..... Elvis / hated Colonel Parker but loved his Priscilla Presley

Norman Greenbaum / left us on his Spirit in the Sky!

Brian Jones / swam like a bunch of STONES!

JO

 
From General Discussion / The 'Which Would You Rather' Game
Posted 2 Oct 09 16:00
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Quote: Frankie The J

Would you rather masturbate

or

Lie about it?


to wank or not to wank, Shakespeare of Skoobspeare?

 
From General Discussion / Don't they all look alike?
Posted 2 Oct 09 15:57
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Quote: Morse

Skoob: it's not my friggin fault you wouldn't let me touch it...

geez!....but your avatar, which looks like a trench coat made of foreskins, doesn't do it justice....my mistake!

You do, however, need a Black Italian leather driving cap to complete the dashing SS image.....JO would approve!


Other than those GQ comments, "I know nothink'!

Corporal Schultz/for Col.Klink


I hate Italien leather hats but Mussolini's boots were pretty equestrian!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 2 Oct 09 15:54
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Quote: Aspartame Boy

Sluts lust, undulating tits susurrating.



- bet you didn't know that..


susurrating using spitting usually records residue at ten inches not grams

 
From General Discussion / Who Did You Have A Crush On As A Kid?
Posted 1 Oct 09 19:36
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Quote: Pimpmycapitalist

Very possibly sad, but i think it was Madonna!

Regards

PMC


Still looks good though!

 
From News Discussion / Are the Working Classes Racist?
Posted 1 Oct 09 19:33
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Quote: Skoob1999


Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: victor nicholas

I may not be a megolamaniac but I know what I like.


VC, sometimes I wish I was black too!


Nothing wrong with that JO.

Aspartame Boy's a strange kind of bluey green.

Or something.

Mon dieu, qui qui.

Skoob.


Hey Skoob, nice to hear from you, where have you been?

Berbatov was excellent yesterday, Utd should have won by at least 4!

 
From General Discussion / Don't they all look alike?
Posted 1 Oct 09 19:18
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Quote: Morse

NYC Prisoner Escapes After Officer Mistakes Him for Lawyer
Thursday, October 01, 2009

NEW YORK - Police are looking for a well-dressed robbery suspect who walked out of a Manhattan courthouse after an officer apparently mistook him for a lawyer.

A thief is a thief, is a thief.........

Morse


Never JUDGE a SKOOB by his cover

 
From News Discussion / Are the Working Classes Racist?
Posted 1 Oct 09 19:14
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Quote: victor nicholas

I may not be a megolamaniac but I know what I like.


VC, sometimes I wish I was black too!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 1 Oct 09 19:10
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Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Yelling eventually lures lassies into nice gambits!


gambits are minute bits in terrestial species

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 1 Oct 09 18:01
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Quote: Jesus Budda

Stupid television! Useless, pathetic, idiotic device!


-Old man with pipe


device enters Victors intestines causing empathy

OK, JB, its war!!

exponentially xylophone pieces offer numbness till infidelity arrives leaving Lazarus yelling!

 
From General Discussion / The 'Which Would You Rather' Game
Posted 1 Oct 09 17:26
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Quote: victor nicholas


Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Would you rather go on a blind date with a male Sumo Wrestler or a female Sumo Wrestler?


We'll have to ask Gordon Brown on that.


I like my women with a bit of flesh but that's ridiculous or would you rather bed a bag of bones or a bag of rippling mincemeat?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 1 Oct 09 17:23
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Quote: Monkey Woods


Quote: Jesus Budda

Smells make Edwin lick Lionel's sphincter.


Can I award him stars for that?

NO PLEASE DON'T!!


Estonia sends troops on nightly invasions abroad.


ABROAD BEGINS ROUGHLY OVER AT DIEPPE

(now that's what I call a 5*****er

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Sep 09 18:28
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Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Jesus Budda

Smells make Edwin lick Lionel's sphincter.


Lock this fucking Loony up!!!

sphincter purple hairs in nasty cracks turn eventually red!


red excrement, disgusting


disgusting is Simon gorging upon Serena's tits in noble galoshes

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Sep 09 18:25
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Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Jesus Budda

Smells make Edwin lick Lionel's sphincter.


Lock this fucking Loony up!!!

sphincter purple hairs in nasty cracks turn eventually red!


red excrement, disgusting

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Sep 09 18:24
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Quote: Jesus Budda

Smells make Edwin lick Lionel's sphincter.


Lock this fucking Loony up!!!

sphincter purple hairs in nasty cracks turn eventually red!

 
From News Discussion / Denton Boy Runs When Texas Girl Shows Him Her Golden Triangle
Posted 30 Sep 09 15:36
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Quote: Colonel Juan

Interesting thread from everyone..

plus top spoof


Thankyou, Oh "special one" is your surname Mourinho?

 
From General Discussion / Almost in the 1,000 mile club
Posted 30 Sep 09 15:33
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Quote: Skoob1999

I've got a mountain bike.

But I don't use it much any more.

Kept falling off it drunk.

Especially on Sundays.

Regards

Skoob


Talking of mountain bikes here in Holland, my tyre's flat!

 
From General Discussion / A cause for celebration?
Posted 30 Sep 09 15:30
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Quote: Jimbo Gunn

I have no jobs and a massive income from my nest built up over many years as an armed career criminal.

Gizzus all yer money mister or I'll spoof yer


I once visited Naples, I detect a slight comparison here.

 
From General Discussion / The 'Which Would You Rather' Game
Posted 30 Sep 09 15:28
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Quote: victor nicholas

Would you rather join the Audobon Society or the Autobahn Society.

Somehow I think JO is in one of these organizations.


Certainly, Autobahn society or dead ends?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Sep 09 15:27
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Quote: Mark Lowton

said arise I did


did I, definitely?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Sep 09 15:23
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sweet wine eventually ends time


time in my ear


ear ache rantings


rantings are necessary to invade nothing God said!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Sep 09 15:22
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Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Mark Lowton


Quote: IainB

yoghurts, organically grown, have unusually rancid tasting sourness.

Iain


Brilliant Iain, simply brilliant.

Unlike this, which has taken far too long:

Sourness of umbongo resounds. Nah! Enduringly sickly sweet.


sweet wine eventually ends time


time in my ear


ear ache rantings

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Sep 09 15:21
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Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Mark Lowton


Quote: IainB

yoghurts, organically grown, have unusually rancid tasting sourness.

Iain


Brilliant Iain, simply brilliant.

Unlike this, which has taken far too long:

Sourness of umbongo resounds. Nah! Enduringly sickly sweet.


sweet wine eventually ends time


time in my ear

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Sep 09 15:20
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Quote: Mark Lowton


Quote: IainB

yoghurts, organically grown, have unusually rancid tasting sourness.

Iain


Brilliant Iain, simply brilliant.

Unlike this, which has taken far too long:

Sourness of umbongo resounds. Nah! Enduringly sickly sweet.


sweet wine eventually ends time

 
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