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| From | General Discussion / Acronyms | |
| Posted | 8 Mar 09 08:38 | |
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Suck underwear clean, KKK.
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| Posted | 8 Mar 09 08:37 | |
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| Posted | 8 Mar 09 01:44 | |
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noodles; onerous, obstreperous, delinquent, lazy Eunuchs suck.
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| Posted | 8 Mar 09 01:42 | |
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Unicorn, now irritated cause, ordered rancid noodles.
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| From | General Discussion / Acronyms | |
| Posted | 7 Mar 09 16:53 | |
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Expensive xbox play enables new slut inductions; vampires excited.
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| From | General Discussion / Acronyms | |
| Posted | 5 Mar 09 05:50 | |
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Seriously erroneous ranting in obtuse unabated slang lost you.
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| From | General Discussion / Acronyms | |
| Posted | 4 Mar 09 02:57 | |
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Hours observing ukulele rehearsals stifle.
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| From | General Discussion / Acronyms | |
| Posted | 3 Mar 09 03:04 | |
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Thinker hates indecent Nazis kneeing enthusiastic rabbi.
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| From | General Discussion / Acronyms | |
| Posted | 2 Mar 09 04:37 | |
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Knickers negated,
Inside cunningly, Knockers ensconced, Randy sublimated. |
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| From | General Discussion / Acronyms | |
| Posted | 1 Mar 09 19:31 | |
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| From | General Discussion / Acronyms | |
| Posted | 1 Mar 09 02:18 | |
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Sexuality enhances Xemnas' uvulopalatopharyngoplasty aspartame lozenges in todays youth.
Backgrounder: Xemnas is always getting uvulopalatopharyngoplasties. It keeps growing back. That's why he has to keep sucking on those lozenges to shrink it up; otherwise, he has like two tongues, but this extra one, he can't keep in his mouth because it is too big. Good thing he is sexy because he is real young. Yes, methanol is astringent. |
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| From | General Discussion / Acronyms | |
| Posted | 1 Mar 09 00:52 | |
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oops
Hey, what am I? Human or something! |
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| From | General Discussion / Acronyms | |
| Posted | 1 Mar 09 00:51 | |
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Partaker arrives, ridiculing the aspartame knowing ejaculating rats
Please ignore the above nugget of truth. |
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| From | General Discussion / Acronyms | |
| Posted | 28 Feb 09 17:26 | |
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| Posted | 28 Feb 09 14:46 | |
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Sausages assiduously
uvulating seductively; Aspartaming gangrenous Esophagus secretions The Gnome Sausage Queen Her uvulation was on the Fritz! They had to nuke her room at the Ritz! She was limber and did the splitz! Silly Gnome! Like to play with her ....? ....sing to the tune of your favorite Nick Jagger tune |
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| From | General Discussion / Acronyms | |
| Posted | 26 Feb 09 07:41 | |
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| From | General Discussion / NOT Anagrams | |
| Posted | 25 Feb 09 03:36 | |
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Yes, you are nice. Unlike me who is nasty when feeling good, and nice when feeling rotten; you are nice when feeling good and nasty when feeling rotten. But, you are human; I am alien. So, it makes sense. You are forgiven. |
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| From | General Discussion / Acronyms | |
| Posted | 24 Feb 09 13:52 | |
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Sensitive Eunuch
Now serendipitously, Intelligently, Technically, Inspirationally, Vivaciously, Erudite Sign found in front of a Government Castration Clinic, 2015. While you wait, they give you a nice tall cold glass of aspartame to assimilate |
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| From | General Discussion / Spoofers Solve Economic Meltdown: The ideal STIMULUS! | |
| Posted | 23 Feb 09 04:50 | |
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Don't blame us Americans for the financial problem. Bilderburg Group had this all planned out. They pulled the plug. They want to go back to the dark ages. And I'm sure we'll get there. |
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| From | General Discussion / Spoofers Solve Economic Meltdown: The ideal STIMULUS! | |
| Posted | 23 Feb 09 01:55 | |
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Easy to solve the problem of money. Outlaw it.
So then, what have you got? A lot of "financial" people looking for real work to do, like starting a garden. |
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| From | General Discussion / NOT Anagrams | |
| Posted | 23 Feb 09 01:51 | |
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perhaps you should stick to anagrams, after all.
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| From | General Discussion / Acronyms | |
| Posted | 23 Feb 09 01:33 | |
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| From | General Discussion / OK Best Headline - as nobody liked Best Story | |
| Posted | 23 Feb 09 00:46 | |
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Two hundred pound chimp eats the face off fill in the blank
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| From | General Discussion / NOT Anagrams | |
| Posted | 23 Feb 09 00:45 | |
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The best donuts are made from potatoes and are called spudnuts. Ever try them? |
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| From | General Discussion / Acronyms | |
| Posted | 22 Feb 09 03:29 | |
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Yelling,
Entrails laying Limp in nasty gore. Quoth the chimpanzee, "never more". Having bitten every mitten No stomach left for more. "Hillary castigated, berated me and more when her face I bit off I think that she was sore" 2OO lb chip |
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