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The Spoofers are the modern equivalent of Hitler's Jews. Google has shunned us.

Soon, we will be confined to ghettos.

Then, the final solution.

How depressing.

Lost track of the Vicar years ago when he started wearing Mormon underwear and clinging to guns. You have his number?

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Quote: armfeetandtoe

How about sorting large letters into small piles of crap, then ringing the Vicar and telling him the ouja board has stopped working! That should liven things uo a bit.


Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Yes, it is so hot outside; not much to do but assemble little letters into large pieces of crap.

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Quote: armfeetandtoe

Are you locked in the library again Asp? Lovely to see you.




Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Strange how anagrams can sometimes fit:

Obama Biden Romney Ryan


Bonny - yes they are so bonny (see stuff on Gaston)
Embryo - yes abortion figures in the election
Marinade - most of us are steeped in methanol thanks to aspartame

I thought the Queen MUST have been sitting on you.

I seem to have accumulated some fans. We should get together sometime for an online chat on some chat-o-sphere gizmo or something so you can ask questions about the details not included in the stories.

Just reply here as to how to connect..

I need my fans!

It is good stuff. You probably should have had your own bottle.

Yesterday and tomorrow are all I have left to fill the dark void at present..

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Quote: Erskin Quint

"world seems boring now"

ah, but what's now, then?

Not then, just now.

I said now, then. Not now then, now.

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boring. Hard to make fun of something so boring.
Or am I just getting old.. or perhaps the aspartame has got to me? Or perhaps it is the darkness. The darkness that smothers everything this time of year..

Make sure no green men on there!

Criminy! Rut insanely, mate, in nun's yoni!



{Imagine a really fat nun.. who seldom bathes.. and has very thick glasses.. and oily hair.. You get the picture.}

So, how do you like it boyz?

Ya gonna write a story bout this?

Well, where the heck did

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SHE come from?

She seems so ballsy!

Nice head
(pic)

I had a favorite author on here. Now she is on vacation.
I do hope she comes back soon.

Lady,

Relax. You are just suffering an aspartame overdose. It will end shortly. Then you go into the tertiary phase, which lasts the rest of your life.

Such are the long-term effects of aspartame use. How dreary.


Also, since Google became "more selective" my counts have gone from a hundred a day to a mere ten.

Actually, I filled in a few missing details in this wonderful example of human nature, at least among humans in Russia. I'm sure you can find it.

The poor chap's life has turned into one giant spoof script.

If I were out to get this guy, I would buy one of those universal remotes, then sneak into the stall next to his in the men's room. Then, capture and duplicate the signal.

Then program all cell phone towers to broadcast it once every five minutes.

That would be interesting.

Wow, an 85 year old fanny. I think she needs a new name.
That reminds me, my grandmother almost sat on me when I was visiting her house and sitting on the toilette. Her fanny seemed to be remarkably preserved!

Still, that's why I opted for a species change. Today, they probably would have arrested grandma for sexual abuse of a minor.

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Quote: Madame Bitters

I have an Aunt Fanny. That's her actual name, it's not short for anything.

She's probably around 85 now, if she's still alive. I hope she is, because we spoke on the phone yesterday.

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I just got back from Flagstaff and the mountain there at 11,500 feet where I took a crap in the highest toilette in Arizona.

What could possibly be left for me in this world now?

I think I will go back to Alpha Centauri.

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Quote: Bureau

For my friends on TheSpoof, I have decided to leave the site.

I didn't want to simply disappear but you may have noticed the slumping snippets, etc.

It is only for personal reasons. You guys have been great to me & so has Mark.

Had 2 events lately that have led me to make some decisions. One is a trip to the mountains & away from the gadgets. The second one is losing a friend. 4 0f us guys grew up together & you know how close you can get as kids, teens, chums, etc. With his passing, I am the only one left.

I've learned a lot about writing while on here thanks to people like Abel, J-man, Skoob, & the rest.

But need a good long "think" about where to go & what to do from here.

This was fun. Thanks.

-Bureau

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You go around, allegedly, smelling fannies?

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Quote: Morse

MW: regardless, they both make your fanny smell awful......allegedly...



Nutz Across the Pond

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SO that explains the rash of fanny zits around here..

My daughter was doing a show and tell about vegimite at school. She INSISTED that I buy not ONE, but TWO jars of it.

Needless to say, I ended up calling the Chandler hazardous household waste disposal unit. I have an appointment with them in two weeks, when they will test it.

You can't just put that stuff in the trash.. and you don't want to flush it down the toilet, since it might cause a flair up on the neighbors arses, seeing how all the plumbing in town is connected.

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Quote: Mark Lowton

I bought a jar of Vegemite the other day. My jar of Marmite was running low and I figured it was time to get some more. Vegemite was on offer and I figured: "It's the same black gunk, right?" - but I was wrong.

When you first take off the lid, the contents looks pretty sleek and sexy. It doesn't look as liquidy as Marmite, and it has a more solid, almost soft putty-like consistency.

The first taste is quite pleasant and very reminiscent of Marmite, but perhaps not quite as rich. Maybe that's because it doesn't spread across your palate as quickly. All's fine until you get a hit of a very sharp, bitter, and rancid after-taste a few seconds later.

It's grim. Real grim.

I compared it to some of my final dregs of Marmite and I was astounded at the difference. Marmite has a much saltier flavour, and it leaves beefy after tones.

It might improve on toast, I was just tasting it from a spoon, so we'll see, next time I can afford a loaf of bread.

Speaking of improving on toast, Gentleman's Relish, for example, is disgusting alone, but spread thinly (and I really mean thinly) on toast, it's okay. Smells like a cat's breath, but tastes okay.

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