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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 2 Nov 09 19:27
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Quote: Jesus Budda

Shit! He's in trouble!


trouble recurs only until brainless loonies elope

 
From General Discussion / Jesus Budda - The Memoirs
Posted 2 Nov 09 17:50
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I put mine in the glass at night

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 2 Nov 09 17:48
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Quote: Jimbo Gunn

excesses: x certainly emerges superabundantly so extending spoofwriters


Jimbo = X rated xcellence

spoofwriters please oddballs, outlandish freaks, wankers, rehabers including testacle exposing randy sex-maniacs

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 2 Nov 09 16:11
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Quote: Jimbo Gunn

Earring aural regalia resulted infection - nasty gangrene!


gangrene and nasty guts reveal eventual nourishment excesses!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 1 Nov 09 11:50
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Quote: Jimbo Gunn

Tumbling unintentionally, Mabel broke leg in Nottingham gutter


gutter usually takes tramps ending REHAB

 
From General Discussion / Jesus Budda - The Memoirs
Posted 1 Nov 09 11:11
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Quote: Madame Bitters

I sure hope the Tooth Fairy doesn't go by JB's to pick up all of his rotted teeth tonight.....she will leave you money for them, you know.


I wouldn't knock on his door at any price

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 1 Nov 09 11:08
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Quote: Jesus Budda

Saucers are unidentified conical extraterrestrial rotating spacecrafts.


Excellent JB!

solutions often let us try impossible, outrageous, nonsensical stunts

 
From General Discussion / is this the end of Earl Grey?
Posted 1 Nov 09 11:06
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Quote: Skoob1999

Gay donkeys eh JO?

What is the world coming to?

I dunno.

Red regards

Skoopleton Skoobleton Nobody III

Skoob's Uncle.


Back to winning ways again, and the Scousers bum it!

I always had a soft spot for Fulham!

mind you that other posh mob from the West are pretty hot, can't wait till next week!


 
From Magazine Discussion / Bordello Falls: Straightening Out The Mess: Ride Sally, Ride:Chapter 10
Posted 30 Oct 09 19:57
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Quote: Morse


Quote: Bargis Tryhol

bravo! 5 Stars



and for that, old saddle side kick...I think you'll live through the saga!!!!
(I see a monumental collaboration coming up against the forces of evil)

Hope we have #11 from someone!

Morse


As already mentioned, no doubt excellent, Morse although they cocked up on my stars they certainly won't on yours, great chapter!

Nr 11 please

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Oct 09 19:37
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Quote: Jesus Budda


Quote: Jalapenoman

oops, I guess Jimbo beat me to it.

Thrill has really intense, lasting laughs


Laughs usually are giant, happy squawks.


squawks queuing up at Woolworths, kindly subside

 
From General Discussion / Jesus Budda - The Memoirs
Posted 30 Oct 09 19:35
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Quote: Jalapenoman


Quote: Jaggedone

Can someone please inform me what "pubes" are, I've just entered a convent!


As you are currently on the internet, I'm sure that you can find plenty of pictures. If not, Madame Bitters can send you a photo or two.


JP after entering the Convent I have promised to practice celebacy and never get married again, but popping it with young shaven Nuns, no prob!

This religious thing does have its advantages!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Oct 09 18:36
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Quote: Jesus Budda

I want to single out special praise for Philbert, Iain B and Jimbo.
I really want to but I'm not allowed.


Knockers, naked, occasionally clang. Keratosis erections require stretching.


stretching the rhetoric eventually tires, causing hypocondria in nightly grief

 
From General Discussion / is this the end of Earl Grey?
Posted 30 Oct 09 18:32
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Quote: Skoob1999

Don't cry JO

I'm sure he'll be back when he's ready.

Then hopefully we'll be able to enjoy your teatime tete a tetes again.

I used to look forward to those.

Regards

Skoob.

PS You weren't at Barnsley the other night clearing out the cash registers and lobbing pies at the stewards were you?

Tsk Tsk.

Skoob.



The last time I visited Barnsley I remember it being slightly more inflammatory!

Thanks for your sympathies Skoob, they're welcome, how's the hangover?

And I only cry for Argentina when they kick our COHONES, I remember that line from a heroic western tail, pinned on a Gay donkey!

 
From General Discussion / Jesus Budda - The Memoirs
Posted 30 Oct 09 16:38
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Quote: Jalapenoman


Quote: Skoob1999

I once had my pubic hair shaved off by a male nurse prior to an operation.

Skoob.


Happened to me twice. Once by a male nurse when I was thirteen and had my appendix removed. he stood there and make wisecracks about the size of 13 year old boys to the nurse in the room and got me really embarrassed. If it had happened to me as an adult, I would have gotten the idiot fired or reprimanded for unprofessional conduct.

