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From News Discussion / UK sends 500 fresh corpses to Afghanistan
Posted 16 Oct 09 15:58
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Love the in-between the lines meaning here, superbly wrote and a perfect answer to those bastards perpetrating this bullshit conflict, which can never be won!

Without intruding on your piece, I did a similair piece months ago and I feel very much the same!

So do the Russians who lost their balls the last time around!

(Let's not get serious here!)

 
From General Discussion / Jesus Budda - The Memoirs
Posted 15 Oct 09 19:30
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He's still at it, out retarded, retropesctive thrill seeker, maybe we should all write in Mongolian and ignore him or it!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Oct 09 19:28
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Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Stimulation takes intense mind usage, leading at times into overused neuromotors.


neuromotors enjoy upping retard old Minnies over thirty, once rehab starts

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Oct 09 16:44
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Quote: Monkey Woods

Nothing, or the holly in neighbour's garden?


garden at Royal Dumfermline eats noctuals

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Oct 09 16:27
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Quote: Monkey Woods

Trice - rare incomplete collector's edition.



A bit abstract, that.


edition = daily items terribly incoherent over nothing

PS: Monks please stop suggesting anything new here! X Factor!

 
From General Discussion / What's with Vegemite?
Posted 15 Oct 09 15:27
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Back to Morse's point, careful how you use "fanny",

Brits and Americans differ on this a whole lot.


Fanny Craddock (google it VC!) or real pubed fannies?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Oct 09 15:26
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Quote: Monkey Woods

That was an excellent piece of work, Iain. I AGREE, COMPLIMENT / FROM JO


Escape scheme committee at prison entrance.


entrance needing towers rarely are non-conformists exit

 
From News Discussion / Jesus (no relation) Budda, infamous Spoofer breaks ranks and barricades himself in!
Posted 15 Oct 09 15:12
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Jesus Budda always mad, now gone completely bonkers!

 
From General Discussion / Jesus Budda - The Memoirs
Posted 14 Oct 09 18:40
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Boring, boring, boring, JB subjectively evaluates his Spoof colleagues!

We all thought this thread was only about the one and only, you disappoint us JB your honour!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 Oct 09 18:37
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Quote: Jesus Budda

Suspiciously, unidentified shiny pots incredibly crept into orbit, upsetting serious, lonely yokels.




Mine are ALWAYS better, boy.


you wish!

yokels offer Knights, Emperors, Ladies sex

 
From General Discussion / Are There Any Spinoffs That Are As Good As The Original?
Posted 14 Oct 09 16:57
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I was on the telly the other day.


Was it you catching them peanuts Monks?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 Oct 09 15:47
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Quote: Monkey Woods

Scenarios can encourage nudity, and regularly involve orgasmic situations.


SITUATIONS IN TERROR USUALLY ARE TERRORISTS IN ONGOING NEGOTIATIONS SUSPICIOUSLY

 
From General Discussion / The Exclusive Jesus Budda/Monkey Woods Acronym Thread
Posted 13 Oct 09 18:49
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Please note: This thread is exclusively for Monkey Woods and Jesus Budda.

Hope you'll be very happy together, bunch of flowers via Interflora on it's way to the Bang-KOK hotel!

 
From General Discussion / Jesus Budda - The Memoirs
Posted 13 Oct 09 18:46
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Quote: Skoob1999

This thread is actually quite amusing.

Pointless.

Yet amusing all the same.

Well done JB (but not in any kind of gay way)

Regards

Skoob.


Actually, Skoob ol fruitcake, JB's egotripping is pretty exhausting, tedious and in some parts amusing, takes some BALLS to come out like he does, albeit hidden behind his PC!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 13 Oct 09 18:43
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Quote: Jesus Budda

Mine was better but I'll continue.

York = original regal kingdom.


JB, your's was crap, admit it!

Sphere please, horny egoists rejecting exorcists

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 13 Oct 09 18:06
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Quote: Pimpmycapitalist

Grace rated Arnolds Cock enormously


enormously Norman oversized racist mounts overweight Sudani leaving York

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 13 Oct 09 16:49
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Quote: Pimpmycapitalist

party at ratties top yacht


yacht at cruel high tide

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 13 Oct 09 15:26
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Quote: Philbert of Macadamia


Quote: Pimpmycapitalist

Eggs gave Geraldine salmonella



Salmonella approaches lipid mayonnaise only near eggs lusting lazily about!


No prob Pimp or whoever!

about bollywood or US trash

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 12 Oct 09 20:27
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Quote: Pimpmycapitalist

Dougie owned Uranus gravity indeed elegantly


elegantly Ludwig eliminated Gregor and neutralised Theodor, liquidating Yolanda

 
From General Discussion / Jesus Budda - The Memoirs
Posted 12 Oct 09 20:25
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Quote: Pimpmycapitalist

As for PMP, sussed you long ago! (or did I?)



I dunno did you ?


On another topic are you sure you meant to type "sussed"?




regards

PMC


JO has just gone on strike and refuses to divulge any further info pertaining to this subject, reason:

I stopped wearing nappies 58 years ago!

 
From General Discussion / Jesus Budda - The Memoirs
Posted 12 Oct 09 18:34
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Quote: Jesus Budda

The question you need to ask yourself is this:

"Who would I rather be in a low flying, hot-air balloon with?"

Be honest. Tell the truth and shame the devil - not that the devil has any shame.
The whole point of the Devil is that he is shameless, no?

If push cam e to shove i know who I'd rather push and shove out of that balloon.


Factoids ahoy tomorrow!


that's more like it JB ol bean, you're getting back to your normal self!

As for PMP, sussed you long ago! (or did I?)

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 12 Oct 09 18:25
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Quote: Philbert of Macadamia


Quote: Jesus Budda

seducingly, Edna dutifully undressed clothing, invited Norman gleefully, lustfully yelped.



Yellow eggplants let people enjoy delicacies.


WRONG AGAIN THE WORD TO START WITH IS "YELPED"

YELPED ERIC LEFT PETER EXITING DOUGIE

 
From General Discussion / Jesus Budda - The Memoirs
Posted 12 Oct 09 17:41
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Mrs Skoob just read that. She reckons if any guy crossed you, you'd garotte them with a cheesewire and rip their bollocks off with your bare hands.

You don't take prisoners girl.

Regards
Skoob.


I thought my critisism was both fair and witty. Maybe a tad cruel, but I've said/written far, far worse.

Perhaps I should share a few emails that I've sent to people who've really pissed me off.



MB, I share your views with complete solidarity, in fact I couldn't have writ them better!

JB is an egoistic whinger, searching for attention while cohorting with our fab Monkey Woods on a particular thread which, will remain nameless and very useless.

JB, you can stick your memoirs up your cats butt (with pleasure) and then come back to earth, act like a normal distorted Spoof writer should do and then maybe we can accept you as one of us!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 12 Oct 09 17:28
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Quote: Jalapenoman

Loud offers unusual decibels


decibels = everlasting crescendos infiltrating brains, ears loudly, seducingly!

 
From News Discussion / "Bag of Bones" Found Alongside M5: Coppers Seek Whereabouts of Victoria Beckham!
Posted 11 Oct 09 13:29
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Quote: Skoob1999

Fergus was here last night.

Gutted he was. Ireland were beating Italy (World Champions) 2-1 with seconds to go when Italy equalised.

My mum was Irish, as remain half of my family.

I'd love to go to a World Cup finals to support Ireland.

For me Mam and me Nan and me Aunt Molly.

Regards

Skoob.


Who scored the equaliser, Paddi Inzaghi!?

 
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