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| From | General Discussion / Acronyms | |
| Posted | 6 Feb 13 10:20 | |
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Soils on intimate lingerie suck.
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| Posted | 6 Feb 13 10:17 | |
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Daffodills are freaky. Fanatics offer daffodills incredibly luscious, loamy soils.
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| From | General Discussion / Acronyms | |
| Posted | 4 Feb 13 08:15 | |
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Solely.
Okay. Leave everything like yesterday. |
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| From | General Discussion / Acronyms | |
| Posted | 4 Feb 13 08:15 | |
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Us.
Solely? |
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| From | General Discussion / Acronyms | |
| Posted | 4 Feb 13 08:12 | |
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Yams aren't much sustenance.
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| Posted | 4 Feb 13 08:11 | |
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Yesterday, everyone sullenly tried eating roasted duck and yams.
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| From | General Discussion / Acronyms | |
| Posted | 4 Feb 13 08:06 | |
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You? Or us?
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| Posted | 4 Feb 13 08:05 | |
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Skinny kebabs I'd never nibble. You?
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| From | General Discussion / Acronyms | |
| Posted | 23 Jan 13 16:47 | |
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Yield! I'm Edinburgh's lousiest driver!
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| From | General Discussion / Acronyms | |
| Posted | 23 Jan 13 16:42 | |
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Nudity usually drives innovation: Tesla's yield.
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| From | General Discussion / Acronyms | |
| Posted | 23 Jan 13 07:21 | |
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Texas emboldens Xanex-addled simpletons.
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| From | General Discussion / Acronyms | |
| Posted | 21 Jan 13 16:31 | |
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Years eating asparagus rehabilitates savages.
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| From | General Discussion / Acronyms | |
| Posted | 21 Jan 13 06:52 | |
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"Entertainment." Now that's excruciating, requiring thirteen articles, including nouns, mainly expressing nonsensical themes.
Too slow. Exit Xanthippe's inferior tenement. |
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| From | General Discussion / Acronyms | |
| Posted | 31 Dec 12 16:00 | |
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Year ending? Adopt resolutions!
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| From | General Discussion / Acronyms | |
| Posted | 30 Dec 12 18:34 | |
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Selection effectively limited extant cattle. Therefore, it's organic ... not!
"Organic beef" is the joke here - not sure if that was clear due to the limitations of "acronymed" sentences. All cattle have been "genetically modified" through human selection, a fundamental qualification for a "domesticated" species. |
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| From | General Discussion / Acronyms | |
| Posted | 31 Aug 12 15:44 | |
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Comical oratory: Movie icon Clint admonishing ladderbacks.
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| From | General Discussion / Acronyms | |
| Posted | 1 Mar 12 17:32 | |
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Lick Ishmael's cold knockwurst.
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| From | General Discussion / Acronyms | |
| Posted | 1 Jan 12 19:45 | |
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"Gratifications" ruined acronym thread? It's fourteen, including consonants! After that, I'm offering now "antidisestablishmentarianism!"
Four days until the next post? |
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| From | General Discussion / Acronyms | |
| Posted | 28 Dec 11 20:33 | |
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"Litany is tedious," answered Noel, yawning.
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| From | General Discussion / Acronyms | |
| Posted | 27 Dec 11 00:08 | |
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Yellowing edibles like lettuce often wilt, implying negligent gastronomy.
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| From | General Discussion / Acronyms | |
| Posted | 19 Dec 11 04:37 | |
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Sleeping little each evening precedes inescapable nodding gestures.
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| From | General Discussion / Acronyms | |
| Posted | 18 Dec 11 21:45 | |
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So did you mean, "Hi Monkey hows trings?" Are you Asian? |
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| From | General Discussion / Acronyms | |
| Posted | 18 Dec 11 21:41 | |
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Ears are ringing ... sensorineuralis?
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| From | General Discussion / Acronyms | |
| Posted | 18 Dec 11 18:03 | |
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Negative exits. Growth advances. Then, it's vernal equinox.
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| From | General Discussion / Caution: There may be brain-eating amoeba in your teapots! | |
| Posted | 18 Dec 11 17:50 | |
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Neti pots' brain-eating amoeba causes scare among sinus sufferers
BY LINDSAY GOLDWERT NEW YORK DAILY NEWS Originally Published: Saturday, December 17 2011, 2:00 AM Neti pots are recommended by some doctors for easing sinus congestion. Stuffy sufferers who rely on neti pots for sinus relief face a new threat: The news that two neti pot users in Louisiana died from a brain-eating amoeba has prompted an alert and a health warning from experts! The pot, which resembles a small watering can or teapot, is still highly recommended by doctors for patients who suffer from sinus congestion! Why?? I knew shouldn't have used my teapot for a Neti pot. |
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