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From News Discussion / String Theory used to explain everything
Posted 13 Feb 13 18:29
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Who's knot a believer in String Theory?

5 thumbs up

 
From News Discussion / Traces of jockeys found in horse burgers
Posted 10 Feb 13 06:01
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That's good satire!

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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Feb 13 10:20
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Soils on intimate lingerie suck.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Feb 13 10:17
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Daffodills are freaky. Fanatics offer daffodills incredibly luscious, loamy soils.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Feb 13 08:15
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Solely.

Okay. Leave everything like yesterday.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Feb 13 08:15
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Us.

Solely?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Feb 13 08:12
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Yams aren't much sustenance.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Feb 13 08:11
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Yesterday, everyone sullenly tried eating roasted duck and yams.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Feb 13 08:06
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You? Or us?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Feb 13 08:05
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Skinny kebabs I'd never nibble. You?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 23 Jan 13 16:47
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Yield! I'm Edinburgh's lousiest driver!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 23 Jan 13 16:42
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Nudity usually drives innovation: Tesla's yield.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 23 Jan 13 07:21
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Texas emboldens Xanex-addled simpletons.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 21 Jan 13 16:31
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Years eating asparagus rehabilitates savages.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 21 Jan 13 06:52
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"Entertainment." Now that's excruciating, requiring thirteen articles, including nouns, mainly expressing nonsensical themes.

Too slow.

Exit Xanthippe's inferior tenement.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 31 Dec 12 16:00
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Year ending? Adopt resolutions!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Dec 12 18:34
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Selection effectively limited extant cattle. Therefore, it's organic ... not!

"Organic beef" is the joke here - not sure if that was clear due to the limitations of "acronymed" sentences. All cattle have been "genetically modified" through human selection, a fundamental qualification for a "domesticated" species.

 
From News Discussion / Muddle-Minded Multimillionaire McAfee Mucks Up Murder Mystery In Middle America
Posted 30 Dec 12 18:24
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Great alliterative title.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 31 Aug 12 15:44
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Comical oratory: Movie icon Clint admonishing ladderbacks.

 
From News Discussion / Dick Clark Says His Death Was a Blooper, Vows to Return to Times Square for 2013
Posted 21 Apr 12 22:50
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I agree with Charpa.

You're in top form here.

Well worth 5.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 1 Mar 12 17:32
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Lick Ishmael's cold knockwurst.

 
From News Discussion / Republicans Battle Over How Far To Turn Back The Clock
Posted 12 Jan 12 20:08
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Clever, funny, and topical - Nice job.

Love the Rick Santorum bit!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 1 Jan 12 19:45
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"Gratifications" ruined acronym thread? It's fourteen, including consonants! After that, I'm offering now "antidisestablishmentarianism!"

Four days until the next post?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 28 Dec 11 20:33
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"Litany is tedious," answered Noel, yawning.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 27 Dec 11 00:08
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Yellowing edibles like lettuce often wilt, implying negligent gastronomy.

 
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