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From News Discussion / Radioactive water being sent to Midoriyam
Posted 13 Apr 11 11:59
Ninja Warrior is a TV show from Japan.
I did not know kids played "the game".
Kids always are playing games.
That is how they win.


From News Discussion / Radioactive water being sent to Midoriyam
Posted 11 Apr 11 20:56
Pun? Whats that? Can I aks you a question about that?

Quote: Lynton

I hope the younger readers get the pun and the older ones might just have kids who play the game.

I liked it so 5* from me

From News Discussion / Feral geigers spotted in Tokyo
Posted 7 Apr 11 01:15

Quote: Lynton

I'd heard of 'Gengal Geigers' but Japanese ones are new to me

do they like a gottle of gear too and are they all 'scripey'?


From News Discussion / Feral geigers spotted in Tokyo
Posted 3 Apr 11 04:57

Quote: Erskin Quint

In questionable taste and daft as a boat horse. 5*

Even worse taste, sort of like metallic acid, is the latest feed from Fukushima..

From News Discussion / Feral geigers spotted in Tokyo
Posted 3 Apr 11 04:56

Quote: Lady Godiva

Are these the feral geigers you mentioned in your PM?


Can you still read the meesages I get???

Why yes they are. And the story is still developing. The Geigers were last seen on a bus on the way to your town.

Meesages.. gosh! That lights up in red on my screen. I use Mozilla and it seems to have a smell shceckr.

From General Discussion / Message from Lady Godiva
Posted 3 Apr 11 04:51

Relax. You are just suffering an aspartame overdose. It will end shortly. Then you go into the tertiary phase, which lasts the rest of your life.

From News Discussion / Local Man Devastated By Wife's Sordid Secret
Posted 19 Mar 11 21:51
Actually, I'm seeing Mrs. Shuttlecock on the side..

From General Discussion / Wheres it all gone?
Posted 11 Mar 11 03:15
Such are the long-term effects of aspartame use. How dreary.

Also, since Google became "more selective" my counts have gone from a hundred a day to a mere ten.

From News Discussion / Toffees to be removed from all chocolate selections
Posted 27 Nov 10 19:15
Please send the carmel ones to me! Write for address..

From News Discussion / More People Are Having Sex Now Than At Any Time In Recorded History
Posted 21 Nov 09 17:55
mm.. keep it clean boys.

From News Discussion / Seizure Scare in Popular Restaurant!
Posted 18 Nov 09 07:57
I'm kicking myself. I woulda shoulda coulda kinda wrote it.
This actually happened to me last week! Could it be that a reporter was observing?

From News Discussion / What Happens in China Stays in China
Posted 18 Nov 09 06:43
You can actually buy the Obamao doll there you know.

From General Discussion / 'Body sold' to Russia kebab shop
Posted 16 Nov 09 06:34
Actually, I filled in a few missing details in this wonderful example of human nature, at least among humans in Russia. I'm sure you can find it.

From News Discussion / West Coast Woman Whose Vagina Fell Out Offered Her Own Reality Show
Posted 14 Nov 09 14:42
Actually this story is all too true. It happened to a lady I knew quite well, but not in the Biblical sense. We both knew the Bible, but .. ok ok

Any way, it fell out quite often. I'm just not too clear on how she put it back, but she must have, or it could not have kept falling out, could it?

From General Discussion / Man uses remote to control his bowel
Posted 13 Nov 09 19:04
The poor chap's life has turned into one giant spoof script.

If I were out to get this guy, I would buy one of those universal remotes, then sneak into the stall next to his in the men's room. Then, capture and duplicate the signal.

Then program all cell phone towers to broadcast it once every five minutes.

That would be interesting.

From News Discussion / Perverse nature of stories due to aspartame abuse
Posted 13 Nov 09 14:30
Yes, well as I alluded to in my snippets, I don't want too many bites. Might get some kind of disease.

My fly is a do not bite zone.

Quote: Morse

AB: spoofing to the masses is like fly fishing...

YOU'VE GOT TO MATCH THE HATCH, if you want to get a bite!


From News Discussion / Perverse nature of stories due to aspartame abuse
Posted 13 Nov 09 14:28
Yes. I see you have your protective chemical rubber suit on to protect you from it. Good show old chap!

Quote: Skoob1999


When I first started spoofing I thought Aspartame was a made up thing. Then the wife spotted it on a food wrapper.


It's real...

It's out there...

Right now...

But of course you already knew that AB

It's really pissing down outside.



From News Discussion / Perverse nature of stories due to aspartame abuse
Posted 13 Nov 09 13:49
Been drinking again, I see. You poor sot; you can 'ardly type.

Quote: Skoob1999

5***** AB

Wibble wibble.




From News Discussion / Report: More war means more food
Posted 6 Nov 09 02:04
What do you think 'the other white meat' is?
What do you think they serve in Chinese restaurants, in China?
Why do you think the flying saucers are so interested in you?

The Earth is a ranch.
We, I mean you, are the cattle.

Quote: DaddyMothership

Wouldn't a more efficient solution be mass cannibalisation?

From News Discussion / Report: More war means more food
Posted 5 Nov 09 04:19
too true!

From News Discussion / Swine Flu Cure Is AIDS
Posted 31 Oct 09 10:15
This sounds like a strained allusion to some horrible crime that deeply affected the author.

I am sad.

From News Discussion / Scientists Prove Theorom
Posted 31 Oct 09 10:09
Yes, this was true at M.I.T. However, it did not hold true at Harvard. I think they use Viagra or something.

From News Discussion / Monsanto Invents Vegimal, A Pet You Can Eat
Posted 31 Oct 09 03:18
So, now I know where vegamite came from.. those little brown pet droppings..

From News Discussion / U.N. Peacekeeping forces take over KFC
Posted 30 Oct 09 11:38
UN peace keeping forces seem to be quite busy these days..

From Magazine Discussion / Computer Repairs Explained By A Technophobe
Posted 27 Oct 09 00:13
I think this explains why Mark takes care of the computers..

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