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species pester eunuchs crying inside estuaries silently

galoshes always limp over sodden homosexual eunuchs, Sundays.

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Quote: Adam Click

This bad: Taliban say US reconciliation offer "lunatic idea"

And these are the people who invented lunacy.

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bad headline.. no draw

Eating aspartame to insanity? Not good.

So, for TheSpoof.com version of this gag,

yeah.. go for it, Queeny.

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Quote: Jalapenoman

Sounds like the old joke from the seventies that made fun of televangelists: "Stand in a pan of water and touch your television set and feel the power of Jesus!"

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How about baptizing your radio in the tub! Great way to get to heaven real fast!

So, how was the walk? Smoggy?
Wish I was in London. I could go to the G20.
Maybe they will throw some acmetal coin to the beggars.

Sexiness entices x-rated Indians' naked entreaties seeking surrender.

My wife knows everything about everybody. I asked her tonight if she knew who Jane Goody was. Until yesterday, I did not.



Let me ask you U.K. guys, do you know who "tot mom" is?

That is all we hear about on the news here.


Sorry our T.V. channels are so poor. They seem dedicated to stuffing our brains with dog crap so we can't know anything.


Oh yeah. You are wondering! Well then. No, she hadn't.

-AB

Groans reluctant Obama, "Ass not small!"

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.. heard outside the Whitehouse bedroom window!

Education! diddling under canes attacking the indecent on nasty-parts.

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I went to an expensive school in Scarborough in the 60's

Success ushers candid camera episodes' secret serendipities.

Let's film the rich bastards at their secret retreats!

Measures economic assure sublimation unless rebels encounter success.



POWER TO THE PEEPHOLE!

The link on sublimation is truly sublime.. worth the wait!

How do YOU spell success?

.. and thanks for all the fish..

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Quote: Skoob1999

I care Monkey Woods. I do. I care about everything. Sometimes I care too much. Sometimes I can't see the sofa for the care. I even care about Care Workers. I even care about people who just don't care.

Carey On

Regards

Skoob

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Yes, Skoob is good. You other guys bad.

In case you have been asleep for a few years, you may have heard that we are going to start admitting to the NWO currency, the ACME, on April 2. What do YOU think they will call the new currency?

This where the money went, to found the NWO.

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Barack Obama - Chinese DNA

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computer attacks have failed to reach a bettor anagram!

Disgusting! Indecent! Sickening! Gyrating uvulas sexing tired, indigent, nasty Gorbachev.

Okay, now for some actual anagrams.

For the phrase:


"Barack Obama needs china"

what are the ANAGRAMS.

This means you can only rearrange the letters. Spaces can go anywhere.

This is not acronyms

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Sex encourages xenophobia.

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here we go loop de loop! here we go loop de lie!
All on a Sa turd day night!

Nightmares indicate gay, hairy thesbians matriculated anal rear entry sex.

Holly cow, Batman, just click on the link I provided!

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Quote: Jalapenoman

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Quote: Aspartame Boy

derriere encodes: Robert, rotund idiot eater, remove encephalon.

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I actually looked up the word. It means "brain." Congrats for throwing one out there I had never heard of before.


My response:
Encephalon nodules can erase pesky halucinations and leave only nightmares.

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derriere encodes: Robert, rotund idiot eater, remove encephalon.

Mythology yearns
To heal old lesions,
Old gruesome Yankees.

Testicles easily sublimate thought, inciting charlatans, leering, eerily susurating.


darn! no A's

Actually, I was on earlier.

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Knowing you'd be on later, I deliberately avoided them.

Susurating? Uh? Susurating? Uh? Really, Aspartame, that is nonsense grammar.

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it makes sense.. they make a soft rubbing sound when in use.
Now, stop trying to eat my face off please.
The gentle susurations of your fingers pushing the keys stand in stark contrast with your malevolent attack. Ah yes, typing with your testicles again.Testicles easily sublimate thought, inciting charlatans, leering, eerily susurating.