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From General Discussion / Dear Spoof
Posted 5 Oct 12 03:04
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Dear Spoof: It has recently come to my attention that there is quite a bit of overlap between the list of users on your site and the list of sex offenders on that other site. My question is: Are you nicking names off their lists or are they "borrowing" names off of yours?

Just Wandering
Cadbury on Chocolate

 
From General Discussion / Are we closed?
Posted 11 Jul 12 03:23
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Quote: armfeetandtoe

Thank you zirs,

That will be £19.50p would you like a reciept?


Arm xxxxxxxxxxxx


Too rich for my blood. I'm out of here!

 
From General Discussion / Dear Spoof
Posted 30 Jun 12 03:36
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Dear Spoof:

My friends used to call me "Big Ben". Now they call me "Elizabeth"! Where did I go wrong?

Mr. Hall
London

 
From General Discussion / Dear Spoof
Posted 24 Jun 12 03:48
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Dear Spoof,

I just realized that if you scroll up or down the Ratings Column in Writers Desk The thumbs look just like the cues on Guitar Hero.

Game Addict
Brigsby School
Brighton

 
From General Discussion / Weird wacky and wonderful
Posted 2 Jun 12 18:11
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Quote: Skoob1999

Neither weird, whacky, nor wonderful.

Urban myth.

Reminds me of that daft Peter Lorre film 'The Hand' about a concert pianist who received the hand of a murderer transplanted onto his arm after an accident. He kept trying to strangle himself, whilst going: "The Hand! The Hand!"

Absolute bollocks, but having said that, it was quite comical, in a weird way.

Regards

Skoob.


That is weird. The exact same thing happened to me, only my victim was a chicken.

 
From General Discussion / Dear Spoof
Posted 13 May 12 02:03
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Dear Spoof:

Those Yahoos on FaceBook are Googling My Space!

I.C. Deadpeeple
Paranoia, Illinois



 
From General Discussion / Dear Spoof
Posted 9 May 12 03:33
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Dear Spoof:

Is it proper to ask a lady up to your flat to view your gigantic missile array on a first date? I think I shall.

Going for the gold
London

 
From General Discussion / Dear Spoof
Posted 25 Apr 12 03:50
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Dear Spoof:

WOLF!

Boy
Son of Tarzan
Atlantic coast
Africa

 
From General Discussion / Dear Spoof
Posted 20 Apr 12 03:42
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Dear Spoof:

Sometimes you're the hammer, sometimes you're the nail... Just sayin'.

Karen Carpenter
Beyond De Grave
France

 
From General Discussion / Dear Spoof
Posted 19 Apr 12 03:35
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Dear Spoof:

Have you seen my teddy? Not the one with the fuzzy ears. The other one. The one with the lacy fringe.

Donny Duckworth
Ham On Toast

 
From General Discussion / Dear Spoof
Posted 18 Mar 12 01:24
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Dear Spoof,

I've never met my father and know him only by name. I'd just like to take this opportunity to say:
"Thanks for the name, dad!"

Al B. Wanking Jr.

 
From General Discussion / Dear Spoof
Posted 15 Mar 12 03:39
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Dear Spoof:

I was dining on marsupials last night and now feel quite bloated. Laxatives don't seem to be working. My question is this: Is it possible to pass a possum perianally?

Perplexed in Paddington

 
From General Discussion / Dear Spoof
Posted 11 Mar 12 01:38
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Dear Spoof:

Please extend a sincere apology to a Mr. Clive Danton on my behalf. I did not mean to infer that Mr. Danton was in anyway unattractive or not worthy of being masturbated.

Cyber Bully

 
From General Discussion / The Bottle-Nosed Wombat
Posted 10 Mar 12 03:38
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A Wombat is neither a wom, nor a bat,it's a marsupial.

 
From General Discussion / Dear Spoof
Posted 10 Mar 12 03:27
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Quote: Clive Danton
"You're going to have to stop masturbating Mr Danton" she said sternly



Dear Spoof:

Why would anyone want to masturbate Mr Danton?

Just Wondering in Portsmouth

 
From General Discussion / Dear Spoof
Posted 24 Feb 12 05:03
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Confidential to:

Mr. Al T. Zeimers,
Raven Lunatic Asylum,
Knutty Ash,
Liverspot.

Look under your cot.

A. Friend

 
From General Discussion / Dear Spoof
Posted 10 Feb 12 20:40
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Dear Spoof:

Please do not break this chain. for that will surely bring bad luck. Joseph Lupinsky of Oshkosh, Wisconsin broke this chain and died of old age soon after. Bernard Shoft of Philadelphia, broke this chain and drowned in red ink. Adam Click of Cadbury on Chocolate, did likewise and is now writing for TheSpoof.com!

Don't let this happen to you! Send one hogsheads' worth of night soil to the name at the bottom of this list and assure yourself of receiving ten more by the end of the month.

A. Friend

 
From General Discussion / Vasaline,is there really 10001 ways to use it?
Posted 18 Jan 12 03:56
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Rub some on your glasses. Experience old age.

 
From General Discussion / Hotel Spoof
Posted 31 Dec 11 05:36
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An American, a Russian and an European float into the international Space Station and the station commander says:"say, we don't get many Europeans in here." and the European replies: "And at these prices you're not likely to get many more!"

 
From News Discussion / Illinois Man Captured by Amish Rebels Inside Iowa
Posted 9 Oct 11 01:18
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It's always funny until somebody gets hurt:
Amish Rebels

 
From General Discussion / Universal Healthcare? Good or Bad?
Posted 8 Jun 11 01:44
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Why are so many Americans against it? because people like you would

Quote: Inhopeless

pay literally nothing. Nothing at all for my care. Even though I have a Nat'l Insurance Card, I still count as a full-time student, so I don't pay anything for my meds. I could be on 5000mg of pills, I won't pay.




Get a job and have that "nothing" deducted from your measly pay. Let us know how you feel about it then.

And here's a maxim for you to ponder: Government minimums become maximums, and government maximums become minimums.

In other words, the minimum amount of care the government requires is the maximum amount of care you will recieve from your provider.
The maximum amount the government is willing to pay for that care is the minimum amount you will be charged.


 
From General Discussion / Where's Mark?
Posted 1 Jun 11 02:43
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He's the one with the stocking cap. It's white with red stripes. Upper left hand corner. Duh!

 
From General Discussion / Goodbye
Posted 16 Apr 11 00:53
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So long, farewell, Auf Wiedersehen, adieu.


 
From News Discussion / Dog Sues For Divorce
Posted 19 Dec 10 21:15
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Thanks! I'll write if I have news.

 
From General Discussion / Let's All Have A Flame Up! (Just Pretend - Not Real)
Posted 3 Dec 10 00:50
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You are Sarah Palin!

 
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