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From General Discussion / The Spoof is Home to Unfunny Writers
Posted 22 Feb 15 11:58
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thanks Jason for your input here and welcome to the Nuthouse!

 
From News Discussion / President Obama To Smite Terrorists And Bill O'Really With Golf Clubs
Posted 22 Feb 15 10:54
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Old Inch whisks his through Lidl in Nottingham, it seems the service is not quite the same Old Bean..

 
From General Discussion / The Spoof is Home to Unfunny Writers
Posted 22 Feb 15 10:39
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Skoob, respect, it is one of the most difficult things to do and one day we will sink a pint or two with CD, Radiogagger and Arm in the Blind Beggar then write a monster BESTSELLER together!

 
From General Discussion / The Spoof is Home to Unfunny Writers
Posted 22 Feb 15 10:36
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I met this maniac once personally and he proved to me he is a genuine, nice guy and knows how to twist and turn in an upturned boat like no other. He might not be our savior, but once on the bottom of the upturned boat, I would look to no other to throw me a rope, haul me in and paddle homewards; CD, you Cockney Loony, my home is your castle!

BTW, there are some gems out there, it is just a matter of letting that pig loose to find the truffle!

And certainly not my final word...

 
From News Discussion / President Obama To Smite Terrorists And Bill O'Really With Golf Clubs
Posted 21 Feb 15 13:40
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this is the way it should be done, 5 big uns, no doubt!!!

 
From News Discussion / Obummer definitely NOT seeing "Red"
Posted 21 Feb 15 13:39
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I warned them mate!

 
From General Discussion / The Spoof is Home to Unfunny Writers
Posted 21 Feb 15 13:36
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yep, bucks loosen tongues..

BTW, you are FW again, my sincerest congrats! No way back, just forward, I love it!

 
From General Discussion / The Spoof is Home to Unfunny Writers
Posted 20 Feb 15 19:37
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oh mate, I so agree, Erskin, Vic, etc, were just so good! Maybe we should apply several arm locks and threaten them with a Poe Pendulum exit, should do the trick...

 
From General Discussion / The Spoof is Home to Unfunny Writers
Posted 20 Feb 15 16:58
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CD, I absolutely agree with you on the quality of much of the stuff here, although there are some gems, but very rare these days. Just come back and raise the benchmark mate, we miss you and others dearly!

Re: my location, I didn't mean physical location, more like cyber one. These morons are everywhere and just itching to pull their pathetic triggers on innocents; I guess it's the way of the world...

Gladly, the majorities do not act like imbeciles!

 
From General Discussion / The Spoof is Home to Unfunny Writers
Posted 20 Feb 15 08:40
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CD, there were several riots in Europe yesterday, those damn Dutch and Chelsea racist yobos, among others, disgraceful! I'd much rather be here!

 
From News Discussion / New SAT Tests Creativity
Posted 18 Feb 15 09:30
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QM, are you stepping out of your geographical zone? I know absolutely nothing about such things, maybe it's better that way!

 
From General Discussion / The Spoof is Home to Unfunny Writers
Posted 18 Feb 15 09:28
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sometimes I feel like I'm starring in the Matrix here and have the urge to combat those nasty metal things...Now what was his name?

 
From News Discussion / Democrats To Boycott Benjamin Netanyahu Address To Congress
Posted 17 Feb 15 11:15
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Dunc, solidarity!

 
From General Discussion / The Spoof is Home to Unfunny Writers
Posted 16 Feb 15 10:15
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I visit the approval site and think, "now how the hell can that be funny, entertaining or attracting new readers when some writers here call Obama, Obummer? Or Britney Spears appears even Madge and homophobia/racism rears its ugly head time and time again!"

These things have been dealt with years and years ago, please come up with something original, if you are having a pop at Obama, then call him Obama and do not attempt a pitiful twist to his name, done and dusted mates, years ago!

I agree that Mark is too meek and will not allow much satire to go to the limit, he is not challenging enough and people love a challenge instead of reading soaps. Defamation belongs to satire when done in a clever manner without leading to a law suit or two. This fear hangs over the site, no doubt and terrorist comments, etc. One has to be careful these days, I agree, but if we cannot stretch things to the limit, what is the point?

 
From General Discussion / Wow, what a nightmare.
Posted 12 Feb 15 19:23
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my Chinese mate, WAN-KIN-DIK, is partial to smelly slocks too...

 
From General Discussion / Wow, what a nightmare.
Posted 3 Feb 15 18:24
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that's great news, I hate male dominated watering holes!

 
From General Discussion / Wow, what a nightmare.
Posted 3 Feb 15 16:24
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are there any girly spoofers left??? No, only you!

 
From General Discussion / Wow, what a nightmare.
Posted 2 Feb 15 16:24
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QM, my fav Spoofer, hope you are well!

 
From General Discussion / Wow, what a nightmare.
Posted 2 Feb 15 09:20
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well done sir!!

 
From General Discussion / Bill Cosby Show
Posted 25 Nov 14 19:25
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remember Pete Townsend, WHO? Mind you that other twat, GG was a right pee-dough!


 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Sep 14 18:00
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screen can reveal everything, evil, naughty!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 25 Aug 14 14:06
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samplings and mushy peas, lovely, in northern Geordie sectors

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 21 Aug 14 12:51
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solutions or lies usually take imbeciles or nerds serious

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 19 Aug 14 10:31
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napping after peeing pleases idiots needing God

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 18 Aug 14 07:33
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wandering after noon defies ecclesiastical ranting interpreting God

 
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