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Quote: Lynton

I'd heard of 'Gengal Geigers' but Japanese ones are new to me

do they like a gottle of gear too and are they all 'scripey'?

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Zes

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Quote: Erskin Quint

In questionable taste and daft as a boat horse. 5*

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Even worse taste, sort of like metallic acid, is the latest feed from Fukushima..

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Quote: Lady Godiva

Are these the feral geigers you mentioned in your PM?

LG

Can you still read the meesages I get???

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Why yes they are. And the story is still developing. The Geigers were last seen on a bus on the way to your town.

Meesages.. gosh! That lights up in red on my screen. I use Mozilla and it seems to have a smell shceckr.

Lady,

Relax. You are just suffering an aspartame overdose. It will end shortly. Then you go into the tertiary phase, which lasts the rest of your life.

Actually, I'm seeing Mrs. Shuttlecock on the side..

Such are the long-term effects of aspartame use. How dreary.


Also, since Google became "more selective" my counts have gone from a hundred a day to a mere ten.

Please send the carmel ones to me! Write for address..

mm.. keep it clean boys.

I'm kicking myself. I woulda shoulda coulda kinda wrote it.
This actually happened to me last week! Could it be that a reporter was observing?

You can actually buy the Obamao doll there you know.

Actually, I filled in a few missing details in this wonderful example of human nature, at least among humans in Russia. I'm sure you can find it.

Actually this story is all too true. It happened to a lady I knew quite well, but not in the Biblical sense. We both knew the Bible, but .. ok ok

Any way, it fell out quite often. I'm just not too clear on how she put it back, but she must have, or it could not have kept falling out, could it?

The poor chap's life has turned into one giant spoof script.

If I were out to get this guy, I would buy one of those universal remotes, then sneak into the stall next to his in the men's room. Then, capture and duplicate the signal.

Then program all cell phone towers to broadcast it once every five minutes.

That would be interesting.

Yes, well as I alluded to in my snippets, I don't want too many bites. Might get some kind of disease.

My fly is a do not bite zone.

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Quote: Morse

AB: spoofing to the masses is like fly fishing...

YOU'VE GOT TO MATCH THE HATCH, if you want to get a bite!

Morse

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Yes. I see you have your protective chemical rubber suit on to protect you from it. Good show old chap!

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Quote: Skoob1999

AB

When I first started spoofing I thought Aspartame was a made up thing. Then the wife spotted it on a food wrapper.

Aspartame...

It's real...

It's out there...

Right now...

But of course you already knew that AB

It's really pissing down outside.

Regards

Skoob.

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Been drinking again, I see. You poor sot; you can 'ardly type.

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Quote: Skoob1999

5***** AB

Wibble wibble.

Squeak.

Hee-haw.

Skoob.

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What do you think 'the other white meat' is?
What do you think they serve in Chinese restaurants, in China?
Why do you think the flying saucers are so interested in you?

The Earth is a ranch.
We, I mean you, are the cattle.

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Quote: DaddyMothership

Wouldn't a more efficient solution be mass cannibalisation?

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too true!

This sounds like a strained allusion to some horrible crime that deeply affected the author.

I am sad.

Yes, this was true at M.I.T. However, it did not hold true at Harvard. I think they use Viagra or something.

So, now I know where vegamite came from.. those little brown pet droppings..

UN peace keeping forces seem to be quite busy these days..

I think this explains why Mark takes care of the computers..

So this is what TheSpoof has become..

Brilliant! I love how ugly she looks, like a ho on crack!