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From News Discussion / Ideas for Cooking Your Thanksgiving Dinner
Posted 16 Nov 09 19:09
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Ignorant Turk-EE asks

What's Thanksgiving

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Nov 09 19:08
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Quote: Jesus Budda

Like it, Kevin? Earnestly?


JB, Gazump your own crap and leave the intellectuals to it

Fuck your earnest, you can fuck him

attacks try to appear comfortable Kings said

 
From News Discussion / Masturbater's Anonymous Meetings Helps Struggling Writer
Posted 16 Nov 09 19:03
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Quote: Skoob1999

5***** Bargis.

I haven't been up all that long.

We had a doozy of a storm last night that took the garden fence out.

Our garden's twice the size it was this time yesterday.

It's kind of, open plan now.

I could get to like it.

Problem is I'll have to fix the fence.

Unless I can get me mate gay Dave over to do it.

Yours truly

The wanker

Skoob.

Oh shit, we got another doozy of a storm headed our way...


Skoob, you could always apply for the position of Alfred The Great

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Nov 09 19:01
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Quote: Jimbo Gunn

On time: J-man wins

On quality: E-mann wins

On ease of follow-up: J-man wins.

J-man gets TKO 2-1


Choose which ever one you want!

Asian sluts indefinitely are Nuns

al-qaeda leaves Quatar after enjoying deadly attacks

 
From General Discussion / Jesus Budda - The Memoirs
Posted 16 Nov 09 18:08
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Quote: Jalapenoman


Quote: Jesus Budda


1995 - Texaco agreed to pay $176 million to settle a race-discrimination lawsuit. Thats what happens when you hire a Jalapenoman as manager.




Everyone knows that when you open a service station, you hire a couple of Meskins to pump the gas and wash the winders and a couple of spear chuckin' jungle bunnies to be the grease monkeys and a blonde girl with big titties to set behind the register and sip Cokes and do her nails.

That's just the way to run a bidness! I don't know why them greasers got all hot and bothered about it...after all, I never made them clean the bathrooms.


You should have given Clint Eastwood the job

 
From General Discussion / Storms In Britain
Posted 16 Nov 09 17:59
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Interesting diversion from storms to Britsh Rail hygiene, amazing!

Just shows the multi/comples intellect of our participants here.

If Holland had such a storm the Germans would have sea ports along the North Sea-Rhine coast!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Nov 09 17:53
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Quote: Jimbo Gunn

Yomani???


Lake-town in Indonesia

Yomani offers many attractions, nice Indonesia!!!



 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Nov 09 16:20
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Quote: Mr E. Mann

Sneezes nasal excrement erratically, zone evacuates speedily


speedily pirates easily erased dingies in lake yomani

 
From News Discussion / Spoof writers are hit by crippling virus, no, not the Mexican Swine flu, but an overdose of Gayphobia!
Posted 16 Nov 09 16:15
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Quote: Colonel Juan

This is all true in a non-gay 5* way Dr JO.

And quite right to urgently draw it to everyone's attention.

These things, if left, can spin out of control.

I accept my share of the blame..

But I caught it from Skoob...


CJ, you're not to blame, this global virus has been around for centuries, even Ghengis Khan and Nero suffered!

Thanks for the fiver I'll pass it on to Tiny Tim!

 
From News Discussion / Spoof writers are hit by crippling virus, no, not the Mexican Swine flu, but an overdose of Gayphobia!
Posted 16 Nov 09 13:50
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Incognito reporter tells it all and had a "straight" ol time doing it!

 
From News Discussion / Masturbater's Anonymous Meetings Helps Struggling Writer
Posted 15 Nov 09 12:51
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Quote: Colonel Juan

5*

Our thoughts should be with Melissa..


Maybe she was "HAND-CUFFED" at the time

 
From News Discussion / Masturbater's Anonymous Meetings Helps Struggling Writer
Posted 15 Nov 09 12:14
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Brilliant Morse 5 superstars and Skoob, how's the wrists!

Had me pissing in the (a)isles!!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Nov 09 11:25
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Quote: Jimbo Gunn


Quote: Jalapenoman

Here everyone reads Ellison.

(Harlan or Ralph, you take your pick)


Ellison loved literary invisibility, specifically observed nowhere.

(Ralph)
.

nowhere out west hides evangelical randy evangelists

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 13 Nov 09 19:43
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Quote: Jesus Budda

'Scrotum (crotch) rot' occurs temporarily, usually Mondays.


Mondays offer nihilistic deeds and yields subversiveness

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 13 Nov 09 18:27
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Quote: Jesus Budda

Yielding is every Liverpudlian drivers intent - notwithstanding groping.


groping rather offers pinching Nuns groins

 
From General Discussion / Jesus Budda - The Memoirs
Posted 13 Nov 09 17:11
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Quote: Skoob1999

Fergus

Such a sacrifice.

You really are the Son Of Dog

Your dyslexic Untied supporting baddy.

I believe!

Best leg it. I have a feeling JB's on his way back...

Regards

Skoob.


Actually, JB is world champion at Lesbian mud-wrestling, he's had the opearation!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 13 Nov 09 16:08
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Quote: Jimbo Gunn

Desires earthworms shoved in right earlobe, sexy


sexy exclusive x-rays yielding

 
From News Discussion / German government approves plans for new "Berlin Super Wall" stretching from the Baltic to the Mediterranean!
Posted 12 Nov 09 20:28
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Quote: Skoob1999

JO

What makes you think he's a German?

Ich weisses nicht.

Das iss scheisse.

Or something.

I know you'd never nick somebody else's material JO. That's why I made the point.

Kindest

Skoob.


Skoob Dankerschön mein Freund, no I know he's not a Kraut but I just wanted to emphasize the point that I live next door to Germany and my inspiration came fromm the fact that it's multi-media news at the momemt and that he should know better than to think I would steal anybody's ideas, it's not my style, BTW loved your NR13!!

 
From News Discussion / German government approves plans for new "Berlin Super Wall" stretching from the Baltic to the Mediterranean!
Posted 12 Nov 09 19:44
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Quote: justlaw

You knicked my spoof!

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i63015

Is there copyright protection for spoof stories?


I hope you aren't serious, I don't nick anbody's writing but there are some who have borrowed mine in the past, but I don't complain!

The original Susan Boyle spoofer must be filing lawsuits left, right and centre! Chill my man or woman!

BTW, as Skoob mentioned, Ich wohne hier an der Deutschen Grenze und die Berliner Mauer ist heiss im Augenblick!

Ist doch logisch oder?

JO

 
From Magazine Discussion / The Streets Of Bordello Falls - Chapter (Unlucky For Many) 13
Posted 12 Nov 09 19:38
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Qui, Qui, mon ami, tres bien, in fact I can't wait for the following episode, get on it!!!

Skoob, you've left us hanging (no toilet paper available, fucking Daily Mirror is not what it use to be!) and that's the sign of quality!

Steam on my man

JO

PS (stars awarded above)

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 12 Nov 09 19:20
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Quote: Jesus Budda

Situations involve the use and treatment in occasionally naughty schools.


schools certainly hope overdoses of laziness slacken

 
From Magazine Discussion / The Streets Of Bordello Falls - Chapter (Unlucky For Many) 13
Posted 11 Nov 09 19:44
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I can't wait to read this epic 13, but unfortunately have no time tonight to devour.

Skoob, I know it will be superb, so here's 10* already, so I'll have a fucking good laugh tomorrow, see you guys (reason, want to watch a German film called Die Welle, Teh Wave) See you guys tomorrow and JB (he's not a guy in fact he's not fuck all!)

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 11 Nov 09 19:39
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Quote: Jesus Budda

Stints? That implies normal times, squared?


squared questioning under authoritarian rioters ends disasterous

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 11 Nov 09 18:57
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Quote: Jesus Budda

Entirety? No. This insect rarely entirely turns yellow.



-Worlds most pointless speech about caterpillars.



(PS; Congratulations on the stupid tag line name, Jaggedone, you cocksucker)


JB, you can only dream about such genius!

BTW I gave up sucking cockles years ago, I'm a vegetarian!

caterpillars are terrible, eating raw peas in lovely lines at regular stints

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 11 Nov 09 18:50
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Quote: Jimbo Gunn

Go obambulate


Obam-u-late believes a major US law alters the entirety (wow)

 
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