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From General Discussion / Aerosmith Fans Thought Steven Tyler's Backwards Fall Off Stage Was Part Of Act
Posted 7 Aug 09 10:20
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Just found Smurfette's Story about this

And QM's

and Mamad's which blows away a joke I made earlier in this thread

 
From General Discussion / Aerosmith Fans Thought Steven Tyler's Backwards Fall Off Stage Was Part Of Act
Posted 7 Aug 09 09:22
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Quote: BuckwheatsButt
I always thought Tyler was a little AC-DC....Wait that's another group!



You mean the chap resembles a female?

Or the man seems similar to a woman?

Or the fellow approximates the form of an adult girl?

It's sometimes difficult to find the right words...

Anyway, I think the dude mostly looks like Joan Rivers.


 
From General Discussion / Aerosmith Fans Thought Steven Tyler's Backwards Fall Off Stage Was Part Of Act
Posted 7 Aug 09 09:12
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Remind me not to walk that way..

 
From General Discussion / Adrift with Morse somewhere in the Atlantic: on the Queen Mary 2
Posted 6 Aug 09 10:14
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Quote: Skoob1999

You missed it mate. We had a beer or two. Really.

The Cap's a nice guy.

Regards

Skoob.


I did a little story about your meeting -
story
Roy


 
From General Discussion / Why This Site is so Screwed Up
Posted 5 Aug 09 13:24
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I think this could be the reason:
the reason
Roy


 
From General Discussion / Films what I have watched
Posted 5 Aug 09 11:12
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Quote: Skoob1999
...
Some bad classics:
..
Bad Taste
...
Skoob.


Liked your bad classics list Skoob. Not many people will have seen Bad Taste (Basically a home movie made by the Lord of the Rings director when he was a kid and before CGI was invented.)

And you missed out 'If', the Lindsay Anderson film with Malcome McDowell. Half colour, half in B&W, wierd quintessentially British story based on public school, soundtrack based on an African Latin Mass, etc.

All the best
Roy

 
From News Discussion / Procol Harum's organist wins case against Johann Sebastian Bach
Posted 3 Aug 09 10:25
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I think Matwil's brain must be wired a bit like mine:
my similar story
All the Best
Roy

 
From News Discussion / lol (Laugh Out Loud) Usage To Be Banned In UK and US
Posted 31 Jul 09 16:06
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This story made me... you know.
Roy

 
From General Discussion / I Broke Wikipedia
Posted 31 Jul 09 14:39
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From General Discussion / Tell me more about the cult of Jesus Budda
Posted 30 Jul 09 16:53
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What about now - has anyone heard from Fergus now?

 
From General Discussion / Tell me more about the cult of Jesus Budda
Posted 30 Jul 09 16:51
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Hey - anyone heard from Fergus lately?

 
From General Discussion / Tell me more about the cult of Jesus Budda
Posted 30 Jul 09 16:22
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Quote: Fergus McCarthy
Hurry up Roy.
"Has anyone heard from Fergus?"
Do it.


OK - will do.

 
From General Discussion / Tell me more about the cult of Jesus Budda
Posted 30 Jul 09 11:50
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Quote: BuckwheatsButt

Hey Roy..Want to do Chapter 11?


Hi Buck,
Struggling to get the time at the moment, but I'll try to get round to reading the last eight chapters. I may be able to have a go in the next week or so if that's not too late.
Regards
Roy
P.S. I see I have answered your question before you asked it. Maybe I already wrote Chapter 11 but don't know about it yet. Does Mark know that UTC times are not being used for posts?

 
From General Discussion / Tell me more about the cult of Jesus Budda
Posted 30 Jul 09 10:58
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Quote: Skoob1999
Hey Roy!
Welcome back!
Regards
Skoob.


Thanks Skoob. Not getting much spooftime these days but trying to keep up with what's going on. By the way, is there an easy way of finding all the BT004 stories on Magazine?

All the best
Roy

 
From General Discussion / Tell me more about the cult of Jesus Budda
Posted 29 Jul 09 11:25
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Quote: The San Francisco Onion
...
Or is this whole site a setup, and it's only me and one other guy pretending to be 6,000 other writers?
...



This is well documented:
There Are Only Two Spoof Writers
But don't presume you are the 'lone writer'; you could be one of the other writer's multiple personalities. Like me.
All the Best
Roy

 
From General Discussion / MARMITE
Posted 24 Jul 09 15:41
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Mmm . . Marmite
I wrote this a while back:Marmite story
Then I was contacted by someone writing a book about Marmite and wanting to include it. Last I heard it was going ahead, but I haven't heard anything lately.

If it's hard to describe Marmite, what about Twigglets?

All the Best
Roy

 
From News Discussion / Spoof Writer Runs Out Of Ideas
Posted 3 Jul 09 09:31
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My favourite spoof line this week:

...allegedly at the very end of his tether, but not in a David Carradine way..

Nice one Skoob.

All the Best
Roy

 
From General Discussion / What's your favorite alcoholic drink?
Posted 25 Jun 09 14:05
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Hot day. Outdoors. Tall chilled glass beaded with condensation. Ice. Big squeeze of lime juice. Big glug of Gin. Tonic to the top. Chunk of lime. Bowl of salted cashew nuts on the side. Comfy chair. Sound of someone using a push mower two houses away. Scent of cut grass. No wasps. No phones. Light breeze.

Cold fingertips, clink of ice, first sip...



 
From General Discussion / BrownFall
Posted 11 Jun 09 14:45
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Seen this? It's a good spoof about the Euro elections from YouTube. (Contains offensive language)

YouTube BrownFall

 
From News Discussion / Carrie Prejean Fired and Must Return Breast Implants
Posted 11 Jun 09 14:14
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OK - maybe it was only me who didn't know this - I see a whole bunch more stories appearing...

 
From News Discussion / Carrie Prejean Fired and Must Return Breast Implants
Posted 11 Jun 09 14:06
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Very quick off the mark!

I saw the announcement (it hadn't even got to the UK sites yet) and decided to write a quick story. But when I did a quick search on Google News up popped this story at the top of the pile!

Good story too. 5*

All the Best
Roy

 
From General Discussion / Happy New Year!!!
Posted 4 Jun 09 23:26
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Quote: queen mudder

She's having you followed?


Yes well she has to - I don't have the coded DNA and transponder. Actually, we spend all our time together so following is not necessary.

I hope J-man realises this thread started as 'an homage' (pretentious?) to his continued contributions to the spoof. And of course all the other writers like you qm and of course liam-1959 who is becoming extremely famous now Mark!

Anyway - got to go - beauty sleep and all that
All the best
Roy

 
From General Discussion / Happy New Year!!!
Posted 4 Jun 09 23:09
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That's very - practical.

Why not a Diffie-Hellman coded interference patern applied straight into the DNA, plus a subcuticle transponder for location purposes?

That works with my wife.


 
From General Discussion / Happy New Year!!!
Posted 4 Jun 09 22:46
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Quote: queen mudder
WTF?


Well it's the World Taekwondo Federation of course.

Hey qm - hope you saw your name check:
n a m e c h e c k

All the very best everyone
Roy

 
From General Discussion / Happy New Year!!!
Posted 4 Jun 09 16:02
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Quote: Jalapenoman
Happy New Year to all!!!



Thank you.

 
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