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From News Discussion / Weiner is Too big To Fail!
Posted 7 Jun 11 04:37
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I'm glad I don't have any stock in Oscar Myer!

 
From News Discussion / Nation Solves Debt Problem Thanks to Sarah Palin's New Country
Posted 5 Jun 11 18:10
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The only problem is, China has already cashed out of 97 percent of their US debt and has bought gold. Probably gold plated tungsten though.

Now, when you retire, you think SP is going to pay your SS money to you? That is most of the debt! We now owe it to ourselves.

The National Debt is code words for Our Social Contract to take care of aging baby boomers.

It's all about screwing the boomers.. always has been.

 
From News Discussion / Giant foot crushes Antville; 234 dead
Posted 30 May 11 21:45
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Not advising anyone try acting out anything illegal (OR EVEN IMMORAL ) OF COURSE!



Quote: Erskin Quint

Be careful, be very very careful.


Quote: Ellie James

I'd model.....or I'd take pictures of weird things. I live in Texas....we have a lot of weird things!



 
From News Discussion / Giant foot crushes Antville; 234 dead
Posted 30 May 11 06:45
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Yes, we need to do a bettor job with our picture frames, and pictures.. one picture per story, and a little one at that.. makes life hard here.

We need models to act out our spoofs! How about it?



Quote: pinxit

On a related note.

How's that for top spoofing?

=]


 
From News Discussion / Birdman Of Dorking Dies On Maiden Flight
Posted 30 May 11 06:40
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I was terribly dissapointed. Instead of a raunchy tale about tattooed genitalia, I found a well written classy story about a bird man.

Umm. Brings back memories of English class. And the prefects!

 
From News Discussion / Giant foot crushes Antville; 234 dead
Posted 25 May 11 13:20
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Quote: Lynton

Oh no! Did they get Ant King Cole too?



Yes. Last seen stuck onto the the bottom of the shoe;
a merry old sole!

 
From News Discussion / Giant foot crushes Antville; 234 dead
Posted 24 May 11 02:02
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Actually, tis sad, but this love letter was found in the colony the next day; probably the last words of one of the drones:

It was formication, I know
And it might have ended, at the start
A passing glance, a brief romance
And I might have gone, on my way, empty-hearted, empty-hearted

It was formication, I know
Seeing you under, the moonlight above, anty
And I touch your thorax, and I kiss you
and formication, turned to fornication, anty

My formication, turned to fornication, oh anty, yeah
My formication anty, ooh, turned to fornication

Formication, I know
And it might have ended, at the start
A passing glance, a brief romance
And I might have gone on my way empty-hearted

Formication, oh and I know, I know anty
Seeing you under, under the moonlight, moonlight above
Anty I, I touch your antenna
Oh And I kiss you anty
Oh anty

And my, my formication, my formication
Turned to fornication
Formication oh, my, my, my formication anty
Turned to fornication
My formication turned to fornication





Authorities speculate that the author of the letter, a faithful companion of the Queen, died from self-inflicted sting wounds.

 
From News Discussion / It's Not Like He Was Screwing The Global Economy 'defence' in Strauss-Khan sex case
Posted 17 May 11 04:37
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where's the spoof? Suspiciously looks like the truth!

 
From General Discussion / Dominique Strauss-Kahn story anyone?
Posted 15 May 11 05:59
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Ya gonna write a story bout this?

 
From General Discussion / Lady Gaga was, long ago..
Posted 14 May 11 19:04
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Well, where the heck did
SHE
come from?

 
From News Discussion / Palin's Breasts are a "Concern" to Trump
Posted 14 May 11 18:54
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I can see the follow up story.. Trump has breast augmentation surgery to level the playing field with Sara Palin.

"NOW who's Foxier?", he quipped.

 
From General Discussion / Was Lady Gaga ever a Guyguy?
Posted 14 May 11 18:52
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She seems so ballsy!

 
From News Discussion / Al Quaeda Submarine Built to Look For Osama Bin Laden
Posted 10 May 11 05:42
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I'm imPRESSED

 
From News Discussion / Republicans Demand Osama Bin Laden's Long Form Death Certificate
Posted 9 May 11 06:07
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Al Qaeda says so. So you better beleive it.

Al Qaeda says so. Al Qaeda says. You beleive.

Unbeleif will not be tolerated. Conform citizen.

 
From General Discussion / Email to Lady Godiva - just received from Queen Elizabeth II
Posted 9 May 11 01:25
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Nice head
(pic)


 
From News Discussion / Bin Laden Death Pictures Released As Conspiracy Theories Mount
Posted 5 May 11 01:51
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Where's the beef!


 
From News Discussion / Republicans Demand Osama Bin Laden's Long Form Death Certificate
Posted 4 May 11 05:47
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Funny if you think Osama not dead already


 
From News Discussion / Republicans Demand Osama Bin Laden's Long Form Death Certificate
Posted 4 May 11 04:50
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Osama long dead not here to laugh at us..


 
From News Discussion / Arse wiping assistance requirements increase
Posted 24 Apr 11 17:32
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I actually had this issue for a while.
It's no laughing matter, especially for those close to you.

"In an effort to meet the problem head on, support groups are being set up for people unable to reach their own bums, so they can reach out to each other in the only way that matters. " [quoted from article]

I thought I was the only one. Please give contact info for support group, just in case this happens again!

 
From General Discussion / Lady Godiva
Posted 24 Apr 11 14:31
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I had a favorite author on here. Now she is on vacation.
I do hope she comes back soon.

 
From News Discussion / Obama To Announce Formation Of "Department Of Drug Cartel" To Balance Budget
Posted 17 Apr 11 14:48
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The odd thing is that the banks depend on drug money to stay afloat. The CIA has milked this business for many years to raise cash. The DEA is only allowed to go so far against the cartels. The forces of evil are stronger that the forces of good in this world, at the moment.

Five stars from the time I spotted the headline.. really sucked me in.

 
From News Discussion / Radioactive water being sent to Midoriyam
Posted 15 Apr 11 15:19
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I am impressed. You have done your homework.

You get an A+.

Your link does not work for me.

This one does.

And, if you get bored sitting at your computer, sign up with these chaps.

 
From News Discussion / Video of the Cher Nobel Prize now available
Posted 15 Apr 11 02:10
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I call'm as I seem'm.

However, the neutron beams are changing ALL of us.

Things will get very hot on TheSpoof.


Quote: Lynton

Have you won the war against sweetners? Will we be seeing an ID change due to those nuclear rays?


 
From News Discussion / Radioactive water being sent to Midoriyam
Posted 13 Apr 11 13:24
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Nimca is anagram for manic..

the mind works in odd ways!

 
From News Discussion / Pia Toscano Finally Speaks Out And Blames The American Idol Judges For Her Elimination From American Idol
Posted 13 Apr 11 12:53
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"And she said that she knows first hand, from an unnamed inside source, that there are two little 12-year-old girls in North Carolina who are in love with Scotty McCreery and that last week one voted for him 34,281 times and the other one voted for him 29,802 times." -Abel R.

Yes, and I think these girls are Siamese twins, daughters of the poor idiot savant ladies who used to follow Dick Clark. All they could say was "Dick Clark. Ho yeah! Dick Clark. Dick Clark. Ho yeah! Dick Clark..Dick Clark. Ho yeah! Dick Clark..."

 
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