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From | General Discussion / Acronyms | |
Posted | 17 Dec 11 05:32 | |
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From | News Discussion / Transport Minister attacks pedestrians | |
Posted | 17 Dec 11 05:20 | |
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I was sorely dissapointed after reading this. I was hoping for a few karate chops, kicks, punches, and perhaps attack with a mace.. or at least a shillelagh. A car is good, though. But need to wipe out a whole crowd.
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From | News Discussion / Queen To Star In Hardcore Porn Flick | |
Posted | 17 Dec 11 05:10 | |
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Is it legal to publish this in England? Or do you have to go to Trafalgar Square?
My Mother always told me that in England, the only place you can say whatever you want is in Trafalgar Square. She took me there and I saw all these crazy people standing on boxes ranting and raving. Turns out my Mother was wrong. I just read that even in Trafalgar Square, you can't say what the Queen don't want to 'ear. I assume that is where she 'did it'. I had a friend named Clive, in Scarborough, for just less than a year back 1960,61, or 62.. not sure .. I lost track. He was a real nut. I assume that's you Clive. Hi. How ya been. Anyone wanna buy some Euros? I got 1000 Euro notes! |
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From | Magazine Discussion / When I'm Sixty-Eight (song for a public sector workers' musical) | |
Posted | 14 Dec 11 03:25 | |
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Yes. Humans will have to work or die. The state cares little which. All that pension stuff. Ponzi. He was one of us you know.. from the constellation Orion.
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From | News Discussion / The Euro's Collapse: Germany Invades France | |
Posted | 10 Dec 11 13:00 | |
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This is great stuff. Now I want to go to France! I've got to see this in person!
I know, I'll come and liberate you! (I did in my latest story!) |
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From | News Discussion / Waffle iron claims family of ten | |
Posted | 9 Dec 11 08:39 | |
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please delete this thread.. hit wrong button..
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From | News Discussion / Weiner is Too big To Fail! | |
Posted | 11 Jun 11 13:46 | |
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New flash, pictures thought to be of Wiener, were actually just his Wiener shaped head.
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From | General Discussion / Preference: tits up, or tits down | |
Posted | 11 Jun 11 13:41 | |
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So, how do you like it boyz?
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From | News Discussion / Amish Man Kills Wife, Self | |
Posted | 8 Jun 11 14:31 | |
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UN to ban hand tools in the wake of the Amish massacre!
The treaty is expected to be ratified by the Senate. Americans will be limited to soft spongy tools that cannot prove lethal, when used as directed... |
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From | News Discussion / Weiner is Too big To Fail! | |
Posted | 7 Jun 11 04:37 | |
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I'm glad I don't have any stock in Oscar Myer!
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From | News Discussion / Nation Solves Debt Problem Thanks to Sarah Palin's New Country | |
Posted | 5 Jun 11 18:10 | |
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The only problem is, China has already cashed out of 97 percent of their US debt and has bought gold. Probably gold plated tungsten though.
![]() Now, when you retire, you think SP is going to pay your SS money to you? That is most of the debt! We now owe it to ourselves. The National Debt is code words for Our Social Contract to take care of aging baby boomers. It's all about screwing the boomers.. always has been. |
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From | News Discussion / Giant foot crushes Antville; 234 dead | |
Posted | 30 May 11 21:45 | |
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Not advising anyone try acting out anything illegal (OR EVEN IMMORAL ) OF COURSE!
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From | News Discussion / Giant foot crushes Antville; 234 dead | |
Posted | 30 May 11 06:45 | |
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Yes, we need to do a bettor job with our picture frames, and pictures.. one picture per story, and a little one at that.. makes life hard here.
We need models to act out our spoofs! How about it?
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From | News Discussion / Birdman Of Dorking Dies On Maiden Flight | |
Posted | 30 May 11 06:40 | |
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I was terribly dissapointed. Instead of a raunchy tale about tattooed genitalia, I found a well written classy story about a bird man.
Umm. Brings back memories of English class. And the prefects! |
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From | News Discussion / Giant foot crushes Antville; 234 dead | |
Posted | 25 May 11 13:20 | |
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Yes. Last seen stuck onto the the bottom of the shoe; a merry old sole! |
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From | News Discussion / Giant foot crushes Antville; 234 dead | |
Posted | 24 May 11 02:02 | |
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Actually, tis sad, but this love letter was found in the colony the next day; probably the last words of one of the drones:
It was formication, I know And it might have ended, at the start A passing glance, a brief romance And I might have gone, on my way, empty-hearted, empty-hearted It was formication, I know Seeing you under, the moonlight above, anty And I touch your thorax, and I kiss you and formication, turned to fornication, anty My formication, turned to fornication, oh anty, yeah My formication anty, ooh, turned to fornication Formication, I know And it might have ended, at the start A passing glance, a brief romance And I might have gone on my way empty-hearted Formication, oh and I know, I know anty Seeing you under, under the moonlight, moonlight above Anty I, I touch your antenna Oh And I kiss you anty Oh anty And my, my formication, my formication Turned to fornication Formication oh, my, my, my formication anty Turned to fornication My formication turned to fornication Authorities speculate that the author of the letter, a faithful companion of the Queen, died from self-inflicted sting wounds. |
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From | News Discussion / It's Not Like He Was Screwing The Global Economy 'defence' in Strauss-Khan sex case | |
Posted | 17 May 11 04:37 | |
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where's the spoof? Suspiciously looks like the truth!
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From | General Discussion / Dominique Strauss-Kahn story anyone? | |
Posted | 15 May 11 05:59 | |
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Ya gonna write a story bout this?
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From | General Discussion / Lady Gaga was, long ago.. | |
Posted | 14 May 11 19:04 | |
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Well, where the heck did
SHE come from? |
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From | News Discussion / Palin's Breasts are a "Concern" to Trump | |
Posted | 14 May 11 18:54 | |
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I can see the follow up story.. Trump has breast augmentation surgery to level the playing field with Sara Palin.
"NOW who's Foxier?", he quipped. |
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From | General Discussion / Was Lady Gaga ever a Guyguy? | |
Posted | 14 May 11 18:52 | |
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She seems so ballsy!
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From | News Discussion / Al Quaeda Submarine Built to Look For Osama Bin Laden | |
Posted | 10 May 11 05:42 | |
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I'm imPRESSED
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From | News Discussion / Republicans Demand Osama Bin Laden's Long Form Death Certificate | |
Posted | 9 May 11 06:07 | |
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Al Qaeda says so. So you better beleive it.
Al Qaeda says so. Al Qaeda says. You beleive. Unbeleif will not be tolerated. Conform citizen. |
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From | General Discussion / Email to Lady Godiva - just received from Queen Elizabeth II | |
Posted | 9 May 11 01:25 | |
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Nice head
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From | News Discussion / Bin Laden Death Pictures Released As Conspiracy Theories Mount | |
Posted | 5 May 11 01:51 | |
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Where's the beef!
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