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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Nov 09 19:22
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Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Jimbo Gunn

Bugger you you buggering buggery smear.

Damn you got there first.

I'M NOT A MONK


slippery leaves incontinence issues past peeing, even rancid yellow!


or / sack as cock - king

(you can choose!)

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Nov 09 19:21
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Quote: Jimbo Gunn

Bugger you you buggering buggery smear.

Damn you got there first.

I'M NOT A MONK


slippery leaves incontinence issues past peeing, even rancid yellow!



 
From Magazine Discussion / Why MUST I put the toilet seat down?
Posted 4 Nov 09 17:50
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[Why cannot women pee standing up?,All they have do do is bend their knees, slightly open their thighs and bobs your uncle.

I just think they're shy (not you MB)


Of course a woman can pee standing up- it can be done, but it's not the same!

We can't write our name in the snow or do 'swords'. If I wanted to piss on someone if they were on fire, I'd have to stand directly above the flame!


Such flaming erotic thoughts are even to much for me let alone Jimbo!

 
From General Discussion / Jesus Budda - The Memoirs
Posted 4 Nov 09 17:48
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Quote: Skoob1999

Phew!

Football eh?

Bloody hell!

Skoob.

Worn out.


totally knackered, just a case of underestimation and overrating one's second/third choice selection!


 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Nov 09 17:45
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Quote: Jimbo Gunn

religion: extremists like intricately gutting infidels over nachos


nachos are corny, hairy odd sausages

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Nov 09 16:39
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Quote: Jimbo Gunn

Good offer on daughter


daughter Annabelle used God haunting, terrifying, every religion

 
From Magazine Discussion / On Hearing the News I'm Deaf and Can't Hear Shit, Either!
Posted 3 Nov 09 19:20
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5* Morse, you Bounder, reading that reminds me of my visits to the ear-quacks!

I won't sleep tonight thinking of it, thanks and ere, ear!

 
From Magazine Discussion / Why MUST I put the toilet seat down?
Posted 3 Nov 09 19:12
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Quote: Bargis Tryhol

Use stretchy clear wrap (like Saran wrap) over the bowl THEN put the seat down!


I couldn't help farting reading all of this crap (excuse the puns)

Why cannot women pee standing up?,All they have do do is bend their knees, slightly open their thighs and bobs your uncle.

I just think they're shy (not you MB)

 
From General Discussion / Jesus Budda - The Memoirs
Posted 3 Nov 09 19:07
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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

I'm in the mood for a chocolate Hob Nob and a nice cup o tea.


I think I'll join you + a dose Man U

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 3 Nov 09 19:06
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Quote: Jesus Budda

Salivate and lick itchy vagina and taste enjoyment


-[Note of weirdo's to-do list]


jump the gun muvva fucker JB

enjoyment, normal jolly operations, yellow, mouldy eggs, not tortillas

 
From General Discussion / Jesus Budda - The Memoirs
Posted 3 Nov 09 19:01
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Quote: Jesus Budda

I'm in the mood for a fight.
How about you?


No prob, choose weapons

 
From General Discussion / The Melbourne Cup.
Posted 3 Nov 09 18:49
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Quote: Jimbo Gunn

I have a confession. My good friend who happens to be an excellent stand-up uses that in his routine.

Of course it's my creation - I write some of his stuff.

But one wouldn't want to spoof it for fear of him appearing at the Dirty Duck in Halifax and doing the gag and being booed off stage being accused of spoofing the spoof...



I had a friend, had problems standing up, he preferred the horizontal after binging.

 
From General Discussion / Jesus Budda - The Memoirs
Posted 3 Nov 09 18:46
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Quote: Jesus Budda

November 3

Today - wiped my backside.

Have you time for such banalities?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 3 Nov 09 18:43
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Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Jesus Budda

Africa fulfills retarded illusions. Canada also.


also Lithuania stinks oddly


oddly done Dingos leave yelping


yelping energetically, loose pitbulls incarcerate nuns grunting

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 3 Nov 09 18:41
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Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Jesus Budda

Africa fulfills retarded illusions. Canada also.


also Lithuania stinks oddly


oddly done Dingos leave yelping

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 3 Nov 09 18:41
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Quote: Jesus Budda

Africa fulfills retarded illusions. Canada also.


also Lithuania stinks oddly

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 2 Nov 09 20:40
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Quote: Jimbo Gunn

elope, little one:- pleasure ensues!


ensues noble sensual undefying erotic sensuality

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 2 Nov 09 19:27
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Quote: Jesus Budda

Shit! He's in trouble!


trouble recurs only until brainless loonies elope

 
From General Discussion / Jesus Budda - The Memoirs
Posted 2 Nov 09 17:50
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I put mine in the glass at night

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 2 Nov 09 17:48
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Quote: Jimbo Gunn

excesses: x certainly emerges superabundantly so extending spoofwriters


Jimbo = X rated xcellence

spoofwriters please oddballs, outlandish freaks, wankers, rehabers including testacle exposing randy sex-maniacs

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 2 Nov 09 16:11
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Quote: Jimbo Gunn

Earring aural regalia resulted infection - nasty gangrene!


gangrene and nasty guts reveal eventual nourishment excesses!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 1 Nov 09 11:50
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Quote: Jimbo Gunn

Tumbling unintentionally, Mabel broke leg in Nottingham gutter


gutter usually takes tramps ending REHAB

 
From General Discussion / Jesus Budda - The Memoirs
Posted 1 Nov 09 11:11
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Quote: Madame Bitters

I sure hope the Tooth Fairy doesn't go by JB's to pick up all of his rotted teeth tonight.....she will leave you money for them, you know.


I wouldn't knock on his door at any price

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 1 Nov 09 11:08
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Quote: Jesus Budda

Saucers are unidentified conical extraterrestrial rotating spacecrafts.


Excellent JB!

solutions often let us try impossible, outrageous, nonsensical stunts

 
From General Discussion / is this the end of Earl Grey?
Posted 1 Nov 09 11:06
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Quote: Skoob1999

Gay donkeys eh JO?

What is the world coming to?

I dunno.

Red regards

Skoopleton Skoobleton Nobody III

Skoob's Uncle.


Back to winning ways again, and the Scousers bum it!

I always had a soft spot for Fulham!

mind you that other posh mob from the West are pretty hot, can't wait till next week!


 
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