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From News Discussion / 'Ban the birds' cry Central Park advocates
Posted 13 May 14 15:41
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I rate this five buckets of guano. Bring in the drones to shoot the birds.

 
From News Discussion / 'Ban the birds' cry Central Park advocates
Posted 13 May 14 15:39
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I rate this five buckets of guano. Bring in the drones to shoot the birds.

 
From News Discussion / 'Ban the birds' cry Central Park advocates
Posted 13 May 14 15:39
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I rate this five buckets of guano. Bring in the drones to shoot the birds.

 
From News Discussion / COO melamine aspartame scare smokes out secret bar code scanners for the elite
Posted 1 May 14 01:49
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Google Glass predicted years in advance..

 
From News Discussion / M&M Worlds may have to close after Zimmerman verdict
Posted 16 Jul 13 14:55
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This just in- Zimmerman was rushed to the hospital in a diabetic coma early this morning; he was diagnosed with "contact diabetes" acquired from someone forcing him into close proximity with Skittles. Due to the racially charged nature of the case, the suspect is not being named.

But it can be revealed that the suspect was screaming "Justice for Trayvon!" as he attacked Zimmerman, a self proclaimed non-white person, that everyone wishes was white.

 
From News Discussion / Pope Hated to Leave Behind His Red Shoes and Their Magical Powers
Posted 7 Jun 13 16:36
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Not to mention the trips to the convents..

 
From News Discussion / Pope Snags Job As Wal-Mart Greeter
Posted 2 Mar 13 04:46
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This must be true! I bet Wal*Mart has sent him an offer.

 
From News Discussion / Christians Ordered To Register With Homeland Security
Posted 7 Feb 13 15:55
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Quote: Hydrogen Balloon

thanks fellow spoof.com peeps--i am recovering from a bout with Dutch Elm Disease and will be writing more soon!


I had that for a bit myself. Wreaked havoc on my pencils.

 
From News Discussion / Christians Ordered To Register With Homeland Security
Posted 2 Feb 13 07:07
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Tomorrows' news. Brilliant.

 
From News Discussion / New York moves to ban assault shakers
Posted 25 Jan 13 17:03
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What will be banned next?


 
From News Discussion / Anti-knife youth task force sells guns to raise money
Posted 31 Dec 12 20:20
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gun
knife
rock
fist
pen

all to be confiscated

 
From Magazine Discussion / NRA Finds Just The Exact Man For Their Propaganda Ministry
Posted 29 Dec 12 18:59
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Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

rfreed:

That's what makes satire so interesting, as the reader has to decide the intention of the writer. Obviously the original statement is absurd.

But so is the current frenzy to ban, tax or confiscate every legally purchased weapon owned by law abiding citizens. Yet, criminals would still have no problem obtaining illegal weapons.

Hopefully an informed debate concerning this very complex subject will ensue, but I doubt it.

Happy New Year.

PoM


Agree. It is designed to make you think. Very painful process for most sheeple.

I suggest you consider this:

What could happen next.

as well as this:

History

 
From News Discussion / Mexico And Canada To Invade United States Gathering Weapons Of Mass Destruction
Posted 29 Dec 12 18:49
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Almost correct. It will be Asian troops and Russian, however.
UN. Blue helmets. Duh.

 
From News Discussion / Gun Lobby says Grade Schoolers Must be Armed for Their Own Protection
Posted 29 Dec 12 18:38
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Quote: siriusloon

Geezuz, I hope you're just trying to be funny.


Duh. Now this is funny :

Story about Piers Morgan and guns.

 
From Magazine Discussion / NRA Finds Just The Exact Man For Their Propaganda Ministry
Posted 27 Dec 12 19:27
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So,there are two clases of people. Those that are good and must have guns, and the rest bad. They have no guns and are the ones to be shot with guns. I am in the latter class myself.

Which class are you in?

 
From News Discussion / Gun Lobby says Grade Schoolers Must be Armed for Their Own Protection
Posted 27 Dec 12 19:22
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No kid should go to school until he can hit a tin can at 50 feet with his .45. They don't call it the Peace Maker for nothing.

Oh, I forgot, only Nazi troopers are allowed to be armed.

 
From Magazine Discussion / NRA Finds Just The Exact Man For Their Propaganda Ministry
Posted 24 Dec 12 03:42
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the AAA is now resposible for car deaths?
The water company for drownings?
The butcher for heart-attacks?
The druggest for over-doses?

They very ones who give you good advice you rail against.

Cut back on the lithium, aspartame and flouride.

Get hold of yourself my boy.

 
From General Discussion / The Huffington Post
Posted 26 Nov 12 02:55
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The Spoofers are the modern equivalent of Hitler's Jews. Google has shunned us.

Soon, we will be confined to ghettos.

Then, the final solution.

How depressing.

 
From Magazine Discussion / The Somewhat Violent Adventures of Sherlock Hunt: Murder at Black Dog Manor
Posted 16 Nov 12 03:36
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Yes, you for sure spend more than the five minutes I spend per publication! Sorry, any more that that and you have to pay me fee.

I love Schlock Ohms!

 
From News Discussion / Major retailers to put out barf buckets Thanksgiving afternoon
Posted 14 Nov 12 06:55
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Skoob's The Dorking Review.. makes us laugh. Wish I could write like that.

 
From News Discussion / Facebook Post Lands Spinster In Mental Hospital
Posted 26 Aug 12 23:42
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X cell ant story! (had to use code to defeat web bots seeking tear or esq posts.) Good job.

 
From General Discussion / A Bonny Embryo Marinade
Posted 12 Aug 12 01:23
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Lost track of the Vicar years ago when he started wearing Mormon underwear and clinging to guns. You have his number?


Quote: armfeetandtoe

How about sorting large letters into small piles of crap, then ringing the Vicar and telling him the ouja board has stopped working! That should liven things uo a bit.


Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


 
From General Discussion / A Bonny Embryo Marinade
Posted 11 Aug 12 20:10
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Yes, it is so hot outside; not much to do but assemble little letters into large pieces of crap.


Quote: armfeetandtoe

Are you locked in the library again Asp? Lovely to see you.




Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


 
From General Discussion / A Bonny Embryo Marinade
Posted 11 Aug 12 19:02
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Strange how anagrams can sometimes fit:

Obama Biden Romney Ryan


Bonny - yes they are so bonny (see stuff on Gaston)
Embryo - yes abortion figures in the election
Marinade - most of us are steeped in methanol thanks to aspartame

 
From News Discussion / Infield-fly rule extended to ground balls
Posted 28 Jul 12 16:21
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this should not be!!

 
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