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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 19 Oct 09 07:50
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Quote: Jesus Budda

Girations?

Surely you mean Gyrations?


Gyrations = youthful radial act that is occasionally naughty, sexual.


No I meant GIRATIONS actually,

Urban language, meaning swivelling of the hips etc, JB your'e too old to understand and too fat!!

 
From General Discussion / Jesus Budda - The Memoirs
Posted 18 Oct 09 10:54
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Quote: Pimpmycapitalist

But did you Boil Roger Rabbit?

Thats what i want to know?

Regards


PMC


I boiled my cat after the slaughter, rabbits are harder to catch and don't taste as nice in Korea!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 18 Oct 09 10:14
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Quote: Jesus Budda


Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Nag: antiquated Gelding.


Gelding = excruciatingly lacerating dick. Is never gratifying.


gratifying ridicule at Times is fucking you in naughty girations

 
From General Discussion / Jesus Budda - The Memoirs
Posted 18 Oct 09 10:08
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Thankyou for your publicity, Benetton once said "any publicity is good publicity" I agree so I've just slaughtered my cat in public! Roughly the same as participating on JB's-PMP's-Chamone's memoirs thread!

Anyway, me myself and I!

MB, I'd love to read your memoirs, I'd even be prepared to pay money for them!

As for PMP, I don't believe he's black, he hasn't won a NOBEL!

 
From General Discussion / On leaving TheSpoof
Posted 18 Oct 09 09:59
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Bureau, a class act, anybody who can real off snippets like you is genial!

Sad to hear of your loss, great friends can never be replaced!

I'm sure this site will enter a void after your departure, what with Earl Grey and Smurfette, etc, leaving, times are getting thin here!

Wish you all the best, enjoy your break and I'm sure we'll all welcome you back, it's a drug here!

Jaggedone



 
From General Discussion / PMC- The Diary!
Posted 16 Oct 09 18:59
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Quote: Pimpmycapitalist

6.43 pm Live = Evil .

6.44 pm Little Joeys Mum, and numerous dads "The Disciples"let there kids listen to shit, called Pop music.

6.45 pm I watched from my window as little Micky and Natasha pranced about to some song which included lyrics "You can do it, put your back into it"

6.47 pm Little Joey is ok, the doctors said it was just swine flu - i agreed.


It's everywhere, the curse of Jesus alias Budda is gobbling up the fairways like the dubonic plague and Tiger Woods a huge black pimping capitalist!

Putt him onto the green invite the moles to head his ball into touch and hit him over the head with a shovel, the only cure!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Oct 09 18:54
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Quote: Jalapenoman

Garrisons are regular regiments, including soldiers (officers, not sergeants).


sergeants even ridicule generals exiting after nobody told superiors

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Oct 09 18:20
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Quote: Pimpmycapitalist

bollocks

Rebirth equals birth in really tight holes


"Cohones" obrigado!

holes only leave expectancies spunking!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Oct 09 18:12
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Quote: Jesus Budda

Yesterday, Ethel sexually tickled Earnest's rectum, desecrating a yelper.


yelper expects Louis, pardon Ernies, rebirth

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Oct 09 16:10
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Quote: IainB

Doctor of cardiology thinks of retiring

Iain


retiring entails taking innocent retrospective illicit names gregariously

 
From General Discussion / Jesus Budda - The Memoirs
Posted 16 Oct 09 16:06
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MB, thanks for yout tip, unfortunately to late, gave up reading books years ago!

Only book I ever stick my nose in these days is anything by Krishnamurti!

ENLIGHTNING, VERY!

btw, you could always tuck into my Spoof about the "Great Deranged Monster" it's floating around somewhere, you get a mention actually!

 
From News Discussion / UK sends 500 fresh corpses to Afghanistan
Posted 16 Oct 09 15:58
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Love the in-between the lines meaning here, superbly wrote and a perfect answer to those bastards perpetrating this bullshit conflict, which can never be won!

Without intruding on your piece, I did a similair piece months ago and I feel very much the same!

So do the Russians who lost their balls the last time around!

(Let's not get serious here!)

 
From General Discussion / Jesus Budda - The Memoirs
Posted 15 Oct 09 19:30
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He's still at it, out retarded, retropesctive thrill seeker, maybe we should all write in Mongolian and ignore him or it!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Oct 09 19:28
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Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Stimulation takes intense mind usage, leading at times into overused neuromotors.


neuromotors enjoy upping retard old Minnies over thirty, once rehab starts

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Oct 09 16:44
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Quote: Monkey Woods

Nothing, or the holly in neighbour's garden?


garden at Royal Dumfermline eats noctuals

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Oct 09 16:27
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Quote: Monkey Woods

Trice - rare incomplete collector's edition.



A bit abstract, that.


edition = daily items terribly incoherent over nothing

PS: Monks please stop suggesting anything new here! X Factor!

 
From General Discussion / What's with Vegemite?
Posted 15 Oct 09 15:27
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Back to Morse's point, careful how you use "fanny",

Brits and Americans differ on this a whole lot.


Fanny Craddock (google it VC!) or real pubed fannies?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Oct 09 15:26
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Quote: Monkey Woods

That was an excellent piece of work, Iain. I AGREE, COMPLIMENT / FROM JO


Escape scheme committee at prison entrance.


entrance needing towers rarely are non-conformists exit

 
From News Discussion / Jesus (no relation) Budda, infamous Spoofer breaks ranks and barricades himself in!
Posted 15 Oct 09 15:12
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Jesus Budda always mad, now gone completely bonkers!

 
From General Discussion / Jesus Budda - The Memoirs
Posted 14 Oct 09 18:40
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Boring, boring, boring, JB subjectively evaluates his Spoof colleagues!

We all thought this thread was only about the one and only, you disappoint us JB your honour!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 Oct 09 18:37
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Quote: Jesus Budda

Suspiciously, unidentified shiny pots incredibly crept into orbit, upsetting serious, lonely yokels.




Mine are ALWAYS better, boy.


you wish!

yokels offer Knights, Emperors, Ladies sex

 
From General Discussion / Are There Any Spinoffs That Are As Good As The Original?
Posted 14 Oct 09 16:57
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I was on the telly the other day.


Was it you catching them peanuts Monks?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 Oct 09 15:47
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Quote: Monkey Woods

Scenarios can encourage nudity, and regularly involve orgasmic situations.


SITUATIONS IN TERROR USUALLY ARE TERRORISTS IN ONGOING NEGOTIATIONS SUSPICIOUSLY

 
From General Discussion / The Exclusive Jesus Budda/Monkey Woods Acronym Thread
Posted 13 Oct 09 18:49
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Please note: This thread is exclusively for Monkey Woods and Jesus Budda.

Hope you'll be very happy together, bunch of flowers via Interflora on it's way to the Bang-KOK hotel!

 
From General Discussion / Jesus Budda - The Memoirs
Posted 13 Oct 09 18:46
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Quote: Skoob1999

This thread is actually quite amusing.

Pointless.

Yet amusing all the same.

Well done JB (but not in any kind of gay way)

Regards

Skoob.


Actually, Skoob ol fruitcake, JB's egotripping is pretty exhausting, tedious and in some parts amusing, takes some BALLS to come out like he does, albeit hidden behind his PC!

 
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