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From News Discussion / Beeb's 7/7 London bombings documentary blames 'Asian IRA'
Posted 1 Oct 12 15:53
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I liked this one, proper job.............

 
From General Discussion / Is It Just Me Or Are Sunday Mornings A Bit Crap?
Posted 30 Sep 12 10:54
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Could be worse, you could be at work, bored out of your mind like wot I am.............

 
From General Discussion / Stretch.............
Posted 27 Aug 12 19:46
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Yeah, I have a lot of stupid FB friends.
Most of them blame youth...........

 
From General Discussion / A Touch of Cloth
Posted 27 Aug 12 12:24
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Best thing I have seen on the telly for ages.
If I had been drinking tea at the time, it would have probably come out of my nose.

But it's ok, I don't like tea, so I should be alright for part two tonight.............

 
From General Discussion / Stretch.............
Posted 27 Aug 12 12:22
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It's been an eventful and sad week for the Armstrong household, I hope Stretch comes through these tough times okay.............

 
From General Discussion / Why should Birbee stop lurking and start showing??
Posted 2 Mar 12 13:09
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Especially for Roy Turse, here are some chillies.............

Bird Eye #1

Bird Eye #2

Bird Eye #3

Scotch Bonnet

And, for no particular reason, a flying Greylag Goose.............


 
From General Discussion / Pain.
Posted 2 Mar 12 10:04
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Chopping chillis and then rubbing your eyes / picking your nose / holding your cock (for whatever reason).

Even worse when you do all three at the same time (extreme dexterity of one hand required).............

 
From General Discussion / Why should Birbee stop lurking and start showing??
Posted 1 Mar 12 17:29
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Quote: Roy Turse

what about capturing a freshly cut chilli pepper - when the flesh weeps slightly?
Roy


As it happens, I have some chillis lying around somewhere!!!

I'll see what I can do.............

 
From General Discussion / Why should Birbee stop lurking and start showing??
Posted 29 Feb 12 16:53
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Quote: Colonel Juan

how do you rate Leonardo's self-portraits?




In a word, CJ, hirsute.............

 
From General Discussion / Why should Birbee stop lurking and start showing??
Posted 29 Feb 12 16:51
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Quote: Ellie James

I should also add that being in National Geographic is way better than being featured writer. And it pays better too.


Shame it was "Photography for Beginners" then.............
He he he.

 
From General Discussion / Why should Birbee stop lurking and start showing??
Posted 29 Feb 12 12:28
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Ellie, a stacked image is when you take multiple photos of the same thing, but focusing on different points, and then combine (stack) them all together to make one image.

With macro photography, unless you have very expensive equipment (which I don't), then only a very small area of the subject is in focus (depth of field).

Stacking allows the whole subject matter to be in focus..............

 
From General Discussion / Why should Birbee stop lurking and start showing??
Posted 29 Feb 12 12:25
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Lynton, it's a 9 shot stack.

Here's one that got into a National Magazine recently (only a small photo, but it is one of mine and it was a national mag!!!)

Fireworks

 
From General Discussion / Why should Birbee stop lurking and start showing??
Posted 28 Feb 12 22:51
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Here you go, I didn't even kill this one.............

Common House Fly

 
From General Discussion / Why should Birbee stop lurking and start showing??
Posted 28 Feb 12 20:22
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Oh, and by the way, I'd better be Featured Writer tomorrow or else you can all fuck off again.

Right, I'm off to photograph a fly I have been slowly suffocating for the last 11 hours.............

 
From General Discussion / Why should Birbee stop lurking and start showing??
Posted 28 Feb 12 20:20
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Hello folks, where you all been?

I have written hundreds of stories in the last XXXX months since you have been gone but there was no one to read them.

Now you have all appeared again.

Good to see you.............

 
From General Discussion / Anyone Fancy A Pint?
Posted 24 Oct 11 18:45
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Man City fans were reported to have said that following their teams absolute drubbing of neighbours, Man Utd, they haven't been this happy since they supported Chavski.............

 
From Magazine Discussion / Snowman Decides to Emigrate
Posted 22 Oct 11 19:05
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Thanks, twas probably one of my better ones.............

 
From General Discussion / Upload?
Posted 23 Sep 11 21:58
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Dunno, can you.............?

 
From General Discussion / Friday Afternoon Quiz.............
Posted 11 Sep 11 21:41
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Quote: victor nicholas

What are they called?




Dave.............

 
From General Discussion / Friday Afternoon Quiz.............
Posted 9 Sep 11 21:11
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Quote: Erskin Quint

If you move the first letter to the end and read backwards you get the original word in them all.


Mr Quint,

Exactly what I was looking for, congratulate yourself and award yourself a prize of your choice.

Anything off the back shelf.............

 
From General Discussion / Friday Afternoon Quiz.............
Posted 9 Sep 11 17:56
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by the way, the answer is quite simple (like me).............

 
From General Discussion / Friday Afternoon Quiz.............
Posted 9 Sep 11 17:55
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Quote: Colonel Juan

Thought you was buying me a Merlot next week Birbee!!!




Bugger, forgot to mention the job I was doing on Stratford has been put back two weeks due to an 'unsafe site'

There is a safety inspection on 22nd but I should be down for the week on 26th.

Can we re-arrange chaps.............?

 
From General Discussion / Friday Afternoon Quiz.............
Posted 9 Sep 11 15:00
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Quote: Ellie James

Had them all for breakfast...


You stopped reading after the first one, didn't you Wobbly.............

 
From General Discussion / Friday Afternoon Quiz.............
Posted 9 Sep 11 14:49
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Can you figure out what these seven words all have in common?

1. Banana
2. Dresser
3. Grammar
4. Potato
5. Revive
6. Uneven
7. Assess

 
From General Discussion / twitter
Posted 6 Sep 11 19:29
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Texas El.............

 
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