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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 8 Oct 09 18:31
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Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Jesus Budda

necessitated economic culpability, encouraged sustainable sexual irritation that allowed Terrance eat dick.


dick is cunt knowledge!


knowledge, never owning Windows laptops easily downloading Google's expertise!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 8 Oct 09 18:28
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Quote: Jesus Budda

necessitated economic culpability, encouraged sustainable sexual irritation that allowed Terrance eat dick.


dick is cunt knowledge!

 
From General Discussion / British Comedy Shows - For Our American Friends
Posted 8 Oct 09 18:27
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Quote: Frankie The J

Skoob fans:

I have, in fact, spoken with Mrs. Skoob by telephone (more often than Skoob knows, too!!!!) and she assures me, that among his faults there is a penis.

Skoob is not gay. He's a sad, sad man who makes cloudy lenses for his wonderful boss.

Not in a gay way,
fej


FJ lately you've being "Gaying" it quite a lot, have you a Homophobia? If yes, I can recommend my shrink, DR. Detlef Bendover!

 
From General Discussion / Alert to fellow credit card holders
Posted 8 Oct 09 18:23
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It's the fucking Mafia or Bin Laden!

 
From General Discussion / Who Did You Have A Crush On As A Kid?
Posted 7 Oct 09 19:00
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Quote: Pimpmycapitalist

Well perhaps its pathetic and sometimes vulgar! lol

But i reckon i would still screw her!.

Desprate?

Perhaps

LOL

regards

PMC


you're not Jesus!

 
From General Discussion / When Cowboys are mentioned!
Posted 7 Oct 09 18:46
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Quote: Pimpmycapitalist

When Cowboys are mentioned what do you think of first?

Here is my list.

Bow legged John Wayne.

Pulp fiction - and its famous gay, kidnap rape scene!

Clint Eastwood.

Broke cock mountain - Heath Ledger.

Regards



Bob Dylan



 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 7 Oct 09 18:44
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Quote: Jesus Budda

Nonsense! Onions naturally smell! Even nitwits smell enough!


enough, no, otherwise useless gaffs happen

 
From General Discussion / The Exclusive Jesus Budda/Monkey Woods Acronym Thread
Posted 7 Oct 09 17:55
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Quote: Jesus Budda

Shipbuilders have important powers but usually imbibe leftover drink, éclairs, raisin's, skittles.


I prefer anagramming it anyway, hope U 2 have a long and happy life together!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 7 Oct 09 17:51
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Quote: Jesus Budda

Schools can house odious oiks like schoolchildren.


schoolchildren can habitually offer offerings leaving crap-heads in limbo drooling, ranting, ecological nonsense!

 
From General Discussion / British Comedy Shows - For Our American Friends
Posted 7 Oct 09 17:39
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Enough to be going on with.

Regards

Skoob.


Sir Skoobsspeare, shame on you, you forgot Black Adder! 100 lines and dunce hat on!

 
From General Discussion / Yank Bashing
Posted 7 Oct 09 17:37
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Quote: Morse

JO: tweed knickers, argyle socks, wellies, shetland isle sweater vest, driving tam,
italian calf skin shooting/driving gloves, wicker picnic basket with kippers, gin and some aged port...don't forget the old school ascot or tie...

and yes, the odd writings to read from your archives...got the local book club all primed and waiting for your arrival and book signing activities...

please don't forget to shower, but shaving is optional....

Your USA Literary Agent and Minder,

Morse


I always knew I was in capable hands, dankeschön, BTW I look a treat, just looked in the mirror, only things missing are my BOWLER + plus fours dammit Jeeves, try and get a fucking butler these days!

 
From General Discussion / Yank Bashing
Posted 7 Oct 09 14:42
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Quote: Morse

JO: you gotta getta around more....forget the Golden Gate and the Oakland Bay bridges...come to New York and try the George Washintong, the Brooklyn and the Pulaski skyway bridges...we'll even leave a light on fer ya!

Morse


Morse, what's the dress CODE when you invite me over for the after dinner speech given in real ENGLISH, actually for the trip I'm brushing up my multi-culti Babylonian practised in the four corners of the planet called the USA!

Afghani, I prefer to leave to the Taliban!

 
From General Discussion / Ok, You English are now toast....hold the cheese!
Posted 6 Oct 09 20:07
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Quote: Morse


Quote: Jaggedone

My Mum made the best Cheese on toast (Welsh Rarebit) on the planet! Bless her!!


