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From General Discussion / Looking For Love
Posted 9 Nov 09 17:43
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Oldest swinger in town requires youngest swinger out of town for some distant, ageless dating?

 
From News Discussion / Quentin Tarantino buys rights from Spoof writers for "Bordello Falls Saga"
Posted 8 Nov 09 12:39
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Guys and girls, you're unbelievable and very Bonking Bonkers!

Yes JO is a Nutter, prozac helps, even heavy discussions with ol WAN-KIN-DIK seems to wok (r) like a wet dream!

Most enjoyable writing the shit and Skoob, of course, you are write, I've lost it!

 
From General Discussion / Looking For Love
Posted 8 Nov 09 12:33
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Quote: Philbert of Macadamia


Quote: Jaggedone

Bin Laden searching for cave woman, must wear Burqa and nothing else!


Response:

My name is Jane, I am an older woman. My first husband Tarzan ran off with an ape. What's a Burque?


Burqa as is in Burka as in Burkha as in Burqua is something you cannot look into and appears only with female slits.

As for Burk, well POD, you can answer that one.


Well hung, black, called Dick, MOT'd till Nov 2010 searching for white furry, pussy with exploding lips to keep Dick warm and moist, must possess mouth cavity of at least 20 inches!



 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 8 Nov 09 12:26
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Quote: Monkey Woods

Noah - old and haggered.


haggered ancient grandmas Googling extensively reporting extensive dementure

 
From News Discussion / Quentin Tarantino buys rights from Spoof writers for "Bordello Falls Saga"
Posted 6 Nov 09 20:26
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Skoob, just for you!!

 
From General Discussion / Looking For Love
Posted 6 Nov 09 20:23
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Bin Laden searching for cave woman, must wear Burqa and nothing else!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Nov 09 20:21
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Quote: Jalapenoman

Romance or masturbation: a natural choice, everybody.


finale for today, glass of vino waiting and my warm missus!

everybody villifies, evil, ranting, yankee bastards, ominously defying Ypres!

 
From Magazine Discussion / Bordello Falls 8: The Alamo pales into insignificance as Bordello Falls into it's "Last Stand"
Posted 6 Nov 09 19:41
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Quote: Skoob1999

I just read through the whole saga.

Thoroughly enjoyable and 5 stars to all.

If I can figure out roughly where you guys are going with this I'd love to do a chapter. But that won't be for at least four days as I have work tomorrow.

Regards

Skoob.


Skoob, we would love your participation, it would crown the whole experience.

You could also write in an autobiographical sense, El Skoobio + alias's.

Looking forward to it, also, I wrote a Spoof about Bordello involving Tarantino, worth a laugh or $2 million!

Chelsea Sunday, I'm feeling blue already!

 
From General Discussion / Looking For Love
Posted 6 Nov 09 19:36
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Returning to the question, NO

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Nov 09 19:35
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Quote: Jesus Budda

tANTAMOUNT (AND NEARING) TO A MOSTLY OILY UNDERPANTS NATIONAL TREASURE.

hELLO, sfo, HAVEN'T SEEN YOU LATELY.


Jimbo if youré still around, I'm pissed but will still miss your wit, see you soon!

lately a turd exiting looks yellow

 
From General Discussion / Jesus Budda - The Memoirs
Posted 6 Nov 09 19:30
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Quote: Skoob1999

November 5th

Explosions going off everywhere.

Cats panicking.

Me too.

I'm scared....


I just saw Guy Fawkes shagging a burning effigy of Madonna, kinky or what?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Nov 09 20:30
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Quote: Jimbo Gunn

tribes reimburse innuits by excreting semen


semen exits men enjoying nuke!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Nov 09 20:02
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Quote: Jimbo Gunn

Stalling takes ages, lying lawmaker inferred, niggling government


government of Venezuela erases ranting negatives meaning especially nasty tribes

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Nov 09 19:50
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Quote: Jimbo Gunn

Everlasting, vampires, epigraph reveals, love Afghani sandwiches, tasty Indians, nutritious Germans


Germans easily regard Mercedes as never stalling

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Nov 09 15:52
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Quote: Jimbo Gunn

Shitface hooligan incites tense footballer, away crowd enraged


enraged nobodies rant abhorring Gays elicit doings

 
From Magazine Discussion / Why MUST I put the toilet seat down?
Posted 4 Nov 09 20:20
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Quote: Skoob1999

Hey JO - Got a light?

Regards

Skoob.


careful, just farted!

 
From General Discussion / Jesus Budda - The Memoirs
Posted 4 Nov 09 20:05
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JB, you're a fucking genius!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Nov 09 19:22
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Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Jimbo Gunn

Bugger you you buggering buggery smear.

Damn you got there first.

I'M NOT A MONK


slippery leaves incontinence issues past peeing, even rancid yellow!


or / sack as cock - king

(you can choose!)

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Nov 09 19:21
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Quote: Jimbo Gunn

Bugger you you buggering buggery smear.

Damn you got there first.

I'M NOT A MONK


slippery leaves incontinence issues past peeing, even rancid yellow!



 
From Magazine Discussion / Why MUST I put the toilet seat down?
Posted 4 Nov 09 17:50
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[Why cannot women pee standing up?,All they have do do is bend their knees, slightly open their thighs and bobs your uncle.

I just think they're shy (not you MB)


Of course a woman can pee standing up- it can be done, but it's not the same!

We can't write our name in the snow or do 'swords'. If I wanted to piss on someone if they were on fire, I'd have to stand directly above the flame!


Such flaming erotic thoughts are even to much for me let alone Jimbo!

 
From General Discussion / Jesus Budda - The Memoirs
Posted 4 Nov 09 17:48
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Quote: Skoob1999

Phew!

Football eh?

Bloody hell!

Skoob.

Worn out.


totally knackered, just a case of underestimation and overrating one's second/third choice selection!


 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Nov 09 17:45
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Quote: Jimbo Gunn

religion: extremists like intricately gutting infidels over nachos


nachos are corny, hairy odd sausages

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Nov 09 16:39
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Quote: Jimbo Gunn

Good offer on daughter


daughter Annabelle used God haunting, terrifying, every religion

 
From Magazine Discussion / On Hearing the News I'm Deaf and Can't Hear Shit, Either!
Posted 3 Nov 09 19:20
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5* Morse, you Bounder, reading that reminds me of my visits to the ear-quacks!

I won't sleep tonight thinking of it, thanks and ere, ear!

 
From Magazine Discussion / Why MUST I put the toilet seat down?
Posted 3 Nov 09 19:12
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Quote: Bargis Tryhol

Use stretchy clear wrap (like Saran wrap) over the bowl THEN put the seat down!


I couldn't help farting reading all of this crap (excuse the puns)

Why cannot women pee standing up?,All they have do do is bend their knees, slightly open their thighs and bobs your uncle.

I just think they're shy (not you MB)

 
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