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From General Discussion / Selling Zeppelins Door to Door
Posted 20 Apr 16 07:12
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I purchased a LED TV once, do I qualify?

 
From News Discussion / Evidence Of First Transgender Toilet Found In Appalachia
Posted 18 Apr 16 07:50
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nice one, did they release internal, rear end combustion too? Or was their diet filled with plugs? Sorry Bugs..

 
From General Discussion / Rockhopper Penguins
Posted 10 Apr 16 10:51
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Batman knew the answer to that problem..

 
From News Discussion / Doc Corbyn "has built a time machine back to the 1970s"
Posted 10 Apr 16 10:49
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MW, I guess there are many of them over in Bangkok waiting to be outed?

 
From News Discussion / Doc Corbyn "has built a time machine back to the 1970s"
Posted 10 Apr 16 10:47
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EQ, as far as Bollywood goes, I once entered a Tabu for a drink and ended up singing Hari Krishna which Harrison plagiarised, then I wrote the Lord's Prayer before he left us.

 
From News Discussion / Doc Corbyn "has built a time machine back to the 1970s"
Posted 10 Apr 16 10:44
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sorry chaps, it's the Germanisation process continually uprooting my brains whilst residing between them and us, entschuldigung oder tut mir leid, you can choose...

 
From General Discussion / Exclusive Preview of My Novel
Posted 10 Apr 16 10:41
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EQ, grand effort, apart from a slight slip of the banana skin (well they have the same colour) spotted by Sir Sleuth Skoob, master of detection and the hidden gem.

I prefer mine hard boiled actually with a dob of mayonnaise to enhance the abortion, but that's purely a matter of taste.

As for potential publishers, here's a tip; I heard male Penguins guard the eggs through harsh Antarctic winters so their wives can go shopping in warmer climates, Skeggy I believe...

 
From News Discussion / Doc Corbyn "has built a time machine back to the 1970s"
Posted 31 Mar 16 07:14
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in the publishing world emphasising your points with bolds or caps is tabu!

 
From News Discussion / Doc Corbyn "has built a time machine back to the 1970s"
Posted 31 Mar 16 07:13
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be bold in the write sense of the word!

 
From General Discussion / Books That We've Recently Read
Posted 31 Mar 16 07:12
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to read is to follow to write is madness!

 
From News Discussion / Doc Corbyn "has built a time machine back to the 1970s"
Posted 28 Mar 16 11:49
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was good apart from the "Bolds" really not necessary! Shame!

 
From General Discussion / Trivets
Posted 28 Mar 16 11:47
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Trifle, yummy!

 
From General Discussion / Trivets
Posted 23 Mar 16 19:54
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I do believe one can get an LBW on certain brands of trivet, but then again it's only cricket. I tried a tricycle once and tripped, trifely annoying...LSD was better...

 
From General Discussion / Trivets
Posted 22 Mar 16 19:16
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MW, I agree this high brow intellectual comedy is rather strenuous on my retinas!

 
From General Discussion / How has the Biscuit Shortage Affected You
Posted 16 Mar 16 07:41
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I can take that!

 
From General Discussion / How has the Biscuit Shortage Affected You
Posted 15 Mar 16 20:37
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I used to be a Jammy Dodger then I evolved into a Fruit and nut crumb, it hurt!

 
From General Discussion / New Lifeguard Ap
Posted 8 Mar 16 19:01
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rubber tyres are not a "waist" either!

 
From General Discussion / Merry Christmas everyone!
Posted 21 Feb 16 10:48
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This place used to be so funny!

 
From News Discussion / Eric Pickles Replaced by Dugong in Election Battle
Posted 15 Feb 16 19:09
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just fived it without the E

 
From General Discussion / It's all in the name
Posted 15 Feb 16 19:06
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E now where did that get to???

 
From News Discussion / Eric Pickles Replaced by Dugong in Election Battle
Posted 8 Feb 16 18:36
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EQ & the majestic Old Vic, lest we forget my inspirations!

 
From News Discussion / Eric Pickles Replaced by Dugong in Election Battle
Posted 8 Feb 16 18:35
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2 gems that shine bright among the dilapidation!

 
From General Discussion / Plurality
Posted 26 Jan 16 19:59
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to vomit or not to vomit?

 
From General Discussion / Plurality
Posted 21 Jan 16 20:20
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I tried tripe once, it done my stomach in!

 
From General Discussion / Plurality
Posted 21 Jan 16 20:20
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Hi EQ, so glad you are still with us!!

 
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