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From General Discussion / Appeal
Posted 20 Mar 17 09:20
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his legs would certainly resemble milk-bottle ten-pins; quite frightening actually...

Mind you we could conserve his genius brain in tequila, without worms of course, and use it for later research into the very THIN LINE!

 
From General Discussion / Appeal
Posted 19 Mar 17 11:24
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obviously no sex, no rash!

 
From General Discussion / Brain Surgery
Posted 18 Mar 17 12:10
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A brain surgeon would have a problem with my head...I just had a pea!

 
From General Discussion / Appeal
Posted 17 Mar 17 08:44
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Mark E Smith is on our board of directors over at the NUTTERS BEACH CLUB, he is of course an honorary member and can drink as many brown bottles as he desires!

Flip Flops and Bermuda Shorts are our strict dress code, with skimpy bikinis for females of course, they can also come topless if they feel the urge!

MW & Co, our club is full, but I can squeeze you, EQ, and other Nutters here in, so join the fun if you desire; however, sex on our beach is forbidden because of sand entering the rear end!

https://www.facebook.com/nuttersbeachclub69/?fref=ts

We have a large collection of parrots too!

 
From General Discussion / Appeal
Posted 16 Mar 17 19:50
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No bulbs in this house!

 
From General Discussion / Eithiopian Rubbish Landslide Kills 48
Posted 14 Mar 17 08:35
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Now if Bob Marley and his Rastas would have heard this, they would proclaim it was an act of their God!

Haile Selassie moves in strange ways!

 
From News Discussion / Great Train Robber Ronnie Biggs Arrested After Attempting Another Great Train Robbery
Posted 11 Mar 17 11:30
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Biggs, Biggles, just great British Bounders!

 
From General Discussion / Appeal
Posted 11 Mar 17 10:44
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I am great believer in "anything helps" and after my experiences behind the portcullis of a HMS residence (in surreal terms of course), I could imagine a busted JO in the pen is worth 2 in the men...Now where's that damn soap?

 
From News Discussion / Great Train Robber Ronnie Biggs Arrested After Attempting Another Great Train Robbery
Posted 10 Mar 17 16:05
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Classic MW, maybe you should frame it...

 
From General Discussion / Appeal
Posted 10 Mar 17 16:04
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I got busted once, will that help?

 
From General Discussion / Ways To Avoid Becoming a Corpse
Posted 8 Mar 17 07:36
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I do believe we have a reincarnated Dylan Thomas in our midst! Shame he has to become a corpse before becoming famous!

 
From General Discussion / Ways To Avoid Becoming a Corpse
Posted 5 Mar 17 10:40
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Scheisse!

 
From General Discussion / Ways To Avoid Becoming a Corpse
Posted 4 Mar 17 11:22
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MW, my residence under the bridge has recently been invaded by those who find their immortality resembling ashes floating down the Ganges...No corpses required..

However, after a bottle of Vin Rouge, my mind actually turned into a corpse; well that's what the missus said this morning!

 
From General Discussion / Ways To Avoid Becoming a Corpse
Posted 3 Mar 17 20:27
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To be buried alive or not, a corpse will always become immortal!


 
From General Discussion / Ways To Avoid Becoming a Corpse
Posted 1 Mar 17 12:36
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Write a book or two...

 
From General Discussion / Imagine My Chagrin
Posted 25 Feb 17 12:21
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Do not argue with MW, his misguided roots began at the bottom of a smelly Hull trawler and he knows the smoking business inside out...I prefer a Woodbine actually, hung drawn and quartered..

 
From News Discussion / Masochistic satire writer looking forward to another year of indifference to his work
Posted 23 Feb 17 13:33
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Tell me about it!

 
From General Discussion / Owls of the World I: The Lesser Sooty Owl
Posted 22 Feb 17 08:17
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Dr B. My teeth are as long as a Howard Hughes toenail...

 
From General Discussion / Owls of the World I: The Lesser Sooty Owl
Posted 22 Feb 17 08:15
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A wise old owl once said, and I quote; "Floydian bricks might tumble but, a Trojan Horse never crumbles!" Unquote...


Quote: Erskin Quint

Is that a horseradish?



Quote: Jaggedone

Dr.B, I would radish a whip of equestrian sublimity as long as it's sitting on a mare!



 
From General Discussion / Owls of the World I: The Lesser Sooty Owl
Posted 21 Feb 17 18:49
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Dr.B, I would radish a whip of equestrian sublimity as long as it's sitting on a mare!

 
From General Discussion / Owls of the World I: The Lesser Sooty Owl
Posted 21 Feb 17 08:17
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I swiveled my head once and a screw let loose...

 
From General Discussion / Apple's Tim Cook Says Fake News Destroys Minds
Posted 14 Feb 17 08:35
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MW please explain your comment?

League cup final (Hull would have loved to have been there)
Europa League (Jose inherited that, not his fault)
FA Cup, no problem
EPL, just about to leap into top 4

Liverpool, out of everything
Arsenal, perennial losers of everything
Spurs, nosediving
OK, City, Chelsea going for title, we accept that, but everything else is there to win...

Skoob is embedded in a glorious project to rule the world, dump Trump, and lead the way forward...We shall follow!

 
From General Discussion / Apple's Tim Cook Says Fake News Destroys Minds
Posted 13 Feb 17 19:08
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I feel quite insulted being labelled as a fake news spreader, I prefer "Muck-Spreader!"

 
From General Discussion / Big Watch = Little Dick
Posted 5 Feb 17 11:50
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I tend to believe men with open hairy chests, huge gold medallion necklaces and a diamond Rolex hanging on their wrists are impotent and not the Bees Knees!

 
From News Discussion / Hull Set To Be Renamed 'Hell' As Part Of Tourism Drive
Posted 13 Jan 17 08:36
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MW, I know how you feel and fully understand and I've analysed my relationship with United many times.

After having a season ticket there during the Mon Dieu period, having fell in love with the club in 1957, following them all around Europe and the UK, I find it impossible to cut them out of my life.

OK, I am not a supporter any more, I am a fan and also own shares in the club too.

I decided during my analysis to continue to love my club until I die and I don't give a shit who plays for them, who manages them or who owns them. And I really don't give a shit about many of their crap fans either. It's a part of me I just cannot remove. I'm such a sad bastard I know!

 
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