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From General Discussion / Favourite Crisp (Chip) Flavour (Flavor)
Posted 20 Jul 16 07:03
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Ridiculous EQ, they only chew bamboo and hunt robbers!

 
From News Discussion / The wheelie-bin war
Posted 19 Jul 16 19:00
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Whilst Russian Dykes are pretty hot at shot-putting, Wales are even better sheep-shaggers! Looking forward to seeing how they do in Brazil! Could be a feisty contest as sheep-shaggers and butch shot-putters ram their balls!

 
From General Discussion / Favourite Crisp (Chip) Flavour (Flavor)
Posted 19 Jul 16 07:15
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Smith & Weston

 
From General Discussion / Favourite Crisp (Chip) Flavour (Flavor)
Posted 18 Jul 16 19:55
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I adore munching crisp eaters in the flicks whilst consuming a silent Charlie Chaplin, adds to the excitement and sound track..

 
From News Discussion / The wheelie-bin war
Posted 18 Jul 16 18:46
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EQ, that is sharper than my Walrus's back teeth!

 
From General Discussion / Favourite Crisp (Chip) Flavour (Flavor)
Posted 18 Jul 16 18:43
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I refrained from this dreadful habit many years ago and must admit the amount of Lays I have had since gladly increased; I believe most females prefer my peppermint smelling breath down below than cheese & onion!

 
From General Discussion / Why The Success Ratio Of Doomsday Prophecies Is So Low
Posted 18 Jul 16 18:39
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I prefer a stiff upper LBW personally

 
From General Discussion / Why The Success Ratio Of Doomsday Prophecies Is So Low
Posted 14 Jul 16 10:34
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EQ, maybe it's time to come out, then all will be revealed!

 
From General Discussion / Why The Success Ratio Of Doomsday Prophecies Is So Low
Posted 12 Jul 16 18:36
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I predict an Icelandic volcano will end the world as we know it and only gay, spouting geysers will survive!

 
From General Discussion / Selling Zeppelins Door to Door
Posted 20 Apr 16 07:12
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I purchased a LED TV once, do I qualify?

 
From News Discussion / Evidence Of First Transgender Toilet Found In Appalachia
Posted 18 Apr 16 07:50
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nice one, did they release internal, rear end combustion too? Or was their diet filled with plugs? Sorry Bugs..

 
From General Discussion / Rockhopper Penguins
Posted 10 Apr 16 10:51
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Batman knew the answer to that problem..

 
From News Discussion / Doc Corbyn "has built a time machine back to the 1970s"
Posted 10 Apr 16 10:49
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MW, I guess there are many of them over in Bangkok waiting to be outed?

 
From News Discussion / Doc Corbyn "has built a time machine back to the 1970s"
Posted 10 Apr 16 10:47
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EQ, as far as Bollywood goes, I once entered a Tabu for a drink and ended up singing Hari Krishna which Harrison plagiarised, then I wrote the Lord's Prayer before he left us.

 
From News Discussion / Doc Corbyn "has built a time machine back to the 1970s"
Posted 10 Apr 16 10:44
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sorry chaps, it's the Germanisation process continually uprooting my brains whilst residing between them and us, entschuldigung oder tut mir leid, you can choose...

 
From General Discussion / Exclusive Preview of My Novel
Posted 10 Apr 16 10:41
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EQ, grand effort, apart from a slight slip of the banana skin (well they have the same colour) spotted by Sir Sleuth Skoob, master of detection and the hidden gem.

I prefer mine hard boiled actually with a dob of mayonnaise to enhance the abortion, but that's purely a matter of taste.

As for potential publishers, here's a tip; I heard male Penguins guard the eggs through harsh Antarctic winters so their wives can go shopping in warmer climates, Skeggy I believe...

 
From News Discussion / Doc Corbyn "has built a time machine back to the 1970s"
Posted 31 Mar 16 07:14
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in the publishing world emphasising your points with bolds or caps is tabu!

 
From News Discussion / Doc Corbyn "has built a time machine back to the 1970s"
Posted 31 Mar 16 07:13
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be bold in the write sense of the word!

 
From General Discussion / Books That We've Recently Read
Posted 31 Mar 16 07:12
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to read is to follow to write is madness!

 
From News Discussion / Doc Corbyn "has built a time machine back to the 1970s"
Posted 28 Mar 16 11:49
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was good apart from the "Bolds" really not necessary! Shame!

 
From General Discussion / Trivets
Posted 28 Mar 16 11:47
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Trifle, yummy!

 
From General Discussion / Trivets
Posted 23 Mar 16 19:54
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I do believe one can get an LBW on certain brands of trivet, but then again it's only cricket. I tried a tricycle once and tripped, trifely annoying...LSD was better...

 
From General Discussion / Trivets
Posted 22 Mar 16 19:16
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MW, I agree this high brow intellectual comedy is rather strenuous on my retinas!

 
From General Discussion / How has the Biscuit Shortage Affected You
Posted 16 Mar 16 07:41
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I can take that!

 
From General Discussion / How has the Biscuit Shortage Affected You
Posted 15 Mar 16 20:37
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I used to be a Jammy Dodger then I evolved into a Fruit and nut crumb, it hurt!

 
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