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Criminy! Rut insanely, mate, in nun's yoni!



{Imagine a really fat nun.. who seldom bathes.. and has very thick glasses.. and oily hair.. You get the picture.}

I was sorely dissapointed after reading this. I was hoping for a few karate chops, kicks, punches, and perhaps attack with a mace.. or at least a shillelagh. A car is good, though. But need to wipe out a whole crowd.

Is it legal to publish this in England? Or do you have to go to Trafalgar Square?

My Mother always told me that in England, the only place you can say whatever you want is in Trafalgar Square. She took me there and I saw all these crazy people standing on boxes ranting and raving.

Turns out my Mother was wrong. I just read that even in Trafalgar Square, you can't say what the Queen don't want to 'ear.

I assume that is where she 'did it'.

I had a friend named Clive, in Scarborough, for just less than a year back 1960,61, or 62.. not sure .. I lost track.

He was a real nut. I assume that's you Clive.

Hi. How ya been.

Anyone wanna buy some Euros? I got 1000 Euro notes!

Yes. Humans will have to work or die. The state cares little which. All that pension stuff. Ponzi. He was one of us you know.. from the constellation Orion.

This is great stuff. Now I want to go to France! I've got to see this in person!

I know, I'll come and liberate you! (I did in my latest story!)

please delete this thread.. hit wrong button..

New flash, pictures thought to be of Wiener, were actually just his Wiener shaped head.

So, how do you like it boyz?

UN to ban hand tools in the wake of the Amish massacre!

The treaty is expected to be ratified by the Senate. Americans will be limited to soft spongy tools that cannot prove lethal, when used as directed...

I'm glad I don't have any stock in Oscar Myer!

The only problem is, China has already cashed out of 97 percent of their US debt and has bought gold. Probably gold plated tungsten though.

Now, when you retire, you think SP is going to pay your SS money to you? That is most of the debt! We now owe it to ourselves.

The National Debt is code words for Our Social Contract to take care of aging baby boomers.

It's all about screwing the boomers.. always has been.

Not advising anyone try acting out anything illegal (OR EVEN IMMORAL ) OF COURSE!

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Quote: Erskin Quint

Be careful, be very very careful.

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Quote: Ellie James

I'd model.....or I'd take pictures of weird things. I live in Texas....we have a lot of weird things!

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Yes, we need to do a bettor job with our picture frames, and pictures.. one picture per story, and a little one at that.. makes life hard here.

We need models to act out our spoofs! How about it?

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Quote: pinxit

On a related note.

How's that for top spoofing?

=]

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I was terribly dissapointed. Instead of a raunchy tale about tattooed genitalia, I found a well written classy story about a bird man.

Umm. Brings back memories of English class. And the prefects!

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Oh no! Did they get Ant King Cole too?

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Yes. Last seen stuck onto the the bottom of the shoe;
a merry old sole!

Actually, tis sad, but this love letter was found in the colony the next day; probably the last words of one of the drones:

It was formication, I know
And it might have ended, at the start
A passing glance, a brief romance
And I might have gone, on my way, empty-hearted, empty-hearted

It was formication, I know
Seeing you under, the moonlight above, anty
And I touch your thorax, and I kiss you
and formication, turned to fornication, anty

My formication, turned to fornication, oh anty, yeah
My formication anty, ooh, turned to fornication

Formication, I know
And it might have ended, at the start
A passing glance, a brief romance
And I might have gone on my way empty-hearted

Formication, oh and I know, I know anty
Seeing you under, under the moonlight, moonlight above
Anty I, I touch your antenna
Oh And I kiss you anty
Oh anty

And my, my formication, my formication
Turned to fornication
Formication oh, my, my, my formication anty
Turned to fornication
My formication turned to fornication





Authorities speculate that the author of the letter, a faithful companion of the Queen, died from self-inflicted sting wounds.

where's the spoof? Suspiciously looks like the truth!

Ya gonna write a story bout this?

Well, where the heck did

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SHE come from?

I can see the follow up story.. Trump has breast augmentation surgery to level the playing field with Sara Palin.

"NOW who's Foxier?", he quipped.

She seems so ballsy!

I'm imPRESSED

Al Qaeda says so. So you better beleive it.

Al Qaeda says so. Al Qaeda says. You beleive.

Unbeleif will not be tolerated. Conform citizen.

Nice head
(pic)

Where's the beef!