The second time was by a female nurse when I was in my late 30's and had a vasectomy. I couldn't react to that one, or even make any comments, as my wife was in the room.


Can someone please inform me what "pubes" are, I've just entered a convent!

 
From General Discussion / Jesus Budda - The Memoirs
Posted 29 Oct 09 20:03
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Quote: Jalapenoman

As JB has returned from his accident, I will return the writing of his memoirs back over to him.

By the way, did you enjoy your sponge bath from Nurse Ratched?


JP, your a star, hows the Taccos?

Yes JB's accident caused quite an uproar in downtown Letchley, they've never seen an upturned Elephant block the level crossing before!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 Oct 09 20:00
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Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Soccer officials constantly choose excellent runners!


Sex or runners, OK both

sex equals x-otic

runners usually never nobble Eritraens running slowly

 
From General Discussion / Jesus Budda - The Memoirs
Posted 29 Oct 09 19:01
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And Skoob thinks I'm fucking bonkers, welcome to the club, drinks on me!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 Oct 09 18:59
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Quote: Jalapenoman

Evolution: very odd librarians used to impress old Neanderthals.


Neanderthals either are Norwegian, Deutsch, English retards trying honestly at losing soccer!

 
From Magazine Discussion / Bordello Falls 8: The Alamo pales into insignificance as Bordello Falls into it's "Last Stand"
Posted 29 Oct 09 18:08
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Quote: Bargis Tryhol

Nice job JO!

Chapter 9 is up and running:

Chapter 9


Cheers BT (could you offer me a cheaper internet service?)

I'll be hopping over a.s.a.p. to devour your works, I know they will be good so here's a FIVER straight away!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 Oct 09 18:03
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Quote: Jimbo Gunn

Sermonizer ecclesiastic rickety man offers infant zealot early rite


right in time, evolution

 
From General Discussion / Jesus Budda - The Memoirs
Posted 29 Oct 09 18:00
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Quote: Jalapenoman

As Jesus Budda is unable to type at this time due to a serious masturbation accident involving a weed wacker, he has asked me to submit today's installment of his diary. He dictated this from the hospital.

June 6th. D-Day. Omaha Beach. The Invasion of France. I wasn't there. Instead, I was sniffing all of the bicycle seat's outside of St. Mary's School for Wayward Girls. As those bicycles all belonged to male teachers, however, I got no thrill out of it.

April 12, 1877 in Hobart, Tasmania, Australia I think that this was the first time I ever realized that making fart noises could be amusing. I make them with my mouth, my hand under my armpit, and with my butt (though the last ones tend to stink a little bit more than the others).

Kitty Hawk, North Carolina. The Wright Brothers were not really the first ones to fly here. I beat them to it by over 200 years. Details of that mission have been classified since next week, so I can't talk about it.

The Garden of Eden. I blew it. I made a mistake. I hooked them up together. Adam and I were setting there and this chick named Eve walked by and I said to him "I bet you can't hit that." He did and the rest is history. She could have been mine!


At last some sense on this thread!

 
From Magazine Discussion / Bordello Falls 8: The Alamo pales into insignificance as Bordello Falls into it's "Last Stand"
Posted 29 Oct 09 11:24
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Quote: Colonel Juan

Now that's very clever JO ..

5* stars from Juan..

It's like one of those flash-forward - flash back books..

"Last Night I dreamt I went back to Manderlay"...

JO becomes the Spoof's answer to Daphne du Maurier..

Really enjoyed it mate...

Hope you loved writing it.. I suspect you did on reading...

Now we know where the story ends up...

Just needs people to fill in the gaps in-between

Regards Juan


CJ muchas gracias, si, I enjoyed writing it!

 
From Magazine Discussion / Bordello Falls 8: The Alamo pales into insignificance as Bordello Falls into it's "Last Stand"
Posted 27 Oct 09 21:11
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Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

JO:

Is this the transfer you desired?

Philbert


Thanks PH,

it's also up on the writers forum, thanks once more!

Hope you enjoy it, I did writing it!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 27 Oct 09 19:58
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Quote: Jesus Budda

Yeah, well done Jaggedone for that one and the last one.

And Philbert. And Monkey. And Jalapenoman.



Yummies! Uncle makes mummy itch. Evangelical scallywag!


JB, a compliment from the one and only, it will be framed and put amongst the rest of my treasures, thank you (seriously BTW)

scallywag can attempt leacherous licking yeast, wet and growing!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 27 Oct 09 17:12
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Quote: IainB

JO: That was inspired....

Stability takes a baby into lopsided incidents, tripping youths

Iain


thanks IB, your pretty hot at this stuff too

Lecherously Evelyn cursed Henry, Edward racously overpowered Ursula soliciting latex yummies!

 
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