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From General Discussion / Jesus Budda - The Memoirs
Posted 4 Nov 09 17:48
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Quote: Skoob1999

Phew!

Football eh?

Bloody hell!

Skoob.

Worn out.


totally knackered, just a case of underestimation and overrating one's second/third choice selection!


 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Nov 09 17:45
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Quote: Jimbo Gunn

religion: extremists like intricately gutting infidels over nachos


nachos are corny, hairy odd sausages

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Nov 09 16:39
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Quote: Jimbo Gunn

Good offer on daughter


daughter Annabelle used God haunting, terrifying, every religion

 
From Magazine Discussion / On Hearing the News I'm Deaf and Can't Hear Shit, Either!
Posted 3 Nov 09 19:20
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5* Morse, you Bounder, reading that reminds me of my visits to the ear-quacks!

I won't sleep tonight thinking of it, thanks and ere, ear!

 
From Magazine Discussion / Why MUST I put the toilet seat down?
Posted 3 Nov 09 19:12
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Quote: Bargis Tryhol

Use stretchy clear wrap (like Saran wrap) over the bowl THEN put the seat down!


I couldn't help farting reading all of this crap (excuse the puns)

Why cannot women pee standing up?,All they have do do is bend their knees, slightly open their thighs and bobs your uncle.

I just think they're shy (not you MB)

 
From General Discussion / Jesus Budda - The Memoirs
Posted 3 Nov 09 19:07
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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

I'm in the mood for a chocolate Hob Nob and a nice cup o tea.


I think I'll join you + a dose Man U

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 3 Nov 09 19:06
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Quote: Jesus Budda

Salivate and lick itchy vagina and taste enjoyment


-[Note of weirdo's to-do list]


jump the gun muvva fucker JB

enjoyment, normal jolly operations, yellow, mouldy eggs, not tortillas

 
From General Discussion / Jesus Budda - The Memoirs
Posted 3 Nov 09 19:01
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Quote: Jesus Budda

I'm in the mood for a fight.
How about you?


No prob, choose weapons

 
From General Discussion / The Melbourne Cup.
Posted 3 Nov 09 18:49
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Quote: Jimbo Gunn

I have a confession. My good friend who happens to be an excellent stand-up uses that in his routine.

Of course it's my creation - I write some of his stuff.

But one wouldn't want to spoof it for fear of him appearing at the Dirty Duck in Halifax and doing the gag and being booed off stage being accused of spoofing the spoof...



I had a friend, had problems standing up, he preferred the horizontal after binging.

 
From General Discussion / Jesus Budda - The Memoirs
Posted 3 Nov 09 18:46
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Quote: Jesus Budda

November 3

Today - wiped my backside.

Have you time for such banalities?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 3 Nov 09 18:43
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Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Jesus Budda

Africa fulfills retarded illusions. Canada also.


also Lithuania stinks oddly


oddly done Dingos leave yelping


yelping energetically, loose pitbulls incarcerate nuns grunting

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 3 Nov 09 18:41
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Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Jesus Budda

Africa fulfills retarded illusions. Canada also.


also Lithuania stinks oddly


oddly done Dingos leave yelping

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 3 Nov 09 18:41
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Quote: Jesus Budda

Africa fulfills retarded illusions. Canada also.


also Lithuania stinks oddly

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 2 Nov 09 20:40
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Quote: Jimbo Gunn

elope, little one:- pleasure ensues!


ensues noble sensual undefying erotic sensuality

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 2 Nov 09 19:27
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Quote: Jesus Budda

Shit! He's in trouble!


trouble recurs only until brainless loonies elope

 
From General Discussion / Jesus Budda - The Memoirs
Posted 2 Nov 09 17:50
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I put mine in the glass at night

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 2 Nov 09 17:48
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Quote: Jimbo Gunn

excesses: x certainly emerges superabundantly so extending spoofwriters


Jimbo = X rated xcellence

spoofwriters please oddballs, outlandish freaks, wankers, rehabers including testacle exposing randy sex-maniacs

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 2 Nov 09 16:11
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Quote: Jimbo Gunn

Earring aural regalia resulted infection - nasty gangrene!


gangrene and nasty guts reveal eventual nourishment excesses!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 1 Nov 09 11:50
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Quote: Jimbo Gunn

Tumbling unintentionally, Mabel broke leg in Nottingham gutter


gutter usually takes tramps ending REHAB

 
From General Discussion / Jesus Budda - The Memoirs
Posted 1 Nov 09 11:11
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Quote: Madame Bitters

I sure hope the Tooth Fairy doesn't go by JB's to pick up all of his rotted teeth tonight.....she will leave you money for them, you know.


I wouldn't knock on his door at any price

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 1 Nov 09 11:08
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Quote: Jesus Budda

Saucers are unidentified conical extraterrestrial rotating spacecrafts.


Excellent JB!

solutions often let us try impossible, outrageous, nonsensical stunts

 
From General Discussion / is this the end of Earl Grey?
Posted 1 Nov 09 11:06
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Quote: Skoob1999

Gay donkeys eh JO?

What is the world coming to?

I dunno.

Red regards

Skoopleton Skoobleton Nobody III

Skoob's Uncle.


Back to winning ways again, and the Scousers bum it!

I always had a soft spot for Fulham!

mind you that other posh mob from the West are pretty hot, can't wait till next week!


 
From Magazine Discussion / Bordello Falls: Straightening Out The Mess: Ride Sally, Ride:Chapter 10
Posted 30 Oct 09 19:57
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Quote: Morse


Quote: Bargis Tryhol

bravo! 5 Stars



and for that, old saddle side kick...I think you'll live through the saga!!!!
(I see a monumental collaboration coming up against the forces of evil)

Hope we have #11 from someone!

Morse


As already mentioned, no doubt excellent, Morse although they cocked up on my stars they certainly won't on yours, great chapter!

Nr 11 please

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Oct 09 19:37
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Quote: Jesus Budda


Quote: Jalapenoman

oops, I guess Jimbo beat me to it.

Thrill has really intense, lasting laughs


Laughs usually are giant, happy squawks.


squawks queuing up at Woolworths, kindly subside

 
From General Discussion / Jesus Budda - The Memoirs
Posted 30 Oct 09 19:35
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Quote: Jalapenoman


Quote: Jaggedone

Can someone please inform me what "pubes" are, I've just entered a convent!


As you are currently on the internet, I'm sure that you can find plenty of pictures. If not, Madame Bitters can send you a photo or two.


JP after entering the Convent I have promised to practice celebacy and never get married again, but popping it with young shaven Nuns, no prob!

This religious thing does have its advantages!

 
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