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From News Discussion / Masturbater's Anonymous Meetings Helps Struggling Writer
Posted 15 Nov 09 12:51
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Quote: Colonel Juan

5*

Our thoughts should be with Melissa..


Maybe she was "HAND-CUFFED" at the time

 
From News Discussion / Masturbater's Anonymous Meetings Helps Struggling Writer
Posted 15 Nov 09 12:14
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Brilliant Morse 5 superstars and Skoob, how's the wrists!

Had me pissing in the (a)isles!!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Nov 09 11:25
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Quote: Jimbo Gunn


Quote: Jalapenoman

Here everyone reads Ellison.

(Harlan or Ralph, you take your pick)


Ellison loved literary invisibility, specifically observed nowhere.

(Ralph)
.

nowhere out west hides evangelical randy evangelists

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 13 Nov 09 19:43
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Quote: Jesus Budda

'Scrotum (crotch) rot' occurs temporarily, usually Mondays.


Mondays offer nihilistic deeds and yields subversiveness

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 13 Nov 09 18:27
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Quote: Jesus Budda

Yielding is every Liverpudlian drivers intent - notwithstanding groping.


groping rather offers pinching Nuns groins

 
From General Discussion / Jesus Budda - The Memoirs
Posted 13 Nov 09 17:11
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Quote: Skoob1999

Fergus

Such a sacrifice.

You really are the Son Of Dog

Your dyslexic Untied supporting baddy.

I believe!

Best leg it. I have a feeling JB's on his way back...

Regards

Skoob.


Actually, JB is world champion at Lesbian mud-wrestling, he's had the opearation!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 13 Nov 09 16:08
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Quote: Jimbo Gunn

Desires earthworms shoved in right earlobe, sexy


sexy exclusive x-rays yielding

 
From News Discussion / German government approves plans for new "Berlin Super Wall" stretching from the Baltic to the Mediterranean!
Posted 12 Nov 09 20:28
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Quote: Skoob1999

JO

What makes you think he's a German?

Ich weisses nicht.

Das iss scheisse.

Or something.

I know you'd never nick somebody else's material JO. That's why I made the point.

Kindest

Skoob.


Skoob Dankerschön mein Freund, no I know he's not a Kraut but I just wanted to emphasize the point that I live next door to Germany and my inspiration came fromm the fact that it's multi-media news at the momemt and that he should know better than to think I would steal anybody's ideas, it's not my style, BTW loved your NR13!!

 
From News Discussion / German government approves plans for new "Berlin Super Wall" stretching from the Baltic to the Mediterranean!
Posted 12 Nov 09 19:44
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Quote: justlaw

You knicked my spoof!

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i63015

Is there copyright protection for spoof stories?


I hope you aren't serious, I don't nick anbody's writing but there are some who have borrowed mine in the past, but I don't complain!

The original Susan Boyle spoofer must be filing lawsuits left, right and centre! Chill my man or woman!

BTW, as Skoob mentioned, Ich wohne hier an der Deutschen Grenze und die Berliner Mauer ist heiss im Augenblick!

Ist doch logisch oder?

JO

 
From Magazine Discussion / The Streets Of Bordello Falls - Chapter (Unlucky For Many) 13
Posted 12 Nov 09 19:38
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Qui, Qui, mon ami, tres bien, in fact I can't wait for the following episode, get on it!!!

Skoob, you've left us hanging (no toilet paper available, fucking Daily Mirror is not what it use to be!) and that's the sign of quality!

Steam on my man

JO

PS (stars awarded above)

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 12 Nov 09 19:20
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Quote: Jesus Budda

Situations involve the use and treatment in occasionally naughty schools.


schools certainly hope overdoses of laziness slacken

 
From Magazine Discussion / The Streets Of Bordello Falls - Chapter (Unlucky For Many) 13
Posted 11 Nov 09 19:44
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I can't wait to read this epic 13, but unfortunately have no time tonight to devour.

Skoob, I know it will be superb, so here's 10* already, so I'll have a fucking good laugh tomorrow, see you guys (reason, want to watch a German film called Die Welle, Teh Wave) See you guys tomorrow and JB (he's not a guy in fact he's not fuck all!)

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 11 Nov 09 19:39
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Quote: Jesus Budda

Stints? That implies normal times, squared?


squared questioning under authoritarian rioters ends disasterous

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 11 Nov 09 18:57
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Quote: Jesus Budda

Entirety? No. This insect rarely entirely turns yellow.



-Worlds most pointless speech about caterpillars.



(PS; Congratulations on the stupid tag line name, Jaggedone, you cocksucker)


JB, you can only dream about such genius!

BTW I gave up sucking cockles years ago, I'm a vegetarian!

caterpillars are terrible, eating raw peas in lovely lines at regular stints

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 11 Nov 09 18:50
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Quote: Jimbo Gunn

Go obambulate


Obam-u-late believes a major US law alters the entirety (wow)

 
From General Discussion / One Star At It Right Now
Posted 10 Nov 09 20:23
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Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

I feel unloved, the one star bandit passed me by!

Perhaps he/she loves you guys more.


Don't give the bastard a chance, BTW could it be our dastardly deviant JB, no never, JO how could you.....

 
From Magazine Discussion / Bordello Falls 8: The Alamo pales into insignificance as Bordello Falls into it's "Last Stand"
Posted 10 Nov 09 20:21
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Just tracked it down, just as expected, laugh a second, excellent 5*s and thanks for the exposure, I'm just covering it up now, nippy under the fucking bridge these days!

BTW thanks Morse for your always welcome comments, who knows maybe we should really send it to that Reservoir Dog?

 
From Magazine Discussion / Bordello Falls 8: The Alamo pales into insignificance as Bordello Falls into it's "Last Stand"
Posted 10 Nov 09 20:13
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Quote: Skoob1999

I just added a 'news' section PR story involving JO and Cheryl Cole at the X-Factor studio.

I'll do a slot but I have four days of work so to do it justice I won't start until Tuesday.

In the meantime...

If anyone would care to contribute?

Come on gang!

Skoob.


I missed it but am just about to track it down, can't wait!

Who the fuck is Cheryl Cole BTW (seriosly, never heard of her)?

 
From Magazine Discussion / Somewhat Popular Spoofer Jumps on the Christmas Carol Re-write Bandwagon
Posted 10 Nov 09 20:11
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MB, love your sickly taste, actually we should write a duet????

 
From General Discussion / One Star At It Right Now
Posted 10 Nov 09 20:08
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Quote: Bureau

The One Star bandit i hitting the snippets as i write this. It is 10:00 CST.

-Bureau


I'll give you 5 anytime Bureau or just do it yourself!

 
From General Discussion / Looking For Love
Posted 10 Nov 09 19:34
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Male Sad Mother Fucker searching for Female Sad Mother Fucker to brighten up his day and lighten up his underpants

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 Nov 09 19:32
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Quote: Jesus Budda

Scholars can have origami lessons and ride scooters.


scooters can offer outdoor titilations especially rear seaters!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 Nov 09 18:56
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Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Dungarees used nightly guarantee a relatively eventless effluent splatter!


splatter pee's left at the toilets exit rear

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 Nov 09 18:28
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Quote: Jesus Budda

Sugar use gets albino's round.


round or up Noddy died

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 Nov 09 19:30
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Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Penis envy never increases salesmanship!


salesmanship at least enjoys selling Muslim artifacts never satisfying his imperial Pope

 
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