JO: Get Frankie's recipe for S.O.S (a Morse favoroute naturally!)

Don't ever say the navy doesn't know their shit....


Morse


I once contemplated joining the Navy, couldn't walk on water though!

 
From News Discussion / Glastonbury Festival 2010 sells out in 5 minutes, only problem is nobody knows the crap line-up
Posted 6 Oct 09 19:20
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Hope you've all bought your Glastonbury tickets, Dame Vera lynn an all!!

 
From General Discussion / Ok, You English are now toast....hold the cheese!
Posted 6 Oct 09 18:36
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My Mum made the best Cheese on toast (Welsh Rarebit) on the planet! Bless her!!

 
From General Discussion / Is this a sign, of humanities "ugliness"? or just bad writing?
Posted 6 Oct 09 18:34
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Quote: Pimpmycapitalist

A while back i posted a thread which asked to see how people rate what you write!.

Any way i had a few helpful replies, but i was shocked that my writing got a few views but very few ratings.

It seems i have rated most of them.Other people just dont rate them.

Is this because they are so appallingly Shit??

Or is it just signs of internet users humanity??

Regards

PMC


PMP, these problems are quite rife here, sometimes I curl up laughing at my shit, other's too and sometimes (mostly) nobody even bothers rating it although 300 or 400 have read it!

D=Scheiss was darauf!!! UK=(Shit on it!)

It's just a temporary thing (Lou Reeed line BTW!)

 
From General Discussion / Who Did You Have A Crush On As A Kid?
Posted 6 Oct 09 18:25
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Quote: Pimpmycapitalist


Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Pimpmycapitalist

Very possibly sad, but i think it was Madonna!

Regards

PMC


Still looks good though!


I agree, she looks fit still in some pics, in others though i think she looks nasty.


PMP, a 50 year old bitch who attempts to look like she's 20 odd is pathetic!!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Oct 09 18:23
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Quote: Jesus Budda

Yodling oldies do like increasingly noisy geriatrics.


geriatrics eventually rust in ancient tights revealing ink coloured stockings

 
From General Discussion / Yank Bashing
Posted 6 Oct 09 18:20
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they have "nice accents" MY BUTT!

If anyone thinks our US friends with their, yunno, cool, and whatever is nice, well I'm a Muslim!

Sorry MHO









 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Oct 09 17:53
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Quote: Jesus Budda


Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Teats eventually acquire tits status!


Status = tiresome, apparent towering. Usually silly.


silly is Ludwigs Lullaby yodling!

 
From General Discussion / The Exclusive Jesus Budda/Monkey Woods Acronym Thread
Posted 6 Oct 09 17:51
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Quote: Jesus Budda

economies can occasionally nominate oil magnates,
industrial electricians, shipbuilders.


shipbuilders hate ignorant pratts building underwater imposing lakes, destroying environments, ruining submarines

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Oct 09 19:54
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Quote: Aspartame Boy

Yes, it's true, most people ARE constipated.


Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Aspartame Boy


Quote: P.M. Wortham




expression: Xylophones please retards especially sick, sad idiots on nutrients


Nutrients Unified Through Roasting In Entrails, Nurtured Thick Sauces


wrong one!


Asparteme you'r correct but who gives a shit:

Sauces are usually creamy extravagant solutions



solutions often lead us to invite others needing support!

(Genial! 10 ********** + first place and no plagiarisms please!)

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Oct 09 19:01
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Quote: Aspartame Boy


Quote: P.M. Wortham




expression: Xylophones please retards especially sick, sad idiots on nutrients


Nutrients Unified Through Roasting In Entrails, Nurtured Thick Sauces


wrong one!


Asparteme you'r correct but who gives a shit:

Sauces are usually creamy extravagant solutions

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Oct 09 18:17
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Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Aspartame Boy

Tripe: raucous inconsiderate puerile expression


expression: Xylophones please retards especially sick, sad idiots on nutrients


nutrients usually tire rapidly increasing excrements, numbing tolerant saturates!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Oct 09 18:16
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Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Aspartame Boy

Tripe: raucous inconsiderate puerile expression


expression: Xylophones please retards especially sick, sad idiots on nutrients


nutrients usually tire rapidly increasing excrements, numbing tolerant saturates!

 
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