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From General Discussion / Yank Bashing
Posted 6 Oct 09 18:20
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they have "nice accents" MY BUTT!

If anyone thinks our US friends with their, yunno, cool, and whatever is nice, well I'm a Muslim!

Sorry MHO









 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Oct 09 17:53
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Quote: Jesus Budda


Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Teats eventually acquire tits status!


Status = tiresome, apparent towering. Usually silly.


silly is Ludwigs Lullaby yodling!

 
From General Discussion / The Exclusive Jesus Budda/Monkey Woods Acronym Thread
Posted 6 Oct 09 17:51
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Quote: Jesus Budda

economies can occasionally nominate oil magnates,
industrial electricians, shipbuilders.


shipbuilders hate ignorant pratts building underwater imposing lakes, destroying environments, ruining submarines

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Oct 09 19:54
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Quote: Aspartame Boy

Yes, it's true, most people ARE constipated.


Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Aspartame Boy


Quote: P.M. Wortham




expression: Xylophones please retards especially sick, sad idiots on nutrients


Nutrients Unified Through Roasting In Entrails, Nurtured Thick Sauces


wrong one!


Asparteme you'r correct but who gives a shit:

Sauces are usually creamy extravagant solutions



solutions often lead us to invite others needing support!

(Genial! 10 ********** + first place and no plagiarisms please!)

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Oct 09 19:01
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Quote: Aspartame Boy


Quote: P.M. Wortham




expression: Xylophones please retards especially sick, sad idiots on nutrients


Nutrients Unified Through Roasting In Entrails, Nurtured Thick Sauces


wrong one!


Asparteme you'r correct but who gives a shit:

Sauces are usually creamy extravagant solutions

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Oct 09 18:17
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Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Aspartame Boy

Tripe: raucous inconsiderate puerile expression


expression: Xylophones please retards especially sick, sad idiots on nutrients


nutrients usually tire rapidly increasing excrements, numbing tolerant saturates!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Oct 09 18:16
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Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Aspartame Boy

Tripe: raucous inconsiderate puerile expression


expression: Xylophones please retards especially sick, sad idiots on nutrients


nutrients usually tire rapidly increasing excrements, numbing tolerant saturates!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Oct 09 18:09
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Quote: Aspartame Boy

Tripe: raucous inconsiderate puerile expression


expression: Xylophones please retards especially sick, sad idiots on nutrients

 
From General Discussion / The 'Which Would You Rather' Game
Posted 5 Oct 09 18:02
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Quote: birbee

I'd rather a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy...............


I prefer low bottoms or high uppers

 
From General Discussion / The Exclusive Jesus Budda/Monkey Woods Acronym Thread
Posted 5 Oct 09 18:01
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Quote: Jesus Budda

Kill insects. Lice live!


live in Victor's entourage

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Oct 09 17:58
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Quote: Jesus Budda

Slit like Icelandic trout.


trout replies "oh utter tripe"

 
From General Discussion / The Exclusive Jesus Budda/Monkey Woods Acronym Thread
Posted 5 Oct 09 15:26
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Quote: Monkey Woods

Sound of 'umbrage', no doubt.


doubt over ubiquitous bantering tantrums!

 
From General Discussion / The 'Which Would You Rather' Game
Posted 5 Oct 09 15:22
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Quote: Frankie The J

Ditering Twats (per JO)

or

Dueling twits


FJ I'll take that as a compliment otherwise

pistols at twenty paces or cherry pip spitting at 5 paces

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Oct 09 15:17
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Quote: IainB

Gaskets always start knocking engine timings sideways

Iain


sideways implies Dudes eternal wanking at Yolandas slit

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Oct 09 13:00
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Quote: Jesus Budda

I'm off.


leave some space for the rest of us!!

deaths end all terrestial, human survival



 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Oct 09 12:57
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Quote: Jesus Budda

Yelled extremely loudly, Linda's earlobes destructed.


destructed enemies start to run uphill causing terrible elevating deaths

 
From General Discussion / Almost in the 1,000 mile club
Posted 4 Oct 09 12:55
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Quote: Skoob1999

I love boots.

Preferably big clunky ones with steel toe-caps.

I once quit a job and the arsehole manager asked for my boots to be returned.

I was gutted.

They were some fine boots.

Regards

Skoob.


Didn't you "steelcap" the bastard in the goolies?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Oct 09 12:48
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Quote: Jaggedone

Ah yes, suddenly

suddenly using death's dark epicentres Linda yelled


 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Oct 09 12:47
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Ah yes, suddenly

suddenly using death's dark epicentres Linda yelled

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Oct 09 12:45
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Quote: Jesus Budda

The Shoe Temple
Lovers Lane
Fantasy Land
Alt. Universe




Re: Crap talk





Dear [insert name here]

Monkey Woods and Jesus Budda are the original players of the Anagram/Acronym game.

We generally compete against each other - especially considering that for a very long time we were the only ones practically ever playing it.


Furthermore, asking for someone to be banned is childish and sad (even if said jokingly).

I refuse to communicate further with lesser people like you.




Jesus Budda




PS: I refuse to use foul language - as I fucking normally would - due to the fact that the 'thing' that runs this site would just delete it.


JB, good to have you back!

Where were we now?

 
From News Discussion / Bush Suffers Near-Fatal Orgasm
Posted 4 Oct 09 10:59
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Quote: victor nicholas

Are you guys communicating using messages in bottle?


Talking of bottles, whilst very young, I once had an ORGASM in a bootle hiding in a BUSH, turned creamy colour!

 
From General Discussion / Almost in the 1,000 mile club
Posted 4 Oct 09 10:53
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Quote: victor nicholas

Wonderful sport.


I love hiking too, barefoot!

 
From General Discussion / Shaggy dog story
Posted 4 Oct 09 10:51
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Quote: Morse

Jo: just up the block we have five (5) maltese ankle biters...nasty little bastards, and the owners think they are just so cute...one has bit 4 people and he still gets carried around by the owner....

We now have 2 coyotes roaming around the houses and golf course....one can only hope....!

Morse


Where the fuck do you live, area 51, greetings to Asparteme!

 
From General Discussion / Shaggy dog story
Posted 4 Oct 09 10:49
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Quote: Skoob1999

I find a swift kick up the bollocks usually does the job.

Regards

Skoob.


I don't carry my microscope with me on the bike, please solve my problem!

 
From General Discussion / The 'Which Would You Rather' Game
Posted 4 Oct 09 10:48
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Quote: Skoob1999

Forsooth, alas and alack,

Tis a dark night hither in blighty.

To wank or not to wank

That be the question

Whether it be nobler to suffer the tosser's boils of outrageous masturbation.

Or whether to lob a quick one off...

A horse, a horse...

I need to make sexy stuff with a horse.

For I come from Blackburn.

Now is the winter of our discontent

Made glorious by my father's incontinence.

It's the dementia dontcha know.

How come I got into this thread?

Forsooth and hairy bollocks, twas not I.

Regardeth

Skoob.


Excellent Skoobspeare, I'd even pay to watch that Spoofian masterpiece!

Wuthering heights or Dithering Twats?

 
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