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| From | General Discussion / palindrome workout | |
| Posted | 22 Dec 08 05:54 | |
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Give me ten! And keep Sarah Palin Drone out of it
amanaplanacanalpanama .. Teddy R. rotpooptar .. John Winters |
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| From | General Discussion / Is there a ' osting limit'? |
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| Posted | 21 Dec 08 22:12 | |
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I'm sorry. It's mostly me. I'll stop it now.
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| From | General Discussion / Is there a ' osting limit'? |
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| Posted | 20 Dec 08 18:40 | |
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I can prove aspartame is safe.
I say, "aspartame is dangerous." I am a little green man, from a UFO. You must be nuts to think I am correct. So, eat plenty of it! |
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| From | General Discussion / How are Featured Writers chosen? | |
| Posted | 20 Dec 08 04:07 | |
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| From | General Discussion / Is there a ' osting limit'? |
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| Posted | 20 Dec 08 04:05 | |
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Yes, a little poison can be a stimulant.. sort of like acupuncture. However, if you use a large sword instead of a small needle, it may not have a good effect. |
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| From | General Discussion / How are Featured Writers chosen? | |
| Posted | 20 Dec 08 01:17 | |
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Come to my mother ship. My crew wants to prepare a special batch of peanut butter just for you.
Bring some cherry jelly too. |
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| From | General Discussion / How are Featured Writers chosen? | |
| Posted | 19 Dec 08 18:19 | |
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They must show us how much peanut butter they can hold in each orifice.
We make this test on our mouther ship. We of course add aspartame to the peanut butter. If they set a new record, they are featured. |
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| From | General Discussion / Acronyms | |
| Posted | 19 Dec 08 18:04 | |
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Me Paraquat Yoghurt sale often gives her uncomfortable rumbling tummy
Tummy Underwent More Aspartame, Equal Microsurgery Yesterday arrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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| From | General Discussion / Acronyms | |
| Posted | 19 Dec 08 10:51 | |
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aspartame equal = me paraquat sale
Yes, I was sent here to make sure Earthlings were all quenched with aspartame. |
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| From | General Discussion / Is there a ' osting limit'? |
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| Posted | 19 Dec 08 09:09 | |
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One thing Ebray IS good for is buying pure aspartame; this is required for certain recipies. Aspartame companies will not sell it to non food industry people.
But there are a few psychos on Ebray that sell it on the sly, sorta like crack. I think I shut those psychos down with my attacks here thru the dimension of sardony. |
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| From | General Discussion / Understanding the Editorial Line | |
| Posted | 18 Dec 08 08:03 | |
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I was a photographer for the M.I.T. paper, The Tech.
I shot wrestlers and guest speakers. |
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| From | General Discussion / Happy Thanksgiving everyone! | |
| Posted | 3 Dec 08 04:48 | |
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As the Earth turns...
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| From | General Discussion / Happy Thanksgiving everyone! | |
| Posted | 1 Dec 08 02:59 | |
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photosythesis.. need I say more?
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| From | General Discussion / When Do You Give Five Stars To A Story?? | |
| Posted | 29 Nov 08 16:06 | |
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Could you please decode that response? Green smoke is now comming from my alien brain..
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| From | General Discussion / Happy Thanksgiving everyone! | |
| Posted | 27 Nov 08 13:01 | |
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actually.. it's granbury.. time to bury granma
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| From | General Discussion / Happy Thanksgiving everyone! | |
| Posted | 27 Nov 08 00:24 | |
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be sure to add extra aspartame to the cranbury sauce
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| From | General Discussion / Aspartame Industry Closes Down John Winters | |
| Posted | 26 Nov 08 06:52 | |
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Censored
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| From | General Discussion / When Do You Give Five Stars To A Story?? | |
| Posted | 26 Nov 08 06:51 | |
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When green liquids oooze from all 17 of my orify uncontrolably
For clear liquids, just four stars.. tends to leave my tubes clogged. |
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| From | General Discussion / bacteria are plural | |
| Posted | 29 Oct 08 05:51 | |
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Bacteria are good.
Bacteria is not good. |